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Jiggly Times (2025)

A blog that details the newspaper articles and events as they occur in Bulging Curves.

 

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10/4/25 (Article #71)
 Prime Mary Seeing Smarter Students
The new year brought new students to Mrs. Prime Mary's academy and there was quite the turnaround from past years. "I've never seen so many students do so well in my class. Usually it's only a few, but this time just about everyone aced their first few tests. I'm looking forward to them graduating later this year," stated Mrs. Prime Mary. Sunny Belle said she's glad she finished that school before now, having been eager to return to her usual activities.
8/23/25 (Article #70)
 Tubby Town Requires Yearly Weight Check?
This week saw residents going in for a weight analysis to ensure they meet the town's philosphy. "We can't have anyone being thin here so it's only natural that we require our residents to get weighed to ensure they're still fat. It's the only task needed with them and only takes a second thanks to our scales. If the data is incorrect, we'll weigh them again later," shared Rainbelly. Daisy Summer said she hated every second of the weigh-in despite passing.
7/6/25 (Article #69)
 Rotund Residents Flatten with Fat Fannies
In light of a new holiday, residents participated in what left quite an impact. "We call it "Pancake Day" and it's about sitting on other residents with our butts painted green. You just need to sit on one other resident and you'll know who's been done by the green paint marks," commented Goldie Rain. Bouncy Love said she'd rather do it from the front, but can understand the appeal.
5/22/25 (Article #68)
 Bulging Beach Brings Revised Rules?
 Previously a place of relaxation within the rules, the areas have gotten some changes regarding how things are run. "Just to make sure there are no fakers trying to get around the restrictions, we're now going to analyze anyone coming onto either side of the beach to ensire they have legitimate fat and no suits. Also lets them know if they're at an acceptable weight to stay more than the few minutes allowed," shared Jolly Surf. Autumn Filling said she's confident she'll get in as she's well beyond the minimum requirements to get in.
3/29/25 (Article #67)
 Lead the Way Gets Gorgeous First Fatties
Bouncy Swirl's cheerleading school was finally able to open for a trial run. "It's only a few, but that's better than nothing and they certainly look ready to participate. It'll take a few days to get them warmed up, but they'll be well on their way to cheerleading for the audience in about a week," shared Bouncy Swirl. Mellow Sunshine added she's there because of the big boys in the class and wants to pick one for herself.