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Jiggly Times (2026)

A blog that details the newspaper articles and events as they occur in Bulging Curves.

 

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1/30/26 (Article #77)
Tubby Transactor Finally Fixed
After giving the wrong item in return for about a year, Goldie Rain has gotten it fixed. "Would you believe a resident from Pudgyville came to help? Word is she works in the maintenance department and certainly fit our town's philosphy. I'm not sure what that magic wrench was all about though," commented Goldie Rain. Tug Turn said the main issue was the computer itself was giving faulty info and just needed a reboot.
1/16/26 (Article #76)
Fatty Female Dating First Big Boy

Mellow Sunshine has found her first male fatty to try dating. "It was a very tentative first date, mostly because I wasn't sure he was the one I wanted and vice-versa. He did seem to tick all the boxes and I'll admit I was rather hooves-on with him. Not sure whether he liked it or not," admitted Mellow Sunshine. The male pony, whom called himself Vibrant Pasture said she found him at Bouncy Swirl's Lead the Way class.
1/6/26 (Article #75)
Stuff Silly Day is Delicious

The town's new holiday called Stuff Silly Day is for nothing else than stuffing yourself silly. "For proper execution, residents weren't allowed to have much food until the event began. We made sure no discussion of food was allowed until then either so others aren't reminded of their predicament. It made the event much more enjoyable in the end," expxlained Goldie Rain. Rainbelly said she felt like she was losing weight on the spot, but was glad when the feeling disappeared that night.