Continuous Trap
Ensure your opponent doesn't need to do anything to beat you by paying 2000 Life Points each turn just to weaken your opponent's monsters by half.
SUPER RARE
Continuous Spell
Wreck your chances of victory by locking out your ability to Summon monsters except weak Slime Tokens with 500 ATK and DEF in Attack Mode that can't be used for anything useful.
RARE
EARTH / Warrior / Level 7 / ATK 2300 / DEF 2100
After years of putting up with his incompetent owner, the horse opted to run away to find someone that could actually ride him properly.
RARE
EARTH / Warrior / Level 4 / ATK 1400 / DEF 1200
His skills have proven to be quite underwhelming, especially to the other members of his army.
SUPER RARE
Continuous Spell
Each turn, you can lose a card on your field to prevent your opponent from doing anything to your useless support cards. During the End Phase, you can set completely obvious and useless "Sky Diver" cards in your Grave on your field where they'll be quickly thwarted when they're activated up to the number of equally useless "Sky Diver" support cards you wasted this turn.
SECRET RARE
Quick-Play Spell
Activate 1 of these effects.
● Copy Reinforcement of the Army to get 1 "Sonotgreat" monster from your Deck.
● Temporarily protect a useless "Sonotgreat" Link Monster you control that wasted another Link Monster with that name to bring it out from Monster Effects.
You can only activate 1 "Sonotgreat Circle" per turn.
SUPER RARE
DARK / Warrior-Type Link / ATK 2100 / Link-3
2+ DARK monsters
At your Main Phase, you can cosplay as Foolish Burial by sending a "The Pathetic Knights" monster to where it truly belongs, then Set a completely useless and obvious support card from your Deck. Should you bring out a DARK Xyz Monster(s), you can get rid of 1 worthless card on the field. Oh and this guy can't be Link Material.
ULTRA RARE
LIGHT / Dragon / Level 4 / ATK 1600 / DEF 1000
If this card got disposed, you can ensure you have even less options later on by banishing a worthless high-Level LIGHT or DARK Dragon-Type monster from your Deck. When banished, you get that useless banished monster from earlier back in your hand.
SUPER RARE
Quick-Play Spell
When your turn is pretty much over, you can draw an extra card for each Dragon-Type monster you wasted this turn.
COMMON
Continuous Spell
When you're dumb enough to play this, Fusion Summon a "Garbage-Knight" Fusion Monster using monsters from your Deck as Fusion Material that loses all its ATK and DEF. You can also waste a card from your hand to restore the ATK and DEF of the monster Fusion Summoned by this effect but then you wouldn't have to do that if you Fusion Summoned normally would you?
SUPER RARE
DARK / Machine-Type Tuner / Level 3 / ATK 1400 / DEF 400
You can pointlessly return one of your safe monsters to your hand to bring this card out and risk losing it for good. Oh and if you somehow manage to succeed, we'll give it 500 ATK if you manage to return a useless WIND monster to the hand. Regardless of what happens, this guy won't be with you for long.
SUPER RARE
EARTH / Rock-Type Fusion / Level 9 / ATK 2900 / DEF 2500
3 "Garbage-Knight" monsters
This card is useless unless you foolishly Fusion Summon it first. Have hopes of it getting stronger? Well we're only giving it 100 ATK for each of its fallen members in your Graveyard. Or, you can waste Level 7 or lower Garbage-Knight" Fusion Monsters in your Graveyard to copy their name and effects for 1 turn.
SECRET RARE
Normal Trap
If by some miracle, one of you is down 8000 or more Life Points through their own stupidity, you can bring both players down to just 3000 Life Points.
RARE
Quick-Play Spell
Choose a DARK Xyz Monster you control that can't do anything anyway and make it Xyz Material for the Xyz Summon of a new DARK Xyz Monster with 1 Rank higher. Oh and you can also attach 1 "The Pathetic Knights" monster in your hand to that monster as Xyz Material by getting rid of this card in your Graveyard but it won't help.
SUPER RARE
WATER / Aqua / Level 1 / ATK 100 / DEF 2000
You can waste a worthless monster to bring out an equally worthless "Croaked Frog" monster from your Deck. "Croaked Frog" monsters cannot be destroyed by battle, not that that matters.
RARE
LIGHT / Spellcaster / Level 4 / ATK 1850 / DEF 1000
If you Normal or Special Summon this card, you can cosplay as Book of Moon to turn one face-up monster to face-down in Defense Mode. If you're desperate for a monster, you can prevent 7 resources in your hand or Graveyard from being retrieved to revive this card.
SHORT PRINT COMMON
Quick-Play Spell
When you're ready to fail, activate this card in hopes of dealing 400 burn damage based on the number of cards in the chain. We know it doesn't matter but we can't allow you play any other copies in the same chain.
COMMON
Normal Spell
When you're already at a disadvantage, put yourself further behind by wasting half your Life Points and risk a new useless monster going out early too.
ULTRA RARE
LIGHT / Fairy / Level 8 / ATK 2800 / DEF 1000
You can waste more monsters to Summon this card by wasting one that already wasted a monster. When you waste monsters to tribute Summon this card, you can wreck your strategy further by pointlessly sending support cards from your hand or Deck to the Graveyard. After that, Special Summon a monster that runs away during the End Phase. During your opponent's turn, you can also waste monsters and support to Tribute Summon this card.
ULTRA RARE
WATER / Sea Serpent-Type Tuner / Level 2 / ATK 200 / DEF 400
When this card is Normal Summoned, you can double your weak army by Special Summoning a useless Level 3 monster from your Deck.
RARE