| Cards below have been recreated with
humorous names and card text to reflect my actual views on them. |
| LOB-022 |
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Broken Winged Cat
EARTH / Beast-Type Fusion / Level 3 / ATK 900 / DEF 700
"Flying Gumball" + "Merlin's Worst Magical Sheep"
RARE |
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| Comments: |
In a set that only guarantees you a Rare much of
the time, this is not what you want to get as a result of paying $4-5 on
a pack or two. |
| LOB-021 |
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The Flying Unlucky Mirror
LIGHT / Winged Beast / Level 4 / ATK 1100 / DEF 1400
A bird attached to a mirror that has proven unlucky many times over.
The bird is reluctant to give it up because of its ironic belief that it
will bring good luck one day.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
When you can barely outlast the likes of The
13th Grave and only in Defense Mode, you're not really a worthy monster. |
| LOB-020 |
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Dead King that was Abyssmal
DARK / Fiend / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 800
A relative of the 13th Dead Traveler, he made a similar mistake and
now can't warn anyone he invited to the same location.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
The third monster with identical ATK and DEF so
it's only natural that his story be linked to one of them. |
| LOB-019 |
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Flamebroiled Dragon
DARK / Dragon-Type Fusion / Level 4 / ATK 1500 / DEF 1250
"Extra Crispy Crabgrass" + "Fish Bait Dragon"
RARE |
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| Comments: |
So far, we're 20 cards in and this is one of the
few monsters to surpass Mammoth Graveyard and Silver Fang. Says a lot
right there. |
| LOB-018 |
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Extra Crispy Crabgrass
EARTH / Plant / Level 2 / ATK 700 / DEF 600
It may look dangerous but its overall soil content has proven to be
bad for its own health.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Being in a volcano hasn't done it any good since
it's weaker than most monsters in the set. |
| LOB-017 |
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Defenseless Egg
EARTH / Warrior / Level 3 / ATK 600 / DEF 900
An egg frightened of what its future might be. It fears of being
eaten for breakfast.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Unlike Flame Manipulator, this guy is Fusion
Material for a monster that is actually less than double its own ATK. |
| LOB-016 |
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Flame Casualty
FIRE / Spellcaster / Level 3 / ATK 900 / DEF 1000
He likes to play with fire but his skills don't have what it takes
to wield even a basic flame and he often sets himself ablaze.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
It's weak and paves way for a monster with only
twice its own ATK. |
| LOB-015 |
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Overcooked Knght of Failure
FIRE / Pyro-Type Fusion / Level 3 / ATK 1100 / DEF 800
"Defenseless Egg" + "The Flame that Burned Out"
RARE |
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| Comments: |
When your Extra Deck vanilla monster is weaker
than a Main Deck Normal Monster, you know it's not worth it. |
| LOB-014 |
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The 13th Dead Traveler
DARK / Zombie / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 900
He wandered aimlessly for years looking for something he knew full
well was never coming. Now he stands poised in his walking position
until the wind blows him away.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
The fact that Duke Devlin used this card in his
Duels proved how unskilled he was. Heck. Joey nearly beat him as a
rookie and that was only because of luck both in the packs chosen and
the draw. |
| LOB-013 |
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The Thumb Sucker that Can't Swim
DARK / Spellcaster / Level 3 / ATK 800 / DEF 700
She sucks her thumb because she's unable to actually grow up. She'll
never make it to the surface on her own.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Unfortunatly, cards like this were all any
Duelist had at the start because we literally had nothing better. |
| LOB-012 |
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Coffin of the Doomed
DARK / Fiend / Level 4 / ATK 1300 / DEF 900
A coffin that offers no protection from attacks. Even those that
have died suddenly refuse to rest in it.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Let's face it, it's probably made out of wood.
Not exactly an ideal hiding or resting place. |
| LOB-011 |
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Roast Ram
EARTH / Beast / Level 3 / ATK 800 / DEF 900
Blink and you miss it. This animal's life was taken so quickly very
few were able to see it.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Whatever you want to call it, it's a dead animal
in Yu-Gi-Oh. |
| LOB-010 |
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Cowardly Wolf
EARTH / Beast / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 800
It's a carbon copy of the Museum Jailbreaker. It's how that monster
used to look before it was easily roadkill.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
When you get right down to look at the two
cards, they're very much alike and it makes you wonder why both had to
exist. |
| LOB-009 |
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Museum Jailbreaker
EARTH / Dinosaur / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 800
A bony dinosaur from a museum that was clearly uncared for by its
owners.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
A graveyard that was likely filled with monsters
like this back in the day. |
| LOB-008 |
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Insignificant Insect
EARTH / Insect / Level 2 / ATK 500 / DEF 700
Its weak flying ability makes it very vulnerable to even swats from
a fly swatter or hand.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
So basic that no one uses it and probably barely
used it back in the day. |
| LOB-005 |
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One-Trick Magician (original artwork)
DARK / Spellcaster / Level 7 / ATK 2500 / DEF 2100
He claims to be a master magician but doesn't fool anyone with even
half a brain.
ULTRA RARE |
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| Comments: |
Basically the card even to this day has very few
uses. I'd argue only one, hide in a Deck specifically made for it
because it can't do anything else useful. |
| LOB-004 |
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Thick-Headed Servant
DARK / Zombie / Level 1 / ATK 300 / DEF 200
His thick skull is no accident. He thought it would actually make
him smarter but instead it has only made things worse.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Even today, I still don't see this guy as a
formidable threat despite having a family of like 20. |
| LOB-003 |
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Luke Warm Amateur (original artwork)
FIRE / Warrior-Type Fusion / Level 5 / ATK 1800 / DEF 1600
"Flame Casualty" + "Major Sucky, the Lackluster Swordsman"
SUPER RARE |
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| Comments: |
The first ever TCG Fusion and it was harder to
get than regular Normal Monsters of the time. That shows how bad this
is. |
| LOB-002 |
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His-Not-So-Scary Giant
EARTH / Beast-Warrior / Level 4 / ATK 1200 / DEF 1000
This cyclopse lost an eye because of what little brains it had.
COMMON |
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| Comments: |
Let's face it, it was only marginally playable
back in the day. |
| LOB-000 |
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Bent-Horned Wimp
DARK / Dragon / Level 8 / ATK 2850 / DEF 2350
He's tried so hard to become more playable but all attempts have met
with failure.
SECRET RARE |
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| Comments: |
Back when cards like this were feared and the
ways around it were pretty hard to get as well, this guy would probably
have not been my ideal choice to use, especially when Blue-Eyes was
available as a Tin shortly after. |