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Playing with a Parasite (1)    
Weevil: So you want me to give you something else? How about a taste of my arachno slime? *mechanism jams* What the.....? *beep* Jaden: Time to get my game on! *someone hands him a basketball* That's not the game I meant! *beep* Leo: Darn television doesn't work.
Luna: Leo, that TV is 5 years old. Maybe you'd better give the guy a call.
Leo: Okay. *calls but gets error message* I should've switched to Verizon Wireless. *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1) The Next King of Games  
Tristan: What's he doing with your duel disk?
Joey: That's what I'm about to find out. You WHAT?! You were about to sell it on eBay?! *he strangles the kid* *beep*
Jaden: I've got my deck, I've got my gear, and I've got about 20 minutes to get to the academy for the entrance exam. Hey, why aren't I moving forward? Who put me on the treadmill? *beep* Yusei: Let's rev it up! I tune Junk Synchron with Speed Warrior for Junk Warrior! *Junk Synchron can't start his motor* *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1) Return of the Supreme King (3)  
Mai: Watch it! Cross in the green not with the queen *beep*

Mai (again): Watch it! Cross in the green not with who's mean! *beep*
Yubel: But this time, I'm not going anywhere, but you are Jaden. You're about to banish FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
Jaden: How? I'm a cartoon. *beep*
Jack: Meet my Dark Resonator! *monster doesn't appear*. 404 Error? We're not using Wi-Fi here! *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1) Generation NeXt None
Yami Marik: You and I had an agreement. I said if you lost you'd be banished to the Shadow Realm for eternity. So...  *activates the rod but nothing happens* What's wrong? *turns it over* Made IN CHINA!?!?!?!?! Cheap piece of junk! *tosses it aside* *beep* Sheppard: Take this. *He hands Zane something*
Zane: What is it?
Sheppard: It's your ticket into my new tournament.
Zane: Looks more like a stopwatch.
Sheppard: Right, so it is. Let me try again. *beep*
Luna: Leo, what are you doing?
Leo: Trying to get my monsters to appear
Luna: It's a toy, Leo, it's not going to summon monsters. *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1) Magna Chum Laude None
Arkana: Then, as Catherine looked on, something went horribly wrong!
Atem: Your show got cancelled?
Arkana: No, not that! *beep*
Jaden: Wow, Chumley that's amazing!
Syrus: Yeah, Chum, I didn't know you were Van Gogh!
Chumley: Whoops, wrong painting. *beep*
*opening dub theme plays*
Yusei: *crashes into a pole* *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1)   None
Lumis: *jumps off the roof and hits the face of the next building, sliding down*
Director: Okay cut, we need a medic for this guy.
Bastion: I've already done all the math
Chazz: Any loser can use a calculator. *beep*
Luna: Leo, don't tell me you're Batteryman lost their ATK again.
Leo: Of course not, they just need charging. *beep*
Obelisk the Tormentor   None
Kaiba: Obelisk, attack now! Show Ultimate Dragon why you're known as the Tormentor! Fist of Fate! *Obelisk hits the wall instead* *beep* Sartorius: What will you be wagering? What about that helicopter I've heard so much about.
Ojin: Actually, that hasn't been in the news much. *beep*
Jack: Let's kick this duel into overdrive! *Duel Runner falls apart* Wrong gear.

Trudge (thinking): Alright Yusei, I'm getting you this time! *Yusei zooms in and sees the cards* Got you, Yusei! *Activates the release for the cage but it fails* What the....*walks under it and the cage falls on him*
Yusei: Meep meep! *zooms away on his Duel Runner* *scene pauses*

Yusei Fudo: Duelitus Kingitus, Trudge: Idiotus on Patrolitus
*scene resumes*
Playing with a Parasite (1) Let's Make a Duel  
Joey: That is one ugly spider
Tea: Spider? *she runs away and smacks into the camera*
Joey: I think you got it.
Tea: *faints*
Joey: Uh-oh, we missed. Here comes my giant fly swatter. *he charges towards the spider but the spider snaps the swatter in two* Aw man, I just paid for dat at Wal-Mart.
Bob: It's time to play Who Wants to Be a Duelist Extraordinaire? and I'm your host, Bob Banter!
Jaden: Your show has the most random questions ever, Bob.
Bob: I know. *beep*
Leo: I activate Celfon's effect! No service? Stupid T-Mobile.
Mime Control (2) The Art of the Duel (1?)  
Strings: It appears you're out of options, Pharaoh. Thanks to my Nightmare's Steel Cage you can't attack and in one more turn you'll be finished and your Millennium Puzzle will be mine!
Atem: Never! As long as 4Kids is animating, you won't succeed in claiming my puzzle. *beep*
Orlando: You have to experience the art of the duel. *gets hit by a monster*
Jaden: What do you call that one?
Orlando: Orlando in pain. *beep*
Trudge: We're entering a construction zone, Yusei so you lose twice the LPs when attacked.
Yusei: That applies to you too.
Trudge: Screw the rules, I'm a cop. *beep*
Mime Control (2)    
Strings: Your misguided faith is completely pathetic when compared to the overwhelming power of my Egyptian God Card but you'll see that first hand in just one more turn.
Atem: The rules state that Egyptian God Cards can't be used in tournaments.
Strings: The anime has no rules.
*beep*
Announcer: First up to bat is Jaden Yuki, the second king of games. Here's the wind-up....and the pitch. Jaden hits it and it's a fly ball! *ball hits Crowler* Make that an eye ball! *beep* Jack: Alright Greiger, here comes my punch line! *4Kids censors the scene* Curses, censored again! *beep*
Mime Control (3)   None
Atem: Marik, it's over!
Strings: Ha, my Egyptian God Card is unstoppable
Atem: That rule only applies until the card is banned. *beep*
Teacher: Bastion?
Bastion: Here!
Teacher: Chazz?
Chazz: Here!
Teacher: Mueler?
Mueler: Here!
Teacher: Jaden? *no response* Jaden?...... Jaden?....... Jaden?........Jaden?..........Jaden?......
Chazz: Enough already, he's not here!
Teacher: Jaden?.........Jaden?.......Jaden.......
Chazz: Oh for Pete's sake! *beep*
Bystander: What's your name?
Yusei: Yusei Fudo
Bystander: Fudo.
Yusei: No, it's Yusei Fudo.
Bystander: Fudo.
Yusei: YUSEI FUDO!
*beep*
The ESP Duelist (2)   None
Joey: You've been gettin' some bum info and now I know why. You couldn't see my cards at all but I bet you have security cameras in high places.

ER: I don't have that kind of money, Wheeler.
Joey: Sorry. *beep*
Bonaparte: Wait, but I'm the vice chancellor. You can't just bid me adieu just like that!
Crowler: Watch me little man

Bonaparte: Little? I'll have you know I was named after the guy who was a tough competitor in wars.

Crowler: He ran away, I hardly consider that tough. *beep*
Yusei: Uh oh, out of gas. Anyone know where to refill for a Duel Runner? *beep*
Heart of the Cards Generation neXt None
Yugi: Joey, earth to Joey. Joey? Hey are you in there? It's your move.
Tea`: They've been at it for hours but Yugi's like an expert.
Tristan: How is Yugi an expert when it's only the first episode? *beep*
Sheppard: I give you, the Gx Dueling Tournament!
Chazz: It says 404 Error
Sheppard: Just a technical glitch. We'll have that fixed soon. *beep*
Leo: Hello? Is this customer service? Oh, ok. *hangs up* Dialed the wrong number. *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1)    
Rex Raptor: Now, time to meet Red-Eyes, a creature like none you've seen before
Joey: It's not a Dinosaur
Rex: So?
Joey: So why is it in your dinosaur deck? *beep*
Chazz: I've seen the light
Jaden: We all have, it's in our houses and the sun. *beep*
Lazar: Director Goodwin, why is this show called Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds?
Goodwin: There are 5 Dragons.
Lazar: So it's not because of 5 Ds as in grades? *beep*
Face-Off (3)    
Kaiba: I'm going to force your hand, Yugi. *He backs to the edge of the castle.
Atem: Stop, this, Kaiba, you'll hurt yourself!
Kaiba: 4Kids wouldn't allow that. *beep*
Dimitri: I AM the king of games.
Jaden: No, you need to be at the nearest Comic Con convention instead! *beep*
Lazar: I'm not a Dark Signer!
Crow: How about now?
Lazar: No
Crow: Now?
Lazar: No!
Crow: Now?
Lazar: NO! *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1)   None
Joey: It's getting way to hot in here. I should've called the heatin' company. *beep* Amnael: I play Lead Compass, letting me summon Alchemy Beast Leon the Lead
Jaden: Isn't that part of that lame book series?
Amnael: Well it was decent enough to get cards made from it *beep*
Leo: How do I check messages on a Celfon?
Luna: Leo, the message is in it's card text, duh. *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1) The King of Copycats (1) None
*cell phone rings*
Roland: Yes, what is it?
Kimo: Croquet isn't speaking to me right now. What are you doing? Over.
Roland: I'm hosting another new tournament from Mr Kaiba, Over.
Kimo: Have you ever visited Pegasus' castle? Over.
Roland: No, Over and out. *beep*
Dimitri: Ancient Gear Golem, attack! Mechanized Melee!
Syrus: I activate Magic Cylinder!
Dimitri: AGG prevents Spell and Traps from being activated when it attacks.
Syrus: That's the CG version, yours is the anime version. *beep*
Luna: Leo, have you seen the bill for your Celfon?
Leo: What is it?
Luna: 450 DP
Leo: I don't have that many points. Do you think they'll accept Gift Cards? *beep*
A Duel with Dartz (4?)   None
Raphael: You LIED to me!
Dartz: What'd you expect? TV is full of that these days. *beep*
Jaden: What's Chazz doing?
Syrus: Looking for his mind because he clearly lost it.
Hassleberry: Cartoons have minds? *beep*
Leo: *on his Celfon* Can you hear me now? Good. How about now? Good. Now? YES! *beep*
None None  
Yugi: *Transforming into Atem* *Millennium Puzzle hits him in the face and he falls down* *beep* Jaden: So Chazz, what music do you throw down with?
Chazz: I don't listen to music when I duel.
Alexis: Then why did I catch you listening to Jazz music during your last duel, Chazz?
Jaden: Chazz likes Jazz?
Chazz: Shut up, it's not true!
Alexis: Maybe Chazz needs some Jazz to cool down with. *beep*
The Professor: I'm finally in the spirit world!!!!

Leo: Actually we're in Kaiba Land.
The Professor: What?! NOOOOOOOOOO! *faints* *beep*
The Wrath of Rebecca    
Rebecca: Nice try Yugi, my monster is the Millennium Shield!

Yugi: Isn't that a Normal Monster?
Rebecca:  No it has a powerful effect that wasn't put on the CG version. *beep*
Chumley: This is a totally licious card, Jaden.
Jaden: I don't think licious is a word, Chum.
Chumley: Duh, of course it is, they just forgot to put it in. *beep*
Jack: *on his duel runner* Who's the master of faster? Who rules the duels? That's right it's me! *tire flattens* *beep*
The Wrath of Rebecca    
Rebecca: Yugi, hey, Yugi! *hugs Yugi*
Yugi: Uh hi......you.

Rebecca: Oh no, don't tell me you forgot about me now that you're a big time champion duelist.

Yugi: That's what it says in the script, look. *beep*
Bystander: Is that you, Truesdale?
Zane: It's Zane.
Bystander: Are you sure it's Truesdale?
Zane: Yes, it's 100% true.
Bystander: So you're Zane True?
Zane: Zane Truesdale! *beep*
Kalin: Coco Pack Apu, pound this pathetic signer into the netherworld!
Yusei: What kind of pronunciation is that?
Kalin: Don't blame me, I don't write this show. *beep*
Playing with a Parasite (1)    
Weevil: I play Reckless Parasite, which brings the parasite in your deck to life

Joey: You gotta be outta your mind, my deck doesn't have any Parasite....ahh!

Weevil: You were saying? Looks like you had a Parasite Paracide card

Joey: This wasn't in my original starter deck *beep*
Opponent: I activate Crush Card Virus!
Jaden: Does that infect people with love potions? *beep*
Grady: Meet Frozen Fitzgerald!
Yusei: How long's he been frozen? *beep*
None    
Yugi: Pharaoh, have you noticed that none of our cards are holofoil?
Atem: Yes, why?
Yugi: Why is it in Japan, they have rarities on their cards but here we don't?
Atem: Maybe we happen to have less valuable cards.
Yugi: Don't the God Cards count as valuable? *beep*
Alexis: Atticus?
Atticus:  No I'm Nightshroud's good side. *beep*
Anfient Fairy Dragon: Luna, you need to set me free!

Luna:  I won't be able to set you free until Ancient Prophecy is mass-released in the US. *beep*