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Kaiba: A virus, a good one. Where's my Anti-Virus software? beep	Zane: thinking This new banned list has really hurt my chances as top student. Maybe I should duel Konami myself for the right to keep my Cyber Dragons at 3. beep	Lazar: Zigzix, what are you doing over there? Zigzix: Who's Zigzix? Lazar: You are! Zigzix: Well then maybe 4Kids should be put into the Ener D reactor to see how much energy they have. beep

Yugi: You tell him! No way is he getting his hands on your power! Atem: I just did Yugi: Okay. Atem: Well that was bad dialogue. beep	Alexis: Atticus? Atticus: No I'm Nightshroud's good side. beep	AFD: Luna, you need to set me free! Luna: I won't be able to set you free until Ancient Prophecy is mass-released in the US. beep

Atem: You're insane! YM: Oh really? Why's that, because I duel with better skills? beep	Orlando: Entering center stage... Jaden: Come on, cut the boring Shakespeare act, Orlando. beep	Goodwin: What is your name? Yusei: Yusei Fudo Goodwin: What is your quest? Yusei: To defeat the Dark Signers Goodwin: What is your favorite color? Yusei: 4Kids didn't tell me that. beep

Weevil: Behold your final destruction! laughs Joey: You won't kill me, I'm a cartoon. beep	Jaden: Great idea Sy, we could talk about 4Kids' bad dubbing and poor dialogue. beep	Devak: Megamorph doesn't alter ATK when our scores are equal. Leo: 4Kids didn't explain that! Devak: They didn't explain the other effect of Megamorph either. beep

Weevil: Say goodbye to Exodia! throws cards overboard Yugi: Those weren't my Exodia cards, those were fakes. beep	Shroud: If you want out so badly, all you have to do is win. Zane: I can't! 4Kids won't allow me to do that now that I'm not a champion. beep	Yusei: riding his duel runner smacks into a pole moves forward and around the pole and smacks into a second pole moves forward again and hits a third pole, knocking it down. I'll need 5Ss for my head. collapses beep

Kaiba's screen has Dark Rabbits appearing all over Kaiba: Time for my anti-virus. presses button that has BEWD attack the Dark Rabbits beep	Hassleberry: Sam hill, a volcanic eruption but I don't have Jurassic World active. Axel: Go Volcanic Hammerer! Stabilize that volcano! Hassleberry: What makes you think that's going to work? Axel: I have the volcanic deck. beep	Devak: Magician Ape, attack Leo directly! Leo: Ow my LPs! Those were good for getting movies at Duelbuster! beep

Lumis: It wouldn't happen if you would play something else Umbra: Why don't you play something else? Lumis: gets out other deck of cards How about solitaire? beep	Hassleberry: We need a fire. Axel: I got it covered. Go Blaze Accelerator! Hassleberry: It's not warm enough. Axel: Go Tri-Blaze Accelerator! Hassleberry is torched Hassleberry: That's plenty. falls over	Goodwin: Yusei, you have the mark of the Crimson Chin Yusei: The who? Goodwin: Wrong TV show. beep

Kaiba Corp: "All systems go" "Commence download of satellite imaging Worker: 404 Error Kaiba Corp: Battle City, we have a problem. beep	Hassleberry: We're under attack, man your battle stations! Wait a sec, I have a card that can help. I activate Earthquake Axel: No, don't do it! Hassleberry: Why not? Axel: You'll trigger a Big Wave Small Wave Hassleberry: We'll just have to use a Spell Canceller to block it from occurring. beep	Kalin: What does Coco Pac Apu even mean? gets out dictionary A crazy pronunciation by the creators of 4Kids. You'll pay 4Kids!!!!! beep

Mokuba: Wait up, Seto! grabs Kaiba's briefcase and races to catch up What'd you put in here, bricks? beep	Jaden: Elemental Hero Flame Wingman, attack! Skydive Scorcher! FW hits a brick wall Well then it's time to change his name to Elemental Hero Fail Wingman beep	Trudge: Get in here, satellite! Yusei: I'm not a satellite. points up THAT's a satellite. beep

Atem: Perhaps you don't know as much about the Egyptian God Cards as you think you do Strings: You know even less about them, Pharaoh. beep	Jaden: We'll take Slifer 10 for $200 Bob Bob: Survey says: That's the wrong game show. beep	MC: It looks like this duel is finally getting underway and that I'm stuck in this ridiculous voice. beep

Cashier: Will that be in cash or credit? Weevil: Credit. swipes card Cashier: Sir, that's not a valid credit card. Weevil: Impossible, it has 500 Spell Counters on it. beep	Zane: You call yourself Mad Dog? A pushover is what you are! Mad Dog: I'm telling mommy you said that! Zane: Some mad dog you are. You are indeed a big softie, one that wasn't raised properly. beep	Devak: Greetings signer Leo: What kind of name is Devak? Are you related with the vacuum cleaner companies? Luna: facepalm beep

Cashier: Do you have cash? Weevil: Of course. hands him a card Cashier: Sir, that's not a dollar bill. Weevil: It's a 500 dollar bill, see? It's value is printed there. beep	Zane: We're through Shroud. escorts Shroud out of the car That one was for Chuck Norris! beep	Zigzix: sings 5Ds dub theme Oh are we live again? Oops! beep

Strings: It appears you're out of options, Pharaoh Atem: There's always cheating. beep	Jaden: Oh no! I'm stuck in a cliffhanger with Yubel! Don't fall off, Yubel. Yubel: Some friend you are, Jaden. beep	Yusei: slides to make it under the closing door but comes up short beep

Dual Robot: System error, system error, token not compatible with card registry beep	Jaden: Viper, don't do it! 4kids will censor your fall! Viper falls 4Kids: Let's NOT censor this one. beep	Everyone: listening to the Japanese 5Ds Season 1 theme What on earth is he saying????? beep

Duel Robot: Processing Yu-Gi-Oh TCG Rules. Now attacking with BEUD. Kaiba: That's not in the Yu-Gi-Oh anime rulebook! beep	Jaden: Any of you know why our cards have different backs? Syrus: Dunno, Jay, but I think 4Kids has something to do with it. beep	Yusei: Goodwin, what's this all about? Goodwin: I'm not Rex Goodwin, I am actually pulls back costume Jinzo! beep

Bakura: Once I attack this duel's over! Bones: What are you talking about? As long as you're trapped in my Nightmare's Steel Cage, none of your monsters can declare an attack for 2 full turns. Bakura: There is one way, thanks to Ectoplasmer Bones: That's not in the anime rulebook! beep	Jaden: What the heck is an eggwitch anyway? Syrus: You don't know? It's a sandwich with egg in it. beep	Goodwin: Yusei, are you aware that before us there was a world in which sacrifices were not needed for Level 5 or higher monsters? Yusei: Cheating? beep

Bakura: So welcome back my Headless Knight Zygore: Snake Hair's got way more ATK points than that flimsy knight. Bakura: Did you forget he's in Defense Mode? beep	Adrian: That's the guy the call the Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, oh wait wrong person. beep	Leo: Mr Trudge, why are you a police officer? Trudge: It was better than my last job: Being a bully on a show that never aired in the US and would likely give me less appearances if it did. beep

Bakura: I fuse my 2 monsters together for The Duke of Demise in Attack Mode. Kaiba: That's not a Fusion Monster. Bakura: Blame 4Kids! beep	Yubel: So you could see the error of your way and we could finally be re-united, but instead you fought with the hope of sending me away again. Jaden: Did you just swear? That's against 4Kids rules! beep	Yusei: Now let's get up to speed with Yu-Gi-Oh 5.....OW! Stupid logo! beep

Kaiba: I'm going to force your hand, Yugi. walks backwards to the castle ledge Atem: Kaiba, don't do this! You know 4Kids will come after you and prevent your death! beep	Jaden: Did you just summon yourself? Yubel: No it was a copy of me, Jaden. beep	Tanner: If that's a real treasure deck, then maybe it should be on that movie National Treasure. beep

Duke: Go dice roll! Dimension the dice and unlock....where's my monster? Atem: That's.....a six-sided die. beep	Jaden: flies into bubble Hey, this one didn't pop! beep	Yanagi: This is my treasure deck. cards become dust It's so old it falls apart on contact with hands. beep

Roland: May I have your attention please? All finalists will be dueling at the top of Kaiba Craft 3. Joey: What happened to Kaiba Crafts 2 and 1? beep	Jaden: Thanks to my card's effect, I'm choosing what's being fused with Super Polymerization and I've chosen us. Yubel: Need I point out that this is a violation of the TCG rulebook? beep	Tanner: Why isn't Armstrong getting shocked when he took damage? Armstrong: I got the cheap toy one from the Dollar Store. beep

Mokuba: Wait a minute, Joey. This ship is high-tech, I'll call. picks up the phone Out of order. beep	Alexis: Gx? What's the X stand for? Jaden: I don't know Syrus: I don't know either. beep	Rally: Wow I didn't know it could do that! Tank: You really need to start reading cards, Rally. beep

Kaiba: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor. Attack now! Bully: Hey wait this isn't in the TCG rulebook.... ahhhhhhhhh! beep	Alexis: That's a whole lot of booty. Bastion: I beg your pardon? Syrus: Yeah, Alexis, there are children watching this show. beep	Trudge: What's the big idea, huh? Why can't I be on Cops? Goodwin: The show would have to be called "Sector Security Cops" then. beep

Lumis: When your Life Points reach 0, the surface below you will be destroyed, opening up a vortex that leads directly to the Shadow Realm! Atem: Not the Shadow Realm! That's where all the 4Kids censorship is. beep	Syrus: Hey Jay, can you believe there are no rarities in dub episodes of our show? Jaden: I know, we're like Japan only without the rest of the card's stuff. beep	MC: On your mark.... starting lights change to yellow....get set...... lights stay yellow Jack: Let's go already! MC: Oh just go. beep

Yu-Gi-Oh theme plays Tea`: Turns her head and hits the TV screen That wasn't good. beep	Mr Huffington: I play Dizzy Tiger in Attack Mode! Jaden: What made him dizzy? Hot sauce? Syrus: How do you get dizzy from hot sauce? beep	Yanagi: You're a signer Yusei: I don't have a pen or do autographs. beep

Tea`: possessed by Marik Yugi, you'd better do exactly as I say. Atem: Or what, you'll have 4Kids come after me? beep	Chumley: Got any grilled cheese in there? Syrus: Sorry Chum, but you can ask Don the guy with the food deck if he has any. beep	Lazar: Director Goodwin, there's some flying spiked thingy headed this way! Goodwin: Not to worry. Observe! grabs spiked thing and stops it, then drops it on the floor I have a knack for these things. beep

Atem: My friends are in great danger and their safety is more important to me than anything in this world. races off Mokuba: Good Luck Kaiba: They're cartoons, they aren't going to die. beep	Don: Should you lose, then it's no soup for you! Jaden: What is this, the Great Depression? beep	Leo: Hey, someone did graffiti on the wall! Luna: It's our logo, Leo. TV Tokyo drew it. beep

Joey: Hey, where's the name of the card and what it does? Atem: They were replaced by 4Kids censorship. beep	Chumley: You're new around here so let me tell you how things work around here.... bed breaks...after I get my bed fixed. beep	Lazar: Mr Fudo, you have a greed to follow our orders. Yusei: Since when? Lazar: Did you read the fine print? Yusei: I can't read the fine print. Lazar: reads it Hmm, neither can I. beep

Mokuba: Hey Seto, how come when you or anyone else uses Pot of Greed there's no hologram except for the card itself? Kaiba: Obviously little kids want to see the card's artwork pop out of the card but we don't. beep	Bob: Here's your next question! Jaden: No whammies, no whammies, stop! Bob: You really need to read the script, Jaden. beep	Zigzix: The Ener D Reactor is going to blow! Everyone take cover! Lazar: Bubbles? Zigzix, I think you have an over reactive imagination. beep

Mokuba: viewing the screen Why does Seto have Ishizu's cards in his hand? races out to Kaiba Seto, are you stealing cards from Ishizu? Kaiba: I wouldn't have to steal them, Mokuba, I'm rich. beep	Jaden: Hold on, so they duel on bikes and have a police force? Sign me up! beep	Trudge: Make the grade? We can't even do that with 5Ds. beep

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Kaiba: A virus, a good one. Where's my Anti-Virus software? beep	Zane: thinking This new banned list has really hurt my chances as top student. Maybe I should duel Konami myself for the right to keep my Cyber Dragons at 3. beep	Lazar: Zigzix, what are you doing over there? Zigzix: Who's Zigzix? Lazar: You are! Zigzix: Well then maybe 4Kids should be put into the Ener D reactor to see how much energy they have. beep

Yugi: You tell him! No way is he getting his hands on your power! Atem: I just did Yugi: Okay. Atem: Well that was bad dialogue. beep	Alexis: Atticus? Atticus: No I'm Nightshroud's good side. beep	AFD: Luna, you need to set me free! Luna: I won't be able to set you free until Ancient Prophecy is mass-released in the US. beep

Atem: You're insane! YM: Oh really? Why's that, because I duel with better skills? beep	Orlando: Entering center stage... Jaden: Come on, cut the boring Shakespeare act, Orlando. beep	Goodwin: What is your name? Yusei: Yusei Fudo Goodwin: What is your quest? Yusei: To defeat the Dark Signers Goodwin: What is your favorite color? Yusei: 4Kids didn't tell me that. beep

Weevil: Behold your final destruction! laughs Joey: You won't kill me, I'm a cartoon. beep	Jaden: Great idea Sy, we could talk about 4Kids' bad dubbing and poor dialogue. beep	Devak: Megamorph doesn't alter ATK when our scores are equal. Leo: 4Kids didn't explain that! Devak: They didn't explain the other effect of Megamorph either. beep

Weevil: Say goodbye to Exodia! throws cards overboard Yugi: Those weren't my Exodia cards, those were fakes. beep	Shroud: If you want out so badly, all you have to do is win. Zane: I can't! 4Kids won't allow me to do that now that I'm not a champion. beep	Yusei: riding his duel runner smacks into a pole moves forward and around the pole and smacks into a second pole moves forward again and hits a third pole, knocking it down. I'll need 5Ss for my head. collapses beep

Kaiba's screen has Dark Rabbits appearing all over Kaiba: Time for my anti-virus. presses button that has BEWD attack the Dark Rabbits beep	Hassleberry: Sam hill, a volcanic eruption but I don't have Jurassic World active. Axel: Go Volcanic Hammerer! Stabilize that volcano! Hassleberry: What makes you think that's going to work? Axel: I have the volcanic deck. beep	Devak: Magician Ape, attack Leo directly! Leo: Ow my LPs! Those were good for getting movies at Duelbuster! beep

Lumis: It wouldn't happen if you would play something else Umbra: Why don't you play something else? Lumis: gets out other deck of cards How about solitaire? beep	Hassleberry: We need a fire. Axel: I got it covered. Go Blaze Accelerator! Hassleberry: It's not warm enough. Axel: Go Tri-Blaze Accelerator! Hassleberry is torched Hassleberry: That's plenty. falls over	Goodwin: Yusei, you have the mark of the Crimson Chin Yusei: The who? Goodwin: Wrong TV show. beep

Kaiba Corp: "All systems go" "Commence download of satellite imaging Worker: 404 Error Kaiba Corp: Battle City, we have a problem. beep	Hassleberry: We're under attack, man your battle stations! Wait a sec, I have a card that can help. I activate Earthquake Axel: No, don't do it! Hassleberry: Why not? Axel: You'll trigger a Big Wave Small Wave Hassleberry: We'll just have to use a Spell Canceller to block it from occurring. beep	Kalin: What does Coco Pac Apu even mean? gets out dictionary A crazy pronunciation by the creators of 4Kids. You'll pay 4Kids!!!!! beep

Mokuba: Wait up, Seto! grabs Kaiba's briefcase and races to catch up What'd you put in here, bricks? beep	Jaden: Elemental Hero Flame Wingman, attack! Skydive Scorcher! FW hits a brick wall Well then it's time to change his name to Elemental Hero Fail Wingman beep	Trudge: Get in here, satellite! Yusei: I'm not a satellite. points up THAT's a satellite. beep

Atem: Perhaps you don't know as much about the Egyptian God Cards as you think you do Strings: You know even less about them, Pharaoh. beep	Jaden: We'll take Slifer 10 for $200 Bob Bob: Survey says: That's the wrong game show. beep	MC: It looks like this duel is finally getting underway and that I'm stuck in this ridiculous voice. beep

Cashier: Will that be in cash or credit? Weevil: Credit. swipes card Cashier: Sir, that's not a valid credit card. Weevil: Impossible, it has 500 Spell Counters on it. beep	Zane: You call yourself Mad Dog? A pushover is what you are! Mad Dog: I'm telling mommy you said that! Zane: Some mad dog you are. You are indeed a big softie, one that wasn't raised properly. beep	Devak: Greetings signer Leo: What kind of name is Devak? Are you related with the vacuum cleaner companies? Luna: facepalm beep

Cashier: Do you have cash? Weevil: Of course. hands him a card Cashier: Sir, that's not a dollar bill. Weevil: It's a 500 dollar bill, see? It's value is printed there. beep	Zane: We're through Shroud. escorts Shroud out of the car That one was for Chuck Norris! beep	Zigzix: sings 5Ds dub theme Oh are we live again? Oops! beep

Strings: It appears you're out of options, Pharaoh Atem: There's always cheating. beep	Jaden: Oh no! I'm stuck in a cliffhanger with Yubel! Don't fall off, Yubel. Yubel: Some friend you are, Jaden. beep	Yusei: slides to make it under the closing door but comes up short beep

Dual Robot: System error, system error, token not compatible with card registry beep	Jaden: Viper, don't do it! 4kids will censor your fall! Viper falls 4Kids: Let's NOT censor this one. beep	Everyone: listening to the Japanese 5Ds Season 1 theme What on earth is he saying????? beep

Duel Robot: Processing Yu-Gi-Oh TCG Rules. Now attacking with BEUD. Kaiba: That's not in the Yu-Gi-Oh anime rulebook! beep	Jaden: Any of you know why our cards have different backs? Syrus: Dunno, Jay, but I think 4Kids has something to do with it. beep	Yusei: Goodwin, what's this all about? Goodwin: I'm not Rex Goodwin, I am actually pulls back costume Jinzo! beep

Bakura: Once I attack this duel's over! Bones: What are you talking about? As long as you're trapped in my Nightmare's Steel Cage, none of your monsters can declare an attack for 2 full turns. Bakura: There is one way, thanks to Ectoplasmer Bones: That's not in the anime rulebook! beep	Jaden: What the heck is an eggwitch anyway? Syrus: You don't know? It's a sandwich with egg in it. beep	Goodwin: Yusei, are you aware that before us there was a world in which sacrifices were not needed for Level 5 or higher monsters? Yusei: Cheating? beep

Bakura: So welcome back my Headless Knight Zygore: Snake Hair's got way more ATK points than that flimsy knight. Bakura: Did you forget he's in Defense Mode? beep	Adrian: That's the guy the call the Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, oh wait wrong person. beep	Leo: Mr Trudge, why are you a police officer? Trudge: It was better than my last job: Being a bully on a show that never aired in the US and would likely give me less appearances if it did. beep

Bakura: I fuse my 2 monsters together for The Duke of Demise in Attack Mode. Kaiba: That's not a Fusion Monster. Bakura: Blame 4Kids! beep	Yubel: So you could see the error of your way and we could finally be re-united, but instead you fought with the hope of sending me away again. Jaden: Did you just swear? That's against 4Kids rules! beep	Yusei: Now let's get up to speed with Yu-Gi-Oh 5.....OW! Stupid logo! beep

Kaiba: I'm going to force your hand, Yugi. walks backwards to the castle ledge Atem: Kaiba, don't do this! You know 4Kids will come after you and prevent your death! beep	Jaden: Did you just summon yourself? Yubel: No it was a copy of me, Jaden. beep	Tanner: If that's a real treasure deck, then maybe it should be on that movie National Treasure. beep

Duke: Go dice roll! Dimension the dice and unlock....where's my monster? Atem: That's.....a six-sided die. beep	Jaden: flies into bubble Hey, this one didn't pop! beep	Yanagi: This is my treasure deck. cards become dust It's so old it falls apart on contact with hands. beep

Roland: May I have your attention please? All finalists will be dueling at the top of Kaiba Craft 3. Joey: What happened to Kaiba Crafts 2 and 1? beep	Jaden: Thanks to my card's effect, I'm choosing what's being fused with Super Polymerization and I've chosen us. Yubel: Need I point out that this is a violation of the TCG rulebook? beep	Tanner: Why isn't Armstrong getting shocked when he took damage? Armstrong: I got the cheap toy one from the Dollar Store. beep

Mokuba: Wait a minute, Joey. This ship is high-tech, I'll call. picks up the phone Out of order. beep	Alexis: Gx? What's the X stand for? Jaden: I don't know Syrus: I don't know either. beep	Rally: Wow I didn't know it could do that! Tank: You really need to start reading cards, Rally. beep

Kaiba: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor. Attack now! Bully: Hey wait this isn't in the TCG rulebook.... ahhhhhhhhh! beep	Alexis: That's a whole lot of booty. Bastion: I beg your pardon? Syrus: Yeah, Alexis, there are children watching this show. beep	Trudge: What's the big idea, huh? Why can't I be on Cops? Goodwin: The show would have to be called "Sector Security Cops" then. beep

Lumis: When your Life Points reach 0, the surface below you will be destroyed, opening up a vortex that leads directly to the Shadow Realm! Atem: Not the Shadow Realm! That's where all the 4Kids censorship is. beep	Syrus: Hey Jay, can you believe there are no rarities in dub episodes of our show? Jaden: I know, we're like Japan only without the rest of the card's stuff. beep	MC: On your mark.... starting lights change to yellow....get set...... lights stay yellow Jack: Let's go already! MC: Oh just go. beep

Yu-Gi-Oh theme plays Tea`: Turns her head and hits the TV screen That wasn't good. beep	Mr Huffington: I play Dizzy Tiger in Attack Mode! Jaden: What made him dizzy? Hot sauce? Syrus: How do you get dizzy from hot sauce? beep	Yanagi: You're a signer Yusei: I don't have a pen or do autographs. beep

Tea`: possessed by Marik Yugi, you'd better do exactly as I say. Atem: Or what, you'll have 4Kids come after me? beep	Chumley: Got any grilled cheese in there? Syrus: Sorry Chum, but you can ask Don the guy with the food deck if he has any. beep	Lazar: Director Goodwin, there's some flying spiked thingy headed this way! Goodwin: Not to worry. Observe! grabs spiked thing and stops it, then drops it on the floor I have a knack for these things. beep

Atem: My friends are in great danger and their safety is more important to me than anything in this world. races off Mokuba: Good Luck Kaiba: They're cartoons, they aren't going to die. beep	Don: Should you lose, then it's no soup for you! Jaden: What is this, the Great Depression? beep	Leo: Hey, someone did graffiti on the wall! Luna: It's our logo, Leo. TV Tokyo drew it. beep

Joey: Hey, where's the name of the card and what it does? Atem: They were replaced by 4Kids censorship. beep	Chumley: You're new around here so let me tell you how things work around here.... bed breaks...after I get my bed fixed. beep	Lazar: Mr Fudo, you have a greed to follow our orders. Yusei: Since when? Lazar: Did you read the fine print? Yusei: I can't read the fine print. Lazar: reads it Hmm, neither can I. beep

Mokuba: Hey Seto, how come when you or anyone else uses Pot of Greed there's no hologram except for the card itself? Kaiba: Obviously little kids want to see the card's artwork pop out of the card but we don't. beep	Bob: Here's your next question! Jaden: No whammies, no whammies, stop! Bob: You really need to read the script, Jaden. beep	Zigzix: The Ener D Reactor is going to blow! Everyone take cover! Lazar: Bubbles? Zigzix, I think you have an over reactive imagination. beep

Mokuba: viewing the screen Why does Seto have Ishizu's cards in his hand? races out to Kaiba Seto, are you stealing cards from Ishizu? Kaiba: I wouldn't have to steal them, Mokuba, I'm rich. beep	Jaden: Hold on, so they duel on bikes and have a police force? Sign me up! beep	Trudge: Make the grade? We can't even do that with 5Ds. beep