Characters:

*I am in no way trying to make fun of the people below in these episodes*

Tim Green, BattleBots "Battle Caster"

Bil Dwyer, BattleBots "Battle Caster"

Mark Beiro, BattleBots Ring Announcer

Red Square Ref, Referee for the driver in the Red Square,

Blue Square Ref, Referee for the driver in the Blue Square

Season 2, Episode 21

"Tonight's episode will reveal the BattleBots champion but 2 battles are left with Mechanized Bird facing Ankle Biter," began Bil.

"The winner of the first bout takes on Dantomkia for the championship title. Welcome to BattleBots and I'm Tim Green with my partner thirsty for robot carnage, Bil Dwyer," finished Tim.

"Mark Beiro has more," assured Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: He's hungry for a big bowl of severed robot parts. It's MECHANIZED BIRD! And in the blue square: His to-do list is small because there's only one thing he needs done: defeat you from the tournament! Introducing ANLKE BITER!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird gets right underneath the wedge of Ankle Biter and uses his beak but it looks like the beak is ineffective, Bil," noted Tim.

"If that keeps up, others might end up copying Ankle Biter's armor design, Tim.  Now Ankle Biter is in a pretty bad spot as Mechanized Bird got him right between the tire and the body," added Bil.

"Ankle Biter taking a beating from the Pulverizor and Mechanized Bird is struggling to get his wings down and does. Ankle Biter, really having nothing to use to get underneath Mechanized Bird's low wedge design. Mechanized Bird has Ankle Biter in the beak again and brings him again to the Pulverizor, which has been torn off by the first hit! Mechanized Bird, still with Ankle Biter, slams him into the wall and Ankle Biter is on his side!" exclaimed Tim.

"What a shame for Ankle Biter. He comes in tournament after tournament only to end up where he doesn't want," remarked Bil.

"Mechanized Bird meets Dantomkia in the finals. Let's get the final decision," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 2 minutes, 17 seconds. The winner, by a knockout..........in the red square, MECHANIZED BIRD!" echoed Mark.

"So Mechanized Bird with the KO over Ankle Biter. How does this championship bout look, Bil?" asked Tim.

"Dantomkia has a lethal flipping arm and was built by Mike Lambert from Britain. Ian Lewis made Mechanized Bird with a crushing beak and front wedge. Ian is from Bournemouth," explained Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's championship robot fightin' time! Dantomkia coming right out and tossing Mechanized Bird! Dantomkia underneath Mechanized Bird and taking him to the Pulverizor, which has snapped off again!" shouted Tim.

"We need a new Pulverizor now," concluded Bil.

"Mechanized Bird finding an opening and uses his weapon, slamming Dantomkia into the wall. Mechanized Bird takes a shot from the Killsaws, then is tossed once more and Dantomkia is on his back end!" yelled Tim.

"That'd be horrible for Dantomkia to go out now but he's on his wheels now," realized Bil.

"Dantomkia, saving himself from losing early and tossing Mechanized Bird once more and this bout is over," stated Tim.

"What a BattleBots final!" exclaimed Bil.

"Mark Beiro has the champion," confirmed Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 23 to 8 decision to the winner..........and BattleBots champion........the blue square, DANOTMKIA! Here is the giant nut award to the BattleBots winner.........Dantomkia and Mike Lambert!" declared Mark. *Mike comes on and takes his prize, holding it up to the crowd, then leaves*

"What a season it has been. Bil, give us the replays of this great end to this BattleBots tournament," recalled Tim.

"Mechanized Bird tore through Ankle Biter but didn't have the muster to survive against our champion Dantomkia," recapped Bil.

"We hope you've enjoyed this BattleBots season as much as we have. For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," replied Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. We look forward to the next tournament of BattleBots. See ya then," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 20

"The semi finals continue with 6 more robots thirsty for annihilation and Mechanized Bird is hunting ShoveMaster2000," began Tim.

"Ankle Biter is lookin' to cut-up Tazbot," added Bil.

"Finally, Dantomkia looks to over-throw Stinger. This is BattleBots and I'm Tim Green along with my partner Bil Dwyer," finished Tim.

"We've seen some nasty robots in this tournament, Tim. Since a lot of them are so nasty that they're still in this tournament, I'm sure they'll continue their reign like with our first fight. ShoveMaster2000 has a front scoop and is invertible. His builder is Ramiro Mallari from San Francisco. Mechanized Bird is created by Ian Lewis and features a crushing beak. Ian comes from Bournemouth in England," added Bil.

"Introducing in the red square: What's that burning? It must be the motors burning from the work of MECHANIZED BIRD! And in the blue square: He won't give you the inside story but he will show you the exit door. Introducing SHOVEMASTER2000!" shouted Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird using his beak to get underneath ShoveMaster2000's scoop design but ShoveMaster escapes," started Tim.

"The weapon of Mechanized Bird......so powerful," remarked Bil.

"Mechanized Bird, controlling this fight and taking ShoveMaster to the Pulverizor! ShoveMaster, unscathed but hazard points awarded to Mechanized Bird. Mechanized Bird underneath ShoveMaster again and taking him the Killsaws and the Spike Strip.  ShoveMaster, unable to use his scoop to get underneath Mechanized Bird at all. Mechanized Bird delivering ShoveMaster to the Pulverizor and Mechanized Bird himself takes a shot. Both bots taking a hit from the Killsaws and it looks to me like Mechanized Bird's wings are stuck outward," commented Tim.

Season 2, Episode 19

"BattleBots will be startin' the Semis tonight but first The Judge must battle it out against Tazbot," began Bil.

"On to the Semi Finals as Dantomkia has Diesector on its victim list," added Tim.

"Finally, the evasive Stinger battles the quick and powerful Vlad II," finished Bil.

"BattleBots, where carnage and destruction reign supreme. Welcome everyone, I'm Tim Green and with my partner Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

"Thanks, Tim. We've been kickin' up the action up a notch each bout, Tim. Let's see who our first pair is. Donald Hudson's Tazbot has a 360 degree rotating turret and front wedge fenders. Donald comes from San Diego, California. The Judge has a nasty hammer and is built by Jascha Little of Austin Texas," replied Bil.

"It's Mark Beiro time with his intros," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing in the red square to my right: How does he find his opponent? Guilty of defeat! It's THE JUDGE! And in the blue square: The only thing on his menu is his enemy's robot parts. Here is TAZBOT!" declared Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! The Judge coming out with his hammer swinging. Tazbot using his turret to try and flip The Judge over but gets underneath him and takes him to the Pulverizor! The Judge, not moving and taking relentless pounding," analyzed Tim.

Tazbot's little shove has allowed the Pulverizor to free The Judge!" exclaimed Tim.

"Tazbot's arm isn't too effective against the low Judge," noted Bil.

"Though Tazbot is using his front wedge to again get underneath The Judge and bring him back to the Pulverizor, which has now snapped off!" shouted Tim.

"The Pulverizor committed suicide," joked Bil.

"Yes and Tazbot still underneath The Judge and putting him on his side! The Judge looks to be out, Bil," concluded Tim.

"That arm of The Judge looks to be stuck on the fallen Pulverizor, Tim," realized Bil.

"Tazbot wins it in 2 minutes and 25 seconds. Bil, what do you know about our next pair?" asked Tim.

"Quite a bit, Tim. Diesector is Donald Hudson's other robot in this tourney and features jaws and a rear wedge. Dantomkia has its powerful lifting arm and was built by Mike Lamberts of Britain," recalled Bil.

"Mark Beiro has his info on these two," assured Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: This robot eats the nuts and bolts of his most recent victim. It's DIESECTOR! And in the blue square: What's that in the corner? It must be the remains of another robot destroyed by DANTOMKIA!" called Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dantomkia up underneath Diesector but can't flip him," commented Tim.

"Diesector has his upper jaw below his lower ones to fend off Dantomkia's flipper and it seems to be working, Tim," agreed Bil.

"Diesector up and over Dantomkia. Dantomkia under Diesector again and tosses him into the wall! Diesector trying to free himself from the wall but his wheels aren't going far," continued Tim.

"Dantomkia's on to the second half of the Semis!" confirmed Bil.

"Let's get the results from Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 54 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the blue square, DANTOMKIA!" echoed Mark.

"Dantomkia quickly knocks out Diesector. Bil, how about our last bout?" asked Tim.

"Stinger is a two-wheeled robot with a bludgeoning axe for a weapon. His builder is Kevin Scott from England. Vlad II is Gage Cauchois' newest robot into this tournament and has his old Vlad the Impaler robot's forklift for a weapon," read Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Vlad II underneath Stinger and slamming him into the wall! Stinger takes punishment from Vlad II again and attacks Vlad II with his weapon. Stinger, now going into a spin mode and throwing Vlad around the box! Look out! Vlad II taking another big hit from Stinger," remarked Tim.

"ShoveMaster2000, our star pusher, has sighs on the finals but will he get past Question Mark?" began Tim.

"Mechanized Bird is hungry for robot metal and Atomic Wedgie has plans to stop him," added Bil.

"Ankle Biter is lookin' to get underneath New Cruelty and feed him to the Arena gods. Welcome to the Quarter-Finals of BattleBots everyone, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Oh man, Tim. Every week we're seein' some impressive hits, flips and slams. Here's our first pair. ShoveMaster2000 has his effective scoop wedge. Ramiro Mallari built him and is from San Francisco, California. Question Mark is Carlo Bertoccini's battered version of Biohazard. Carlo is from Belmont, California," replied Bil.

Season 2, Episode 17

"The carnage of round 3 continues. Dantomkia has been flippin' his way through this tournament but is he enough for Giant Cheese?" began Bil.

"Another newcomer bout as Stinger fights Sliceratops," added Tim.

"Is Vlad II prepared to face the wrath of X-orcist? Find out!" continued Bil.

"Hello and welcome to BattleBots everyone I'm Tim Green and this is my partner that shares the carnage with me, Bil Dwyer," stated Tim.

"Man, the Quarter Finals are here, Tim. So many bots have died in the BattleBox," remarked Bil.

Season 2, Episode 16

"Just two more bouts for round 2 and round 3 will be ready for more severed robot parts. The Judge hopes that Nightmare dreams of defeat," began Tim.

"Mauler 5150 wants to leave Tazbot in ruins on the BattleBox floor," added Bil.

"Diesector has Deadblow in his sights for his next victim in robotic annihilation. Welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green," continued Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer," stated Bil.

"This tournament has come a long way since it began," recalled Tim.

"It sure has and each fight thus far has been brutal. Here's how our first pair matches up. The Judge had decimated Bad Attitude to get here and has a lightning-fast hammer. His builder is Jascha Little of Austin, Texas.  Nightmare trashed Mac Attack earlier and has his spinning blade of death. Jim Smentowski built him and is from Novato, California," replied Bil.

"Mark Beiro's intros are here," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: He haunts you in your sleep and destroys your hopes of victory. It's NIGHTMARE! And in the blue square: Order in the court! The case of your victory or defeat is now in session but you're found guilty of defeat by THE JUDGE!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! The Judge coming out aggressively with his weapon. Nightmare keeping his blade forward," noted Tim.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Tazbot using his turret to deflect the blows of Mauler. Mauler using his chisels to tear up the side of Tazbot but is sent wobbling by Tazbot. Tazbot flipped over by Mauler!" shouted Tim.

Season 2, Episode 15

"Ian Lewis' two machines are going for a brawl and one of them will be the sacrifice to the BattleBox," began Bil.

"New Cruelty puts his 4 wheels and near-indestructible frame to the test against the veteran Dooall," replied Tim.

"Ankle Biter fights Ginsu to see what the better number of blades is," added Bil.

"Welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green and we're winding down the second round bouts," finished Tim.

"It's been a spectacular road so far and there's plenty more where that came from like with our first fight. Mechanized Bird was built by Ian Lewis and features a crushing arm and front scoop. Ian Lewis comes from Bournemouth. Warhead is also Ian Lewis' creation but has wings for self-righting and a front spinning dome," explained Bil.

"Mark Beiro has the rest of the info," assured Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: The day of doom and gloom is upon you if you face WARHEAD! And in the blue square: It's a bird, it's a plane, and it's a vicious robot named MECHANIZED BIRD!" declared Mark.

Season 2, Episode 14

BattleBots brings you more destruction and chaos as Backlash hopes to tear up ShoveMaster2000," began Tim.

"Mechavore has destruction on his mind and he'll be fighting Question Mark to dish it out," added Bil.

"Finally, Atomic Wedgie faces off against The Master himself. Hello and welcome everyone, I'm Tim Green and next to me is my companion Bil Dwyer, finished Tim.

"That's right, Tim. I think these bouts will feature utter domination from one of the bots. Here's a look at our first fight. Backlash houses his rear wedge and spinning blade of death. Jim Smentowski built him and is from Novato, California. ShoveMaster2000 is a two-wheeled bot with a front scoop. His builder is Ramiro Mallari from San Francisco, California," replied Bil.

"Let's hear what Mark Beiro has to say," requested Tim.

"This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing, in the red square: His blade isn't just for looks, it's also for chewing up his opponents. Introducing BACKLASH! And in the blue square: You'll be surprised when he digs victory out from underneath you. It's SHOVEMASTER2000!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Backlash is slammed into the wall by ShoveMaster! Backlash, taking a ride under the Pulverizor! Backlash, trying to use his rear wedge, ineffectively against SM2000. ShoveMaster2000, using that effective scoop to push Backlash all around the box," exclaimed Tim.

"The box is locked, the lights are on...," started Tim

"It's robot fightin' time!" finished Bil.

"You got it, my friend. Question Mark with the early slam into the wall on Mechavore. Question Mark, seems to be unable to get his lifting arm to work. Mechavore flipped over by Question Mark but is back over. Mechavore with a direct shot from the Pulverizor and his rear wedge is taken off," replied Tim.

"Question Mark's left anti-wedge skirt seems to be pushed upwards and mangled, Tim," reacted Bil.

"That could mean trouble for Question Mark but with no wedge to help him, I don't see Mechavore getting underneath, Bil. Just a few seconds left and Question Mark with the Pulverizor shot on Mechavore, who lost the support for the wedge he used to have with him. Question Mark takes the win 23 to 18. Bil, What do you have for our last bout?" added Tim.

"Atomic Wedgie has the front wedge and spinning tri-foils. His builder is Rupert Everhart from Columbia, Maryland. Mark Setrakian's The Master has a front horizontal disc and a rear wedge. Mark Setrakian comes from Los Angeles, California," answered Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Atomic Wedgie delivers a blow on The Master by slamming him into the wall. The Master, not having any sort of control in this fight as he is taken to the Pulverizor and loses his rear wedge. Atomic Wedgie, driving The Master around the box, then takes a shot from the Killsaws himself. Atomic Wedgie gets slammed into the wall by The Master! The Master, taking more shots from the Pulverizors but seems to now be stuck with Atomic Wedgie, Bil," commented Tim.

Season 2, Episode 13

"Tonight we bring 3 more metal crunching battles," began Bil.

"Sliceratops is looking to make Minion MKII history," added Tim.

"Vlad II takes on the invertible Dreadnought," continued Bil.

"Finally X-orcist hopes to put the nightmare of Tentomushi 9.0 to sleep. Welcome to BattleBots everyone, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

"This tournament is getting more and more impressive each night, Tim. Let's take a look at our first fight. Sliceratops has flipping tusks and a rear flywheel. James Davis is its builder. Minion MKII has 2 saw blades in the front and a rear plow. Christian Carlberg built him and is from North Hollywood California," explained Bil.

"The intros are here with Mark Beiro," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: His records are the same as your hopes of victory: history! It's SLICERATOPS! And in the blue square: Like an update from Microsoft Office, face the fury of MINION MKII!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin time! Sliceratops with the opening flip on Minion MKII. Minion MKII looking to back into Sliceratops to avoid being flipped is flipped anyway," noted Tim.

Season 2, Episode 12

"Sabotage is looking to out-flip Dantomkia," began Tim.

"El Diablo battles to survive against the flipper of Giant Cheese," added Bil.

"Dr Inferno Jr. has a special surgical procedure in store for Stinger. Hello and welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. I can say that tonight's fights will be spectacular, Tim. Here's a look at our first fight. Dantomkia has his lethal front flipper. His builder is Mike Lambert from Surrey. Sabotage was built by Matt Sabotino and features his own flipping arm," stated Bil.

"Mark Beiro has more on these two," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Time may grow old but watching you get flipped end-over-end isn't ever old with SABOTAGE! And in the red square: With each flip, you take a dip into disaster. Introducing DANTOMKIA!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots unable to make the first move on their opponent. Dantomkia tossing Sabotage over and under the Pulverizor. Sabotage gets hit," reacted Tim.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Giant Cheese with the early flip on El Diablo! El Diablo, using his self-righting mechanism to get back in this fight but is tossed over again!" announced Tim.

"Wow, that was a quick bout, huh?" remarked Bil.

"Dominance for Giant Cheese now let's get the official decision," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman: The time, 1 minute, 45 seconds. The winner, by a knockout in the red square GIANT CHEESE!" confirmed Mark.

"Giant Cheese faces off against Dantomkia next round. Bil, tell us about our last match tonight," continued Tim.

"Jason Bardis brings Dr Inferno Jr. to the table. His robot features a saw on one arm, a drill on the other, and wedge skirts on all sides. Stinger has a hardened mace for a weapon and is built by Kevin Scott of England," explained Bil.

Season 2, Episode 11

"Tonight on Comedy Central's BattleBots, Tazbot is hoping to use his lifting arm to leave Techno Destructo upside down and all around the BattleBox," began Bil.

"Then we begin our second round as Deadblow faces off against Vlad the Impaler," added Tim.

"After that it's Diesector who is looking to make Whirlwind his next victim," finished Bil.

"Hello and welcome to BattleBots I'm Tim Green," continued Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. After several weeks of no action here, things are finally going to heat up," noted Bil.

"We've all been waiting to see who moves on in that final slot for round 2 so Bil how does it look?" asked Tim.

"Tazbot is not only probably my favorite robot but features his crazy rotating turret and side wedge plates. Donald Hutson built him and is from San Diego California. Techno Destructo has his lethal flipping arm. Sean Irvin built him and is from Melbourne, Florida," explained Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Techno Destructo looking around Tazbot for the weak point. Tazbot up under Techno Destructo and pins him in the space between the wall supports and the wall!" shouted Tim.

Season 2, Episode 10

"In this half-hour episode, 6 more robots have destruction on their minds," began Tim.

"Mechadon returns with a grudge on Ginsu," added Bil.

"Nightmare wants to shred any dreams Mac Attack has at victory," continued Tim.

"The Judge hopes to find Bad Attitude guilty of defeat," finished Bil.

"Welcome to BattleBots, everyone, I'm Tim Green and my partner in destruction is Bil Dwyer," stated Tim.

"Only 4 bouts remain for this round, Tim. Each bot is going to have to do whatever they can to win," concluded Bil.

"There's a lot of pressure for each competitor as they hope to make it to round 2. Bil, how does our first pair look?" agreed Tim.

"Mechadon is the stomp bot built by Mark Setrakian and features 6 walking legs. His opponent is Ginsu, who features saws as its weapon and means of movement," explained Bil.

"It is time for the intros," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: This guy isn't made from a hardware store, he IS a hardware store, it's GINSU! And in the blue square: It's the crab of terror, the stupendous stomper and the killer robot known as MECHADON!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechadon, the stomp bot, Ginsu with the many blades," noted Tim.

"This is a hard fight to win for either opponent, Tim," remarked Bil.

"It's only getting harder as Mechadon takes a shot from the Killsaws. Mechadon with the flip on Ginsu but Ginsu's design keeps it moving. Oh both robots flipped!" shouted Tim.

 "Ginsu out second, he rolled over as Mechadon landed upside down so Ginsu has won it," analyzed Bil.

"Ginsu wins against Mechadon. Bil, take us to our next fight," echoed Tim.

"Nightmare features his giant spinning wheel of death and is built by Jim Smentowski from Novato, California. Mac Attack has saw blades as its weapon and is burger shaped. McDonald's made him and is from all over the world," replied Bil.

"Here's Mark Beiro," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: Dreams of victory become nightmares of defeat with NIGHTMARE! And in the blue square: This bot has an appetite for chewing up its opponents and leaving them as metal shrapnel. It's MAC ATTACK!" declared Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mac Attack with the early shove on Nightmare and puts him under the Pulverizors, where Nightmare is weakest against. Oh and Mac Attack is on his side while Nightmare is on his back!" exclaimed Tim.

"Nightmare, such a powerful weapon, is back over but Mac Attack is helpless now," added Bil.

"Nightmare, toying with Mac Attack and delivering him to the Pulverizors!" noted Tim.

"Nightmare has won the bout so let's get the final results," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the time: 1 minute, 10 seconds. The winner, by a knockout........in the blue square, NIGHTMARE!" confirmed Mark.

"So Nightmare takes the KO over Mac Attack. Bil, what do you have for our final bout tonight?" asked Tim.

"Bad Attitude is a two-wheeled bot and features the front wedge. Thomas Petruccelli built him and is from San Jose, California. The Judge has a nasty hammer as his weapon of choice. His builder is Jascha Little of Austin, Texas," stated Bil.

"Let's hear what Mark Beiro has to say," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Known to be lurking in the corners waiting for it's victims it's BAD ATTITUDE! And in the blue square: Order in the court! You are about to be knocked senseless by THE JUDGE!" called Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! The Judge nailing Bad Attitude, and again! The Judge is relentless on Bad Attitude right now!" shouted Tim.

"Because of The Judge's design, I don't think Bad Attitude has a chance of getting underneath him, Tim," added Bil.

"The Judge, such a low bot but a fierce one as he takes off one of Bad Attitude's side panels! Bad Attitude takes a shot from the Killsaws. The Judge, continuing to pound Bad Attitude with his hammer. Bad Attitude takes a hit from the Pulverizor. noted Tim.

"Bad Attitude, defeated by The Judge. I think that's pretty clear here," concluded Bil.

"Let's see if the judges agree," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 26 to 22 decision......for the Blue Square, THE JUDGE!" announced Mark.

"A closer decision than either of us thought. Bil, recap tonight's battles," continued Tim.

"Ginsu narrowly defeats Mechadon after both bots become incapacitated. Nightmare deals a death blow to Mac Attack and in our last match, The Judge found Bad Attitude guilty of defeat, recalled Bil.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Tune in next time as we start our second round of the vicious tournament," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 9

"New Cruelty is looking to pound T-Minus into submission," began Tim.

"Dr Indestructible is back with a new name and a new grudge on Dooall," added Bil.

"Twin Paradox wants to show Ankle Biter who is better," finished Tim.

"It's another night of 3 awesome fights, right here on BattleBots," confirmed Bil.

"Hello everybody and welcome to another night of fights, I'm Tim Green and here to share the victories of some and the demise of others is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

"You know it, Tim. It's another night of fights we've never seen before and I'm lookin' forward to it. Here's are first pair. New Cruelty has 4 wheels and a front plow. His builder is Richard Stuplich from Wasaw, Wisconsin. T-Minus is his opponent and features a flipping arm. Reason Bradley and Alexander Rose built him from Sausalito, California," explained Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! T-Minus tossing New Cruelty into the air. New Cruelty is now exposed to T-Minus who tosses him again but it looks like T-Minus has lost the critical part that aids in helping him self-right easily. T-Minus' flipper breaks off and lands on the BattleBox floor!" exclaimed Tim.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dooall with the first punch on Dr Invincible. Dooall again punishing Dr Invincible. Oh Dooall stuck in the spike strip but gets away! Dr Indestructible takes a shot from the Killsaws. Dr Indestructible loses his entire blade assembly on the BattleBox floor!" shouted Tim.

"Ankle Biter gets the KO just before the bell. Bil, wrap up tonight," repeated Tim.

"New Cruelty knocked out T-Minus after a quick turn-around from being flipped by T-Minus. Dooall punched the clearly destructible Dr. Invincible and in our last match, Ankle Biter took the KO from Twin Paradox to advance," recalled Bil.

"For everybody on our team, I'm Tim Green," replied Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Tune in next time as the BattleBots tournament continues. Goodnight," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 8

"Tonight's episode of BattleBots has carnage and destruction," began Bil.

"Atomic Wedgie battles newcomer Push 'N Shove," added Tim.

"Mechanized Bird fought way back in BattleBots and now he returns to fight against Dual Punch," continued Bil.

"Finally Robo-Ref puts his design to the test against Warhead. Hello everyone and welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

"The adrenaline is always rushing through me whenever the night of robot fighting arrives. Let's get right to our first fight. Push 'N Shove features a diamond-edged axe and a front scoop. His builder is Chris Reynolds from London, England. Atomic Wedgie is the creation of Robert Everhart and features a wedge and spinning tri-foils," read Bil.

"The intros are here," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Its victims are turned into robot waste courtesy of ATOMIC WEDGIE! And in the blue square: When out of snowplows for winter, they don't pick this one because of its long list of fatalities. It's PUSH 'N SHOVE!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Push 'n Shove with the scoop design already controlling this fight by slamming Atomic Wedgie into the wall," noted Tim.

"That's a very effective scoop on Push 'n Shove, Tim. Atomic Wedgie can't seem to get under him. He's gotta go for the sides of Push 'n Shove," agreed Bil.

"Push 'n Shove, continuing to dominate Atomic Wedgie. Oh! Atomic Wedgie split open but is underneath Push 'n Shove! Push 'n Shove, now the victim of Atomic Wedgie, who appears to be looking for a way to tip him over, Bil," replied Tim.

"Atomic Wedgie should be able to, Tim. Right now, though, it looks like he's stuck on the Spike Strip and in a dangerous area, too, right under the Pulverizors," stated Bil.

"Push 'n Shove, taking a beating from the Pulverizors and I think he's being counted out. It......is.......over," confirmed Tim.

"What a win for Atomic Wedgie. It hasn't done that since it's fight with Toro back in Season 2," recalled Bil.

"Let's get the official time," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 2 minutes, 30 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square, ATOMIC WEDGIE!" confirmed Mark.

"Atomic Wedgie moves on. Bil, take us into our next fight," echoed Tim.

"Dual Punch was formally known as Dr. P.A.I.N. last season but still has his ramming spikes as his weapon. His builder is Chuck Pitzer from Phoenix, Arizona. His opponent is Mechanized Bird, who features a crushing beak and a wedge scoop. His builders are Simon Scott, Ian Lewis and Vinny Blood from Dorset," explained Bil.

"Now here are the introductions," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: I'm sure we've all had Hawaiian Punch, we've had Fruit Punch but you don't want any DUAL PUNCH! And in the blue square: This robot waits on its perch looking for its prey like a bald eagle. It's MECHANIZED BIRD!" called Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird gets Dual Punch with his beak and moves him to the Pulverizors! Dual Punch is free but Mechanized Bird grabs him again and takes him back to the Pulverizors and Dual Punch loses one of his ramming spikes on the BattleBox floor! Dual Punch, clearly at a disadvantage, takes damage from the Killsaws. Mechanized Bird, using that beak to grab Dual Punch and bring him again to the Pulverizors, as DP loses the other spike. This is clearly Mechanized Bird's fight," concluded Tim.

"There isn't much left of DP, Tim. I don't think DP has any chance at all, especially with him on his back end right now," figured Bil.

"Mechanized Bird moves Dual Punch back to the Pulverizors, which miraculously right MB but he's in a dangerous area and needs to get out but this match is over. It's time to see how the judges scored this bout," replied Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 20 to 10 decision......for the blue square, MECHANIZED BIRD!" shouted Mark.

"A score that doesn't surprise me, and Mechanized Bird moves on. Bil, how about our last bout?" continued Tim.

"Robo-Ref is armed with a wedge and rear wedge skirts. His builder is (don't know this) from (need builder first). Warhead is built by Simon Scott, Ian Lewis Vinny Blood and features a nasty spinning disc. These three builders come from Dorset," answered Bil.

"It's time for Mark Beiro's intros," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Make a mistake in the sports complex, he gives you a warning. Make a mistake in the BattleBox, he gives you a beating. He's ROBO-REF! And in the blue square: This robot beats all others senseless for a living. It's WARHEAD!" announced Mark.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. There will be plenty more destruction next time. See ya then," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 7

"Newcomer Chaos Gaze puts his blade against Mechavore," began Tim.

"Question Mark battles his own newcomer, Lifeless Scraps," added Bil.

"The Master returns with a new design and a new opponent, Flammin' Hot Bot. Hello and welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green and here for some carnage is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

"That's what we're both here, buddy. Tonight we have 3 new robots ready to test their designs and skills. Let's get right to our first fight. Chaos Gaze features a lethal spinning disc as its weapon. It can also self-right with a tiny arm right behind the disc. His builder is Dave Rose from England. Mechavore comes back with a two-wheel drive and a much bigger design. His builder is Robert Marzinske of Tempe Arizona," replied Bil.

"Let's see what info Mark Beiro has," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: His rotary disc pulls you towards it like a compass at the North Pole. It's CHAOS GAZE! And in the blue square: Sharper than a kitchen knife, quicker than a speeding train, deadlier than his victims, introducing MECHAVORE!" called Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Nose-to-nose but no damage inflicted to either bot," remarked Tim.

"Oh man! Mechavore lost his rear wedge!" exclaimed Bil.

"Mechavore, reduced to just a blade for a weapon is taking a beating from the Pulverizors!" shouted Tim.

"Mechavore's falling apart, Tim, his blade's gone now," noted Bil.

"There isn't much left of Mechavore to speak of and it looks to me like Chaos Gaze is losing not only the back cover but his means of self-righting. The righting mechanism appears to be jamming Chaos Gaze's weapon and some of his mobility. Oh! The cover's gone!" reacted Tim.

"Neither robot lookin' too good right now, Tim. Chaos Gaze at least has his weapon but now he can't self-right if flipped over," concluded Bil.

"Mechavore with the flip on Chaos Gaze and this one is over!" declared Tim.

"Mechavore knocks out Chaos Gaze in 2 minutes, 50 seconds. Bil, how about our second match?" replied Tim.

Season 2, Episode 6

"Comedy Central's BattleBots presents more destruction in the BattleBox. The deadly Ziggo takes on X-orcist," began Tim.

"Backlash puts his spinning wheel of death against Ronin's saw," added Bil.

"ShoveMaster2000 hopes to move Vlad the Inhaler all around the BattleBox. Good evening and welcome to BattleBots everyone, I'm Tim Green and joining me in all the carnage is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

"It's good to be here, Tim. It should be interesting to see how Ziggo does in this tournament, considering last season had him nearly destroyed by Tentomushi 9.0. I'm too amped up to focus on anything else so here's our first pair. X-orcist features the scoop and axe. His builder is Marlon Pritchard from England. Ziggo is Jonathan Ridder's creation and features a spinning doom with teeth on it. Ridder comes from San Jose, California," explained Bil.

"Let's here the intros from Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: He's found sometimes expelling ghosts out of family homes but most cases, he's expelling victory from his opponents. It's X-ORCIST! And in the blue square: A spinner with deadlier teeth than the cat he was named after. Introducing ZIGGO!" called Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots with a big hit and Ziggo's shell is sliced open while X-orcist strikes Ziggo's dome with his axe. Ziggo narrowly avoids the Killsaws. Oh and Ziggo's shell gets destroyed on the BattleBox floor and Ziggo himself appears to be knocked out, Bil," noted Tim.

"That was an awesome fight, Tim," remarked Bil.

"Ziggo KO'd in 1 minute, 30 seconds. Bil, take us to our second bout," stated Tim.

"Backlash brings his spinning wheel of death back to the BattleBox. Jim Smentowski built him and is from Novato, California. Ronin has a rear wedge and saw as weapons. Peter Abrahamson built him and is from Burbank, California," replied Bil.

"It's time for the intros," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: He won the Lightweight Division back in Season 1.0, now he wants another. It's BACKLASH! And in the blue square: You saw the movie, now witness the power of the robot. Here is RONIN!" announced Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it' robot fightin' time! Ronin with the treads and saw at the front, Backlash with the 2 rear wheels and his own deadly blade. Both robots appear to be locked together, Bil," began Tim.

"Backlash movin' on to round 2," confirmed Bil.

"Let's get Mark Beiro's official decision," continued Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman, the time 2 minutes, 13 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square, BACKLASH!" declared Mark.

"Who will face Backlash? Bil's got the answer," added Tim.

"Well I don't have the exact answer but we will once this match ends. Vlad the Inhaler is the exact battle-scarred duplicate of former champ Vlad the Impaler. Gauge Cauchois built him and is from Oakland, California. ShoveMaster2000 is Ramiro Mallari's creation and features his other bot's scoop wedge and can run upside down. Ramiro is from San Francisco, California," answered Bil.

"Now it's time for Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: From the creator of Punjar comes his nastier twin. It's SHOVEMASTER2000! And in the blue square: Rising from the dead is the scarred robot back for revenge and he's lurking in the blue corner. He's VLAD THE INHALER!" shouted Mark.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Nose-to-nose attacks from both Vlad the Inhaler and ShoveMaster2000. Both robots flipped over but Vlad self-rights," commented Tim.

Season 2, Episode 5

"Vlad II returns for a fight against Overkill," began Tim.

"Hazard hopes to tear up Dreadnought," added Bil.

"Finally, FrenZy battles Tentomushi 9.0. Hello and welcome to BattleBots everybody, I'm Tim Green and the guy to my right is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

"You know it, Tim, I'm always ready for robot carnage. Tonight, another 3 robots dominate their opponents to move on. Let's start off tonight with our first fight. Vlad II is Gage Cauchois' creation and features lifting forks as its weapon. Overkill has his front wedge and overhead knife-blade. Christian Carlberg built him and is from North Hollywood, California," explained Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Vlad II with the slam on Overkill. Overkill strikes with his weapon but misses. Vlad II slams Overkill into the spikes!" shouted Tim.

Season 2, Episode 4

"Tonight, we feature 3 rounds of destruction," began Bil.

"Dr Inferno Jr. faces off against the deadly Son of Whyachi," added Tim.

"Minion MK2 hopes to show just what Atomic 2 is made of," continued Bil.

"Two newcomers face off for the right to move on as Sgt Thrash and Sliceratops fight to the death. Hello everyone, I'm Tim Green and beside me is the amped up Bil Dwyer," finished Tim.

"I am indeed, Tim. Son of Whyachi returns after a hiatus from losing to Swirlee two seasons ago due to self-destruction. I'm lookin' to see what it can do so let's get to our first fight. Dr Inferno Jr. features two arms with a saw on one and a reciprocating spike on the other, as well as four wedge skirts on each side.  His builder is Jason Bardis from Santa Barbra, California. Son of Whyachi features its overhead spinning blade and was built by Terry Ewert of Dorchester, Wisconsin," explained Bil.

"Here's Mark Beiro," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square:  An apple a day doesn't keep this doctor away. Here is DR INFERNO JR! And in the blue square: Hungry for some severed robot parts and the glory of victory is  SON OF WHYACHI!" called Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Jason.

"Dr. Inferno Jr. is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Terry.

"Son of Whyachi is ready!" echoed the ref.

"Here we go, the box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots coming out slowly," noted Tim.

"Neither bot really showin' much right now, Tim," agreed Bil.

"Son of Whyachi with the first move on Dr. Inferno Jr., a second hit. Oh and Son of Whyachi's weapon is destroyed on the BattleBox floor," realized Tim.

"Son of Whyachi knocked out in a minute twenty-six. Bil, what's our second match

like?" asked Tim.

Season 2, Episode 3

"El Diablo faces off against newcomer Feline, who intends on defeating the devil himself," began Tim.

"Panic Attack wants grated cheese for dinner and he gets that chance in his bout with Giant Cheese," added Bil.

"Finally, it's newcomer Stinger taking on Team Raptor's Alpha Raptor. Hello everyone and welcome to BattleBots. I'm Tim Green and with me is the funny and action-packed Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

"The newcomers in these bouts will have their work cut-out for them, Tim. It won't be an easy time for them in the box tonight," noted Bil.

"Yes, especially since their opponents are bots that know the box better, Bil. What is the first pairing for tonight, Bil?" replied Tim.

"El Diablo is the wicked creation of Zach Bieber and features the dreaded spinning barrel of death. Feline is a pyramid-shaped bot with a spinning saw blade and always lands on its wheels. Its builders are Alan Gribble, David Gribble and Robert Bettington from England," explained Bil.

"It's time now for the introductions," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: This cat's litter box is filled with the parts of her victims. Here is FELINE! And in the blue square: His evil is spread throughout his coldhearted frame. Here is EL DIABLO!" announced Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Alan.

"Feline is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Zach.

"El Diablo is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Feline on its back end," noted Tim.

"We lost the Pulverizor! It just snapped off as it was punishing Alpha Raptor! Stinger, very aggressive with that weapon, Tim," noted Bil.

"Alpha Raptor loses the main part of his lifting arm. That could mean trouble and it does as Stinger flips him over!" concluded Tim.

"What a great night of robot fighting. Bil, give us the replays," requested Tim.

"El Diablo advances on a narrow victory over Feline. Giant Cheese was too much for Panic Attack 3 and moves on. Stinger made the robot Alpha Raptor extinct," recapped Bil.

Season 2, Episode 2

"It is time for another 3 rounds of carnage and destruction," began Tim.

"Grendel humiliatingly defeated Diesector several seasons ago. Diesector wants revenge," added Bil.

"Newcomer Dantomkia wants to show Toro why he's the better robot," continued Tim.

"Sabotage takes on Minion for the quest to move on," finished Bil.

"Welcome to BattleBots, everyone, I'm Tin Green and next to me is Bil Dwyer," greeted Tim.

"Tonight's matches are going to be awesome, Tim. I'm amped up for some destruction so let's get to our first match. Grendel features a spring-loaded spike and was built by Daniel Rupert from San Diego, California. His opponent is Diesector whose weapons are a rear wedge and jaws at the front. Donald Hutson is also from San Diego," explained Bil.

"Let's get the introductions," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: Waiting in the red corner for the slightest movement from his soon-to-die opponent is a deranged robot thirsty for annihilation. It's DIESECTOR! And in the blue square: While the Loch Ness Monster tale may be false, you'll know that the tale of you getting pulverized by this monster is true. Here is GRENDEL!" called Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Donald.

"Diesector is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Rupert.

"Grendel is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Oh! Grendel with the early flip on Diesector!

"Doesn't hurt Diesector though, he can run upside down," noted Bil.

"Diesector flips Grendel! Grendel in trouble. Can Grendel right himself, Bil?" questioned Tim.

"We haven't seen Grendel flipped anywhere in matches, Tim. Looks to me right now that he can't. Grendel's still upside down so I'd say his weapon can't help him here," concluded Bil.

"Grendel, taking major damage from the hazards and Diesector slams Grendel into the wall! Looks to me like Diesector is stuck with Grendel," exclaimed Tim.

"Yeah, but I guess it's workin' very well for Diesector, who gives him to another Pulverizor!" shouted Bil.

"Grendel not righting himself at all and I think he's out," speculated Tim.

"Diesector gets his revenge indeed!" confirmed Bil.

"Let's find out the decision," said Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman, the time: 1 minute, 31 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square: DIESECTOR!" declared Mark.

"Diesector with the knockout and some much needed revenge. How about our second

match?" asked Tim.

"Oh man, this is a match that will be devastating Tim. We've seen what Dantomkia can do from the preliminary bouts and its flipper is amazing! Dantomkia is a wedge with a flipper. His builder is Michael Lambert from Chertsey. His opponent is Toro, whose builder is Reason Bradley from Sausalito, California," analyzed Bil.

"It's time for Mark Beiro," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: When it comes to bullfighting, he hurts, when it comes to robot fighting, he destroys. It's TORO! And in the blue square: A newcomer waits to test its skills. Its attacks will give you the chills and it's here to show you the opponents he kills. Welcome DANTOMKIA!" shouted Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Reason.

"Toro is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Michael.

"Dantomkia is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dantomkia fires his weapon but Toro escapes. Oh! Toro popped into the air by Dantomkia!" exclaimed Tim.

"I'm not sure Toro's weapon can get underneath Dantomkia at all," figured Bil.

"Oh my gosh! Toro nearly tossed out of the arena!" shouted Tim.

"That was a very high flip, Tim, probably a few feet into the air," concluded Bil.

"Dantomkia needs to get back over and he does. Dantomkia with another toss on Toro!" continued Tim.

"Toro's up against the wall, so he's going to have a hard time getting back over, Tim," commented Bil.

"Toro back over but he seems to be stuck on the Spike Strip, Bil," noted Tim.

"He can't even fire his weapon from there, Tim," agreed Bil.

"Dantomkia takes the knockout in a minute seventeen," recalled Tim.

"That was an awesome fight, Tim. Now here's are last match of the night. Matt Sabotino brings back Sabotage, who features a flipping arm that also acts as a spatula. Minion features his fireman's saw from several seasons ago and his handy wedge. Christian Carlberg created him and is from North Hollywood California," explained Bil.

"Here are the introductions," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: He sports a nasty blade and a strong wedge. When it comes to destruction, he has the edge. Introducing MINION! And in the blue square: He's the fantastic flipper, the relentless rammer and the heartless horror. Here is SABOTAGE!" announced Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Christian.

"Minion is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Matt.

"Sabotage is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Sabotage using his flipper but can't toss Minion and flips himself instead!" announced Tim.

"This is where Sabotage is very vulnerable to Minion's wedge," noted Bil.

"Minion with a slam into the wall on Sabotage. Minion takes Sabotage to the Pulverizors! Sabotage with the flip on Minion but Minion is back over and takes damage from the Killsaws!" continued Tim.

"This is a great fight, back-and-forth!" remarked Bil.

"Oh! Minion loses his self-righting mechanism and one of his sides is ripped open! Minion must now be very careful that Sabotage doesn't flip him again. Sabotage not able to get his flipper to flip Minion. Oh! He flips him again and this one's over!" concluded Tim.

"That's it, Sabotage movin' on to face Dantomkia," confirmed Bil.

"Here's Mark Beiro with the final results," stated Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the time, 2 minutes, 49 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the blue square, SABOTAGE!" echoed Mark.

"What a night of robot fighting. Bil, play back the replays," requested Tim.

"You got it, partner. Diesector got his sweet revenge over Grendel in a knockout. Dantomkia put on an impressive show and victory over Toro. In our last match, Sabotage flipped and tossed Minion out of the competition," recalled Bil.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," told Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. We leave you now with the hit of the week," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 1

"The all new Phase 7.0 of BattleBots has begun," began Tim.

"First, Deadblow wants a shot against last season's champ, Shreds-A-Lot," announced Bil.

"Then in a legendary rematch, Biohazard takes on Vlad the Impaler," continued Tim.

"Finally, newcomer Whirlwind battles the British robot Killerhurtz," finished Bil.

"Hello everybody and welcome to the all new Phase 7.0, I'm Tim Green." greeted Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. This is it, Tim, we have been waiting for this tournament for some time now," added Bil.

"Not only are there new bots for this tournament but the arena itself has changes of its own," stated Tim.

"That's right, Tim. Last season, bots were getting stuck in between the floor and the wall. The walls have been reinforced to prevent this," agreed Bil.

"Now that that's out of the way, let's get to our first match up," said Tim.

"Deadblow comes from Grant Imahara from Oakland California. His weapons are a flipper and a wedge. Shreds-A-Lot features a wedge with saws inside the wedge. His builder is John McKenzie. from Ukiah California," read Bil.

"Now, here's Mark Beiro," revealed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: When it comes to gifts on Christmas, he always has one gift: the gift of pain! Here is SHREDS-A-LOT! And in the blue square: The only gift this Battlebot delivers on Christmas Day is defeat! Welcome DEADBLOW!" declared Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed John

"Shreds-A-Lot is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Grant.

"Deadblow is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Oh, Deadblow with the early flip on Shreds-A-Lot!" exclaimed Tim.

"Doesn't bother Shreds-A-Lot much, except that he's really vulnerable without that wedge," noted Bil.

"Deadblow continues to toss Shreds-A-Lot again and again. So far that flipper is effective," added Tim.

"Might've spoke too soon as Deadblow's flipper seems to be stuck in the up position," realized Bil.

"Oh and Shreds-A-Lot with a major hit on Deadblow and Deadblow's very close to the Killsaws!" shouted Tim.

"Deadblow taking Killsaw damage.

"Deadblow continuing to toss Shreds-A-Lot," commentated Tim.

"That's it. What a fight by Deadblow," concluded Bil.

"I think it's clear that Deadblow won so let's go to Mark Beiro," agreed Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 22 to 20 decision for....the blue square, DEADBLOW!" confirmed Mark.

"So Deadblow moves on to round 2. Bil, how about our next bout?" asked Tim.

"Vlad the Impaler is the creation of Gage Cauchois from Oakland, California. His weapon is the forklift on the front. Carlo Bertoccini's Biohazard features wedge fenders on all sides and the deadly lifting arm," read Bil.

"Time for Mark Beiro," stated Tim.
"Introducing, in the red square to my right: If you get in the way of this robot, you'll find yourself in a deadly game of  bullfighting, courtesy of VLAD THE IMPALER! And in the blue square: Lurking in the blue corner is a robot toxic to all opponents. Here is BIOHAZARD!" shouted Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Gauge

"Vlad the Imapaler is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Carlo.

"BioHazard is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Biohazard with his specialty move on Vlad!" announced Tim.

"Vlad was nearly put on his side, Tim," added Bil.

"I don't think Vlad's weapon will be much against Biohazard, Bil," speculated Tim.

"Yeah, I don't think so either, Tim. They seem way to high up to even get under Biohazard," nodded Bil.

"Biohazard, continuing to push Vlad around and Vlad again slammed into the wall!" noted Tim.

"So far, this is all Biohazard. Vlad has nothing right now," stated Bil.

"Oh, Vlad slammed again and this time flipped over! Vlad better get out of there because here comes the Pulverizor!" declared Tim.

"Two hits on Vlad from the Pulverizor!" counted Bil.

"Vlad's under Biohazard, Bil! Now Vlad slams Biohazard into the wall and now I think he's out, Bil," concluded Bil.

"His wheels are clearly off the floor and he's trying to get himself off but his weapon can't go far enough," added Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" declared the blue ref.

"Biohazard knocked out in 1 minute 38. What is our last match-up like, Bil?" recaped Tim.

"Whirlwind features a vertical disc. His builder is Andrew Marchant from Huntingdon. His opponent is Killerhurtz who features an axe as his weapon," stated Bil.

"Let's get to the introductions," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: He's the perfect storm in BattleBots, he's the robot in the red corner named WHIRLWIND! And in the blue square:  Get this robot mad and you will not see what comes next. Here's KILLERHURTZ!" announced Mark.

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Andrew

"Whirlwind is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed John.

"Killerhurtz is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Neither robot seeming to get any edge in this fight," started Tim.

"Well, neither robot has a flipper or wedge to allow that, Tim. Oh man, look at Killerhurtz and Whirlwind, Tim!" noted Bil.

"Whirlwind is on his back but can run that way and Killerhurtz looks to be in trouble," realized Tim.

"He seems to be having righter problems, he can right himself as we've seen in past fights but somethin's wrong," concluded Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the blue ref.

"Whirlwind movin' to round 2!" confirmed Bil.

"An exciting beginning to this season's tournament! Bil, how about some replays," requested Tim.

"With pleasure. Deadblow took home the close Judges Decision after flipping last season's champ around the box. Vlad the Impaler advances after knocking out his former rival Biohazard. In our last match, Whirlwind blew away any chances Killerhurtz had at winning the bout," repeated Bil.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," closed Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer, reminding you to stay tuned for more robotic destruction next time. See ya then," added Bil.