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Ridiculed Yu-Gi-Oh Cards (Page 6)
| Cards below have been recreated with humorous names and card text to reflect my actual views on them. | |
| LOB-022 | |
| Card Info | Broken Winged Cat EARTH / Beast-Type Fusion / Level 3 / ATK 900 / DEF 700 "Flying Gumball" + "Merlin's Worst Magical Sheep" RARE |
| Comments: | In a set that only guarantees you a Rare much of the time, this is not what you want to get as a result of paying $4-5 on a pack or two. |
| LOB-021 | |
| Card Info | The Flying
Unlucky Mirror LIGHT / Winged Beast / Level 4 / ATK 1100 / DEF 1400 A bird attached to a mirror that has proven unlucky many times over. The bird is reluctant to give it up because of its ironic belief that it will bring good luck one day. COMMON |
| Comments: | When you can barely outlast the likes of The 13th Grave and only in Defense Mode, you're not really a worthy monster. |
| LOB-020 | |
| Card Info | Dead King that
was Abyssmal DARK / Fiend / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 800 A relative of the 13th Dead Traveler, he made a similar mistake and now can't warn anyone he invited to the same location. COMMON |
| Comments: | The third monster with identical ATK and DEF so it's only natural that his story be linked to one of them. |
| LOB-019 | |
| Card Info | Flamebroiled
Dragon DARK / Dragon-Type Fusion / Level 4 / ATK 1500 / DEF 1250 "Extra Crispy Crabgrass" + "Fish Bait Dragon" RARE |
| Comments: | So far, we're 20 cards in and this is one of the few monsters to surpass Mammoth Graveyard and Silver Fang. Says a lot right there. |
| LOB-018 | |
| Card Info | Extra Crispy
Crabgrass EARTH / Plant / Level 2 / ATK 700 / DEF 600 It may look dangerous but its overall soil content has proven to be bad for its own health. COMMON |
| Comments: | Being in a volcano hasn't done it any good since it's weaker than most monsters in the set. |
| LOB-017 | |
| Card Info | Defenseless Egg EARTH / Warrior / Level 3 / ATK 600 / DEF 900 An egg frightened of what its future might be. It fears of being eaten for breakfast. COMMON |
| Comments: | Unlike Flame Manipulator, this guy is Fusion Material for a monster that is actually less than double its own ATK. |
| LOB-016 | |
| Card Info | Flame Casualty FIRE / Spellcaster / Level 3 / ATK 900 / DEF 1000 He likes to play with fire but his skills don't have what it takes to wield even a basic flame and he often sets himself ablaze. COMMON |
| Comments: | It's weak and paves way for a monster with only twice its own ATK. |
| LOB-015 | |
| Card Info |
Overcooked Knght of Failure FIRE / Pyro-Type Fusion / Level 3 / ATK 1100 / DEF 800 "Defenseless Egg" + "The Flame that Burned Out" RARE |
| Comments: | When your Extra Deck vanilla monster is weaker than a Main Deck Normal Monster, you know it's not worth it. |
| LOB-014 | |
| Card Info |
The 13th Dead Traveler DARK / Zombie / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 900 He wandered aimlessly for years looking for something he knew full well was never coming. Now he stands poised in his walking position until the wind blows him away. COMMON |
| Comments: | The fact that Duke Devlin used this card in his Duels proved how unskilled he was. Heck. Joey nearly beat him as a rookie and that was only because of luck both in the packs chosen and the draw. |
| LOB-013 | |
| Card Info | The Thumb Sucker
that Can't Swim DARK / Spellcaster / Level 3 / ATK 800 / DEF 700 She sucks her thumb because she's unable to actually grow up. She'll never make it to the surface on her own. COMMON |
| Comments: | Unfortunatly, cards like this were all any Duelist had at the start because we literally had nothing better. |
| LOB-012 | |
| Card Info | Coffin of the
Doomed DARK / Fiend / Level 4 / ATK 1300 / DEF 900 A coffin that offers no protection from attacks. Even those that have died suddenly refuse to rest in it. COMMON |
| Comments: | Let's face it, it's probably made out of wood. Not exactly an ideal hiding or resting place. |
| LOB-011 | |
| Card Info | Roast Ram EARTH / Beast / Level 3 / ATK 800 / DEF 900 Blink and you miss it. This animal's life was taken so quickly very few were able to see it. COMMON |
| Comments: | Whatever you want to call it, it's a dead animal in Yu-Gi-Oh. |
| LOB-010 | |
| Card Info | Cowardly Wolf EARTH / Beast / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 800 It's a carbon copy of the Museum Jailbreaker. It's how that monster used to look before it was easily roadkill. COMMON |
| Comments: | When you get right down to look at the two cards, they're very much alike and it makes you wonder why both had to exist. |
| LOB-009 | |
| Card Info | Museum
Jailbreaker EARTH / Dinosaur / Level 3 / ATK 1200 / DEF 800 A bony dinosaur from a museum that was clearly uncared for by its owners. COMMON |
| Comments: | A graveyard that was likely filled with monsters like this back in the day. |
| LOB-008 | |
| Card Info | Insignificant
Insect EARTH / Insect / Level 2 / ATK 500 / DEF 700 Its weak flying ability makes it very vulnerable to even swats from a fly swatter or hand. COMMON |
| Comments: | So basic that no one uses it and probably barely used it back in the day. |
| LOB-005 | |
| Card Info | One-Trick
Magician (original artwork) DARK / Spellcaster / Level 7 / ATK 2500 / DEF 2100 He claims to be a master magician but doesn't fool anyone with even half a brain. ULTRA RARE |
| Comments: | Basically the card even to this day has very few uses. I'd argue only one, hide in a Deck specifically made for it because it can't do anything else useful. |
| Card Info | Thick-Headed
Servant DARK / Zombie / Level 1 / ATK 300 / DEF 200 His thick skull is no accident. He thought it would actually make him smarter but instead it has only made things worse. COMMON |
| Comments: | Even today, I still don't see this guy as a formidable threat despite having a family of like 20. |
| LOB-003 | |
| Card Info | Luke Warm Amateur
(original artwork) FIRE / Warrior-Type Fusion / Level 5 / ATK 1800 / DEF 1600 "Flame Casualty" + "Major Sucky, the Lackluster Swordsman" SUPER RARE |
| Comments: | The first ever TCG Fusion and it was harder to get than regular Normal Monsters of the time. That shows how bad this is. |
| LOB-002 | |
| Card Info | His-Not-So-Scary
Giant EARTH / Beast-Warrior / Level 4 / ATK 1200 / DEF 1000 This cyclopse lost an eye because of what little brains it had. COMMON |
| Comments: | Let's face it, it was only marginally playable back in the day. |
| LOB-000 | |
| Card Info | Bent-Horned Wimp DARK / Dragon / Level 8 / ATK 2850 / DEF 2350 He's tried so hard to become more playable but all attempts have met with failure. SECRET RARE |
| Comments: | Back when cards like this were feared and the ways around it were pretty hard to get as well, this guy would probably have not been my ideal choice to use, especially when Blue-Eyes was available as a Tin shortly after. |