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Tim Green, BattleBots "Battle Caster"

Bil Dwyer, BattleBots "Battle Caster"

Mark Beiro, BattleBots Ring Announcer

Red Square Ref, Referee for the driver in the Red Square,

Blue Square Ref, Referee for the driver in the Blue Square

Season 2, Episode 21

BIL: Tonight's episode will reveal the BattleBots champion but 2 battles are left with Mechanized Bird facing Ankle Biter.

TIM: The winner of the first bout takes on Dantomkia for the championship title. Welcome to BattleBots and I'm Tim Green with my partner thirsty for robot carnage, Bil Dwyer.

BIL: This is what we've been waiting for. Just two bouts left and we'll have the Giant Nut presentation. Here's our first bout. Mechanized Bird has a front scoop and crushing beak. His builder is Ian Lewis from Bournemouth. Ankle Biter has a front wedge with an embedded saw. Jon McKenzie made this robot and comes from Ukiah, California.

TIM: Mark Beiro has more.

MARK: Introducing in the red square: He's hungry for a big bowl of severed robot parts. It's MECHANIZED BIRD! And in the blue square: His to-do list is small because there's only one thing he needs done: defeat you from the tournament! Introducing ANLKE BITER!

 

RED REF: Red driver, are you ready?

IAN: I am ready!

RED REF: Mechanized Bird is ready!

BLUE REF: Blue driver, are you ready?

JON: Ready!

BLUE REF: Ankle Biter is ready!

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird gets right underneath the wedge of Ankle Biter and uses his beak but it looks like the beak is ineffective, Bil.

 

BIL: If that keeps up, others might end up copying Ankle Biter's armor design, Tim.  Now Ankle Biter is in a pretty bad spot as Mechanized Bird got him right between the tire and the body.

 

TIM: Ankle Biter taking a beating from the Pulverizor and Mechanized Bird is struggling to get his wings down and does. Ankle Biter, really having nothing to use to get underneath Mechanized Bird's low wedge design. Mechanized Bird has Ankle Biter in the beak again and brings him again to the Pulverizor, which has been torn off by the first hit! Mechanized Bird, still with Ankle Biter, slams him into the wall and Ankle Biter is on his side!

 

BIL: What a shame for Ankle Biter. He comes in tournament after tournament only to end up where he doesn't want.

BLUE REF: 10.........9..............8.............7............6.............5.............4

.............3.............2..............1..............stop the match!

TIM: Mechanized Bird meets Dantomkia in the finals. Let's get the final decision.

MARK: Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 2 minutes, 17 seconds. The winner, by a knockout..........in the red square, MECHANIZED BIRD!

TIM: So Mechanized Bird with the KO over Ankle Biter. How does this championship bout look, Bil?

BIL: Dantomkia has a lethal flipping arm and was built by Mike Lamberts from Britain. Ian Lewis made Mechanized Bird with a crushing beak and front wedge. Ian is from Bournemouth.

 

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's championship robot fightin' time! Dantomkia coming right out and tossing Mechanized Bird! Dantomkia underneath Mechanized Bird and taking him to the Pulverizor, which has snapped off again!

 

BIL: We need a new Pulverizor now.

TIM: Mechanized Bird finding an opening and uses his weapon, slamming Dantomkia into the wall. Mechanized Bird takes a shot from the Killsaws, then is tossed once more and Dantomkia is on his back end!

 

BIL: That'd be horrible for Dantomkia to go out now but he's on his wheels now.

TIM: Dantomkia, saving himself from losing early and tossing Mechanized Bird once more and this bout is over.

BIL: What a BattleBots final!

TIM: Mark Beiro has the champion.

MARK: Ladies and gentlemen: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 23 to 8 decision to the winner..........and BattleBots champion........the blue square, DANOTMKIA! Here is the giant nut award to the BattleBots winner.........Dantomkia and Mike Lamberts! *Mike comes on and takes his prize, holding it up to the crowd, then leaves*

 

TIM: What a season it has been. Bil, give us the replays of this great end to this BattleBots tournament.

BIL: Mechanized Bird tore through Ankle Biter but didn't have the muster to survive against our champion Dantomkia.

TIM: We hope you've enjoyed this BattleBots season as much as we have. For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green.

BIL: I'm Bil Dwyer. We look forward to the next tournament of BattleBots. See ya then.

Season 2, Episode 20

TIM: The semi finals continue with 6 more robots thirsty for annihilation and Mechanized Bird is hunting ShoveMaster2000.

BIL: Ankle Biter is lookin' to cut-up Tazbot.

TIM: Finally, Dantomkia looks to over-throw Stinger. This is BattleBots and I'm Tim Green along with my partner Bil Dwyer.

BIL: We've seen some nasty robots in this tournament, Tim. Since a lot of them are so nasty that they're still in this tournament, I'm sure they'll continue their reign like with our first fight. ShoveMaster2000 has a front scoop and is invertible. His builder is Ramiro Mallari from San Francisco. Mechanized Bird is created by Ian Lewis and features a crushing beak.  Ian comes from Bournemouth.

MARK: Introducing in the red square: What's that burning? It must be the motors burning from the work of MECHANIZED BIRD! And in the blue square: He won't give you the inside story but he will show you the exit door. Introducing SHOVEMASTER2000!

 

RED REF: Red driver are you ready?

IAN: I am ready!

RED REF: Mechanized Bird is ready!

BLUE REF: Blue driver, are you ready?

RAMIRO: Ready!

BLUE REF: ShoveMaster2000 is ready!

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird using his beak to get underneath ShoveMaster2000's scoop design but ShoveMaster escapes.

 

BIL: The weapon of Mechanized Bird......so powerful.

TIM: Mechanized Bird, controlling this fight and taking ShoveMaster to the Pulverizor! ShoveMaster, unscathed but hazard points awarded to Mechanized Bird. Mechanized Bird underneath ShoveMaster again and taking him the Killsaws and the Spike Strip.  ShoveMaster, unable to use his scoop to get underneath Mechanized Bird at all. Mechanized Bird delivering ShoveMaster to the Pulverizor and Mechanized Bird himself takes a shot. Both bots taking a hit from the Killsaws and it looks to me like Mechanized Bird's wings are stuck outward.

BIL: That hit from the Pulverizor must've jammed the mechanism that allows the wings to open and close.

TIM: Both robots still mobile so we await the judges decision with Mark Beiro.

MARK: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 30 to 6 decision for......... the red square, MECHANIZED BIRD!

TIM: Mechanized Bird through to the second half of our semi-finals. Bil. How about our next bout?

BIL: Jon McKenzie's Ankle Biter has a front wedge with an embedded saw. Jon McKenzie comes from Ukiah, California. Tazbot is the creation of Donald Hutson and has a  rear wedge and a 360 degree turret. Don comes from San Diego, California.

 

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Nose-to-nose between both bots! Tazbot underneath Ankle Biter but Ankle Biter able to slip away. Ankle Biter now underneath Tazbot and driving him to the Pulverizor! Tazbot taking damage from the Killsaws then gives Ankle Biter a taste of the Spikes! Ankle Biter running underneath Tazbot, then flipping him near the Pulverizor.

BIL: This is startin' to remind me of Vlad the Impaler vs Biohazard, Tim.

TIM: Maybe that's what these two drivers had in mind, Bil. Tazbot must get away from the Pulverizor to avoid damage and he does. Ankle Biter bringing Tazbot to the Pulverizor again and Tazbot looks to be stuck on the Spike Strip but is free, then gives Ankle Biter a second dose of the Spike Strip. Ankle Biter gets Tazbot stuck on the spikes again in the final seconds of this bout.

BIL: This is a close bout, let's see what the judges say.

MARK: The 3 judges at  arena side have turned in a 26 to 15 decision for...........the blue corner, ANKLE BITER!

TIM: Ankle Biter takes a slot for the second half of the Semis. Bil. Tell us about our last bout.

BIL: Dantomkia is Mike Lambert's design and features a powerful flipper. Mike comes from Britain. Stinger has a battle mace and is built by  Kevin Scott from England.

 

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dantomkia tossing Stinger into the air but Stinger can run all ways up. Stinger using his weapon as he is tossed once again into the air. Dantomkia, delivering Stinger to the Pulverizor. Stinger whacking Dantomkia and tossed again. Stinger with a big shot on Dantomkia. Dantomkia making Stinger airborne but is flipped over himself!

 

BIL: Dantomkia's really struggling to get back over, Tim and I can't blame him. He's made it this far and doesn't want to lose. Neither does Stinger, though.

 

TIM: Dantomkia, on his back end and taking numerous shots from the Pulverizor. His referee is trying to count Dantomkia out but this bout is over.

 

BIL: Really tough fight to call, both bots were aggressive.

TIM: The judges decision is in.

MARK: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 27 to 22 decision for............the red square, DANTOMKIA!

TIM: Dantomkia escapes a near-loss and moves to take a spot in the finals. Bil recap tonight's fights.

BIL: Mechanized Bird advances after crushing ShoveMaster2000's hopes of advancing. Ankle Biter fought a hard bout with Tazbot but Tazbot didn't have enough to steal the victory. Finally, Dantomkia earns a spot in the finals after battling it out against the tough robot, Stinger.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

BIL: I'm Bil Dwyer. We end this great BattleBots season next time. See ya then.

Season 2, Episode 19

BIL: BattleBots will be startin' the Semis tonight but first The Judge must battle it out against Tazbot.

TIM: On to the Semi Finals as Dantomkia has Diesector on its victim list.

BIL: Finally, the evasive Stinger battles the quick and powerful Vlad II.

TIM: BattleBots, where carnage and destruction reign supreme. Welcome everyone, I'm Tim Green and with my partner Bil Dwyer.

BIL: Thanks, Tim. We've been kickin' up the action up a notch each bout, Tim. Let's see who our first pair is. Donald Hudson's Tazbot has a 360 degree rotating turret and front wedge fenders. Donald comes from San Diego, California. The Judge has a nasty hammer and is built by Jascha Little of Austin Texas.

 

TIM: It's Mark Beiro time with his intros.

MARK: Introducing in the red square to my right: How does he find his opponent? Guilty of defeat! It's THE JUDGE! And in the blue square: The only thing on his menu is his enemy's robot parts. Here is TAZBOT!

 

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! The Judge coming out with his hammer swinging. Tazbot using his turret to try and flip The Judge over but gets underneath him and takes him to the Pulverizor! The Judge, not moving and taking relentless pounding.

 

RED REF:10.........9...........8...........7............6..........5..........4

..........3.........

TIM: Tazbot's little shove has allowed the Pulverizor to free The Judge!

BIL: Tazbot's arm isn't too effective against the low Judge.

TIM: Though Tazbot is using his front wedge to again get underneath The Judge and bring him back to the Pulverizor, which has now snapped off!

BIL: The Pulverizor committed suicide.

TIM: Yes and Tazbot still underneath The Judge and putting him on his side! The Judge looks to be out, Bil.

BIL: That arm of The Judge looks to be stuck on the fallen Pulverizor, Tim.

RED REF: 10...........9............8.............7............6...............5.............4

............3...........2............1............stop the match!

TIM: Tazbot wins it in 2 minutes and 25 seconds. Bil, what do you know about our next pair?

BIL: Quite a bit, Tim. Diesector is Donald Hudson's other robot in this tourney and features jaws and a rear wedge. Dantomkia has its powerful lifting arm and was built by Mike Lamberts of Britain.

 

TIM: Mark Beiro has his info on these two.

MARK: Introducing in the red square: This robot eats the nuts and bolts of his most recent victim. It's DIESECTOR! And in the blue square: What's that in the corner? It must be the remains of another robot destroyed by DANTOMKIA!

 

RED REF: Red driver are you ready?

DONALD: I am ready!

RED REF: Red driver is ready!

BLUE REF: Blue driver are you ready?

MIKE: Ready!

BLUE REF: Blue driver is ready!

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dantomkia up underneath Diesector but can't flip him.

BIL: Diesector has his upper jaw below his lower ones to fend off Dantomkia's flipper and it seems to be working, Tim.

TIM: Diesector up and over Dantomkia. Dantomkia under Diesector again and tosses him into the wall! Diesector trying to free himself from the wall but his wheels aren't going far.

 

RED REF: 10............9...........8...........7..........6...........5........4

..........3..........2.........1..........stop the match!

BIL: Dantomkia's on to the second half of the Semis!

TIM: Let's get the results from Mark Beiro.

MARK: Ladies and gentlemen: The time,  54 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the blue square, DANTOMKIA!

TIM: Dantomkia quickly knocks out Diesector. Bil, how about our last bout?

BIL: Stinger is a two-wheeled robot with a bludgeoning axe for a weapon. His builder is Kevin Scott from England. Vlad II is Gage Cauchois' newest robot into this tournament and has his old Vlad the Impaler robot's forklift for a weapon.

RED REF: Red driver, are you ready?

KEVIN: Yes.

RED REF: Stinger is ready!

BLUE REF: Blue driver, are you ready?

GAGE: Yes I am.

BLUE REF: Vlad II is ready!

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Vlad II underneath Stinger and slamming him into the wall! Stinger takes punishment from Vlad II again and attacks Vlad II with his weapon. Stinger, now going into a spin mode and throwing Vlad around the box! Look out, Vlad II taking another big hit from Stinger.

BIL: Stinger, harder to drive but harder to fight against and he's really hitting Vlad II.

TIM: Stinger flipping Vlad II but Vlad II right back on his wheels. Vlad II is hit on his self-righter and it looks to be disabled, Bil.

BIL: Gage added a light on top to let him know when his self-righting mechanism failed it's blinking read now so if Vlad II is flipped now, it's over.

TIM: Stinger moves on through a 26 to 19 Judges Decision. Bil, how about the replays?

BIL: Tazbot knocked out The Judge after flipping it onto its side with the fallen Pulverizor, which had been pounding on The Judge earlier, now held the weapon in place, earning Tazbot the last slot in the Semi Finals. Dantomkia took a quick win after flipping Diesector into the wall and pinning him there. Stinger thrashed Vlad II all over the box to earn a 26 to 19 Judges Decison to advance.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

BIL: I'm Bill Dwyer. We'll be movin' through the Semis next time. Goodnight.

Season 2, Episode 18

TIM: ShoveMaster2000, our star pusher, has sighs on the finals but will he get past Question Mark?

BIL: Mechanized Bird is hungry for robot metal and Atomic Wedgie has plans to stop him.

TIM: Ankle Biter is lookin' to get underneath New Cruelty and feed him to the Arena gods. Welcome to the Quarter-Finals of BattleBots everyone, I'm Tim Green.

 

BIL: I'm Bil Dwyer. Oh man, Tim. Every week we're seein' some impressive hits, flips and slams. Here's our first pair. ShoveMaster2000 has his effective scoop wedge. Ramiro Mallari built him and is from San Francisco, California. Question Mark is Carlo Bertoccini's battered version of Biohazard. Carlo is from Belmont, California.

TIM: It's intro time with Mark Beiro.

MARK: This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing in the red square: If you want to get the scoop from him, you'll get a face full of pain. It's SHOVEMASTER2000! And in the blue square: There's no question about this robot. He's going to attempt to take away your victory. It's QUESTION MARK!

 

RED REF: Red driver, are you ready?

RAMIRO: I'm ready!

RED REF: ShoveMaster2000 is ready!

BLUE REF: Blue driver, are you ready?

CARLO: I am ready!

BLUE REF: Question Mark is ready!

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! ShoveMaster taking Question Mark into the wall early. ShoveMaster up underneath Question Mark again and Question Mark's left front skirt appears to be bent upwards. Question Mark underneath ShoveMaster and flipping him over!

 

BIL: This is where having only one wedge comes back to hurt you. Now ShoveMaster is an easy target for Question Mark.

TIM: Question Mark, driving ShoveMaster to the Pulverizor! Question Mark has taken control of this fight and is now slamming ShoveMaster into the Spikes! ShoveMaster, really unable to get underneath Question Mark with his inverted wedge and is taking another beating from the Pulverizor! Oh ShoveMaster flipped back over! ShoveMaster, on top of Question Mark and this bout is over.

 

BIL: Tough fight to call. Both showed aggression and damage.

TIM: Mark Beiro has the results.

MARK: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 20 to 18 decision for...........the red square, SHOVEMASTER2000!

TIM: An unprecedented narrow win for ShoveMaster. Bil, tell us about our next bout.

BIL: Rupert Everhart's Atomic Wedgie has a front wedge and side tri-foils. Rupert comes from Columbia, Maryland. Ian Lewis' Mechanized Bird has a hydraulic crushing beak and a front scoop. Ian comes from Bournemouth.

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird with an early slam on Atomic Wedgie. Atomic Wedgie, taking numerous shots from the Pulverizor.

BIL: Mechanized Bird is clearly the better bot here, Tim. That scoop is much lower than Atomic Wedgie's.

TIM: Atomic Wedgie taking another brutal slam into the wall and another few hits from the Pulverizor. Oh Mechanized Bird takes a few shots as well! Atomic Wedgie looks to be stuck in the corner with the Pulverizor but it doesn't appear that the Pulverizor is hitting him Bil. Atomic Wedgie is now free again but is pushed back to the Pulverizor and loses the cover on the wedge.

BIL: The Pulverizor is stuck inside Atomic Wedgie's exposed innards, Tim. Mechanized Bird moving on to the Semis.

TIM: Let's get the official word from the box.

MARK: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 23 to 9 decision for.........the blue square, MECHANIZED BIRD!

TIM: Atomic Wedgie blown away by Mechanized Bird. Bil, what about our last bout?

BIL: Ankle Biter has a classic wedge and a saw inside the wedge. John McKenzie built him and is from Ukiah, California. New Cruelty has a front plow as his weapon. Richard Stuplich built him and is from Wasaw, Wisconsin.

 

TIM: Mark Beiro is ready.

MARK: Introducing, in the red square:  Many have inflicted pain and punishment in the past but none can compare to NEW CRUELTY! And in the blue square: Keep your feet away from the metal shark known as ANKLE BITER!

 

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Ankle Biter underneath New Cruelty's plow and slams him into the wall. New Cruelty, getting slammed into the wall again, then delivered to the Pulverizor!

 

BIL: Looks like NC is stuck on the Spike Strip now, Tim.

TIM: Is it over? This could be victory for Ankle Biter but no, NC escapes! New Cruelty is damaged by the Killsaws then slammed again by Ankle Biter and is now up against the wall.

 

BIL: Talk about an awkward position, Tim. New Cruelty isn't completely on his side here and now he's sliding off the arena wall!

TIM: Now he's on his reverse side and doesn't have any protection against Ankle Biter, who continues to slam him into the wall and I think this time it's over.

 

BIL: New Cruelty isn't against the wall this time and Ankle Biter wants to make sure that he doesn't get back over.

TIM: Look out, Ankle Biter takes a shot from the Pulverizor but New Cruelty isn't able to move at all.

 

RED REF: 10...........9............8.............7..............6..............5..............4

.............3..............2.............1..............stop the match!

TIM: Ankle Biter KOs New Cruelty in just over a minute. Bil. How about tonight's replays?

BIL: You got it, Tim. ShoveMaster2000 took the narrow win over Question Mark. Then Mechanized Bird dominated over Atomic Wedgie to advance. Finally, Ankle Biter gave New Cruelty a beating out of the tournament.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

BIL: I'm Bil Dwyer. Stay tuned as we start the Semi-Finals next week.

Season 2, Episode 17

"The carnage of round 3 continues. Dantomkia has been flippin' his way through this tournament but is he enough for Giant Cheese?" began Bil.

 

"Another newcomer bout as Stinger fights Sliceratops," added Tim.

"Is Vlad II prepared to face the wrath of X-orcist? Find out!" continued Bil.

"Hello and welcome to BattleBots everyone I'm Tim Green and this is my partner that shares the carnage with me, Bil Dwyer," stated Tim.

 

"Man, the Quarter Finals are here, Tim. So many bots have died in the BattleBox," remarked Bil.

 

"There's plenty more for the robot graveyard, Bil," assured Tim.

"Let's find out which of our 6 will end up there with our first bout. Mike Lamberson's Dantomkia has a powerful flipping arm. Mike comes from Britain. Giant Cheese is Roger Plant's creation and also features a flipper. Roger is from Langport," replied Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has more," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: Your hopes: Grated. Your dreams: shredded and your robot: destroyed. It's GIANT CHEESE! And in the blue square: His opponents forfeit when they see his extensively long victim record. Introducing DANTOMKIA!" declared Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dantomkia tossing Giant Cheese into the air and on his back. Giant Cheese having trouble getting back over but Dantomkia puts him on his side!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Giant Cheese won't have much going on now, Tim," noted Bil.

"Not yet, Bil but Dantomkia is taking Giant Cheese to the Pulverizor and Giant Cheese is taking a brutal pounding. Oh! Giant Cheese is now on his own flipper and unable to move! Dantomkia with another pop on Giant Cheese and Giant Cheese has gained back some mobility! Giant Cheese is on his flipper once again!" shouted Tim.

 

"Is he going to flip Giant Cheese again? Aww, I guess not," concluded Bil.

"Dantomkia takes the win with 20 seconds left in the match. Bil how about our next bout?" asked Tim.

 

"Stinger has a battle mace for his weapon. Kim Scott built him and is from England. Sliceratops has flipping tusks and a rear flywheel. Her builder is James Davis," answered Bil.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Stinger up underneath Sliceratops and slams her into the wall. Sliceratops, looking for any way to get underneath Stinger but how can you get underneath Stinger, Bil?" stated Tim.

 

"With a robot like Stinger, you can but it won't be too effective," explained Bil.

"Stinger, spinning and attacking Sliceratops. Oh! Sliceratops on her side! Stinger, taking Sliceratops to the Pulverizor and letting her take a severe pounding!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"I think Stinger's trying to flip Sliceratops completely over but he's only flipping himself," figured Bil.

 

"Oh! Sliceratops is miraculously back over! Not much time left, Bil. I've got Stinger winning this one," continued Tim.

 

"So do I, Tim. That's it," agreed Bil.

"Let's see the results from the judges," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 22 to 21 decision for.............the blue square, STINGER!" announced Mark.

 

"A surprisingly narrow win for Stinger. Bil, what about our 3rd bout?" asked Tim.

"Vlad II is Gage Cauchois' creation and features good ol' Vlad the Impaler's lifting forks. Gage comes from Oakland, California. X-orcist has a front scoop and axe. His builder is Marlon Pritchard from England," analyzed Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro is ready with the intros," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: If you think he's bad now, just wait until he cleanses your mind and takes your victory away from you. It's X-ORCIST! And in the blue square: Replicated from his former champion is VLAD II!" called Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Marlon.

"X-crcist is ready!" repeated the red ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I'm ready!" confirmed Gage.

"Vlad II is ready!" echoed the blue ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Vlad II using his forks to get underneath X-orcist and slam him into the wall! X-orcist looking helpless as he is slammed into another wall and is now on his back end near the Pulverizor!" announced Tim.

 

"What a performance by Gage Cauchois and Vlad II!" remarked Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the red ref.

"A quick win for Vlad II now lets get the final results with Mark Beiro," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 1 minute, 30 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the blue square, VLAD II!" confirmed Mark.

 

"Another great night of robot fighting comes to a close. Bil, what do you have for recaps?" continued Tim.

 

"Dantomkia tossed and pounded Giant Cheese out of the tournament. Stinger made Sliceratops extinct and in a quick but punishing win, Vlad II advances to round 4," answered Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. There's plenty more for your thirst for violence next time. Goodnight," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 16

"Just two more bouts for round 2 and round 3 will be ready for more severed robot parts. The Judge hopes that Nightmare dreams of defeat," began Tim.

 

"Mauler 5150 wants to leave Tazbot in ruins on the BattleBox floor," added Bil.

"Diesector has Deadblow in his sights for his next victim in robotic annihilation. Welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green," continued Tim.

 

"I'm Bil Dwyer," stated Bil.

"This tournament has come a long way since it began," recalled Tim.

"It sure has and each fight thus far has been brutal. Here's how our first pair matches up. The Judge had decimated Bad Attitude to get here and has a lightning-fast hammer. His builder is Jascha Little of Austin, Texas.  Nightmare trashed Mac Attack earlier and has his spinning blade of death. Jim Smentowski built him and is from Novato, California," replied Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro's intros are here," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: He haunts you in your sleep and destroys your hopes of victory. It's NIGHTMARE! And in the blue square: Order in the court! The case of your victory or defeat is now in session but you're found guilty of defeat by THE JUDGE!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! The Judge coming out aggressively with his weapon. Nightmare keeping his blade forward," noted Tim.

 

"The Judge's weapon has been so aggressive in previous tournaments, Tim," remembered Bil.

 

"It's only getting more aggressive, Bil as it strikes Nightmare on his blade and then his topside. Nightmare taking damage from the Killsaws," agreed Tim.

 

"Nightmare's not moving, Tim. This isn't like Nightmare unless he's been damaged badly from his trip over the Killsaws," realized Bil.

 

"The Judge with the quick win over Nightmare in a minute fifteen. Bil, how about the next match?" responded Tim.

 

"Tazbot is not only my favorite robot but also the creation of Donald Hutson, featuring a rotating turret as his weapon. Donald comes from San Diego, California. Mauler 5150 was built by Morgan Tilford and has spinning chisels for its weapons," explained Bil.

 

"Here are the intros," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: There's only one thing this robot wants for lunch: Your victory! Introducing TAZBOT! And in the blue square: He's so crazy psychiatrists won't come near him. It's MAULER 5150!" declared Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Donald.

"Tazbot is ready!" repeated the red ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I'm ready!" confirmed Morgan.

"Mauler 5150 is ready!" echoed the blue ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Tazbot using his turret to deflect the blows of Mauler. Mauler using his chisels to tear up the side of Tazbot but is sent wobbling by Tazbot. Tazbot flipped over by Mauler!" shouted Tim.

 

"Mauler showin' some power there, Tim," concluded Bil.

"Tazbot back over and takes a shot from the Killsaws. Mauler with a shot from the Pulverizor. Oh! Mauler on his side and Tazbot near the Killsaws!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Mauler, Mauler, Mauler. How many times have we seen this from the Tilford's robot?" questioned Bil.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the blue ref.

"Tazbot goes through but let's get the final results from Mark Beiro," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 1 minute, 20 seconds. The winner, by a knockout..............in the red square, TAZBOT!" confirmed Mark.

 

"Tazbot makes the final slot for round 3. How does our first round 3 bout look, Bil?" added Tim.

 

"I got it right here, Tim. Deadblow is the creation of Grand Imahara and features a flipping arm. His wedge was torn off in an earlier bout. Grant comes from Oakland California. Donald Hutson brings his second robot to the table, Diesector, who features jaws and a rear wedge," answered Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has more," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: This robot got into college majoring in the science of robot annihilation. It's DIESECTOR! And in the blue square: He's not about to flip your burgers, pancakes or eggs. He's about to flip you all around and inside out. Meet DEADBLOW!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Deadblow with an early flip. Diesector now inverted but unaffected by the flip," began Tim.

 

"I'm not so sure, Tim. I think it helped Diesector as now one of his jaws is flat with the BattleBox floor so he can now get underneath Deadblow," corrected Bil.

 

"Deadblow with the flip but unable to bring Diesector right-side up. Diesector flipping Deadblow onto his back but Deadblow rights himself. Deadblow with another attempt at flipping but misses and his flipper appears to be stuck upright. Diesector, taking advantage and slamming Deadblow into the wall. Deadblow looks to be stuck in the Spike Strip, Bil," continued Tim.

 

"He's got one wheel on the outside of the BattleBox, Tim. That should be it for him unless he can break free," concluded Bil.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the blue ref.

"Diesector makes Deadblow his first victim in round 3. Let's hear from Mark Beiro," recalled Tim.

 

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 1 minute 30 seconds. The winner, by a knockout...............in the red square, DIESECTOR!" echoed Mark.

"Another night of fights has come to a close. Bil,  recap tonight for us," requested Tim.

 

"The Judge pounded the victory strategy out of Nightmare and knocked him out. Tazbot gave Mauler another loss to add to its long list. Finally, Diesector put an end to Deadblow's reign in the BattleBox," replied Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. More round 3 bouts next time. See ya," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 15

"Ian Lewis' two machines are going for a brawl and one of them will be the sacrifice to the BattleBox," began Bil.

 

"New Cruelty puts his 4 wheels and near-indestructible frame to the test against the veteran Dooall," replied Tim.

 

"Ankle Biter fights Ginsu to see what the better number of blades is," added Bil.

"Welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green and we're winding down the second round bouts," finished Tim.

 

"It's been a spectacular road so far and there's plenty more where that came from like with our first fight. Mechanized Bird was built by Ian Lewis and features a crushing arm and front scoop. Ian Lewis comes from Bournemouth. Warhead is also Ian Lewis' creation but has wings for self-righting and a front spinning dome," explained Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has the rest of the info," assured Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: The day of doom and gloom is upon you if you face WARHEAD! And in the blue square: It's a bird, it's a plane, and it's a vicious robot named MECHANIZED BIRD!" declared Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Ian.

"Warhead is ready!" repeated the red ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I'm ready!" confirmed Vincent.

"Mechanized Bird is ready!" echoed the blue ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird using his crushing beak on Warhead and takes him to the Pulverizor early. Warhead loses his main weapon on the arena floor," noted Tim.

 

"Just goes to show the power of the Pulverizor," added Bil.

"Mechanized Bird releases Warhead temporarily as you can only hold a robot for 30 seconds. Mechanized Bird, controlling this fight and delivering Warhead to the Pulverizor and taking not only pieces of Warhead but the Pulverizor itself!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"This isn't like Warhead at all. Normally he's tearing up his opponent so the driver of Mechanized Bird must be the better one or the lack of Warhead's weapon is leaving Mechanized Bird with an easy fight. The Pulverizor there didn't come down. Must be a malfunction or something," recalled Bil.

 

"A temporary break for Warhead. Mechanized Bird now leaving Warhead at the Spike Strip but Warhead breaks free. Mechanized Bird gets in a final delivery of Warhead to the Spike Strip and this one's over," finished Tim.

 

"No knockout but it's pretty clear Mechanized Bird is movin' on, Tim," concluded Bil.

"Who won well let's get the answer from Mark Beiro," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 20 to 14 decision for..........................the blue square, MECHANIZED BIRD!" confifmed Mark.

 

"Mechanized Bird ate Warhead alive, Bil," remarked Tim.

"Oh he did, Tim. There was barely anything left of Warhead after the fight. Speaking of fights, here's our next pair. Richard Stuplick brings New Cruelty with 4 wheels and a front plow. Richard comes from Wasaw, Wisconsin. Dooall is the creation of Scott LaValley and features a spring-loaded ramrod. Scott comes from San Rafael, California," explained Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro's intros are here," stated Tim.

"Introducing in the red square to my right: He doesn't want half, he doesn't want 3/4, he wants to DOOALL! And in the blue square: This robot wants a new kind of punishment. It's not a timeout, it's not annoying music, it's NEW CRUELTY!" shouted Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! New Cruelty finding an opening in Dooall and bringing the robot to the Pulverizor. Dooall takes a shot from the Killsaws. Oh Dooall flipped over but that doesn't matter to Dooall. New Cruelty, pushing Dooall around the box and nearly leaving him on his side. Dooall appears to have lost one of the top covers on the BattleBox floor, Bil," began Tim.

 

"It's the cover that keeps his weapon from getting stuck underneath him, Tim. That'll probably count against him in the scoring," added Bil.

 

"Oh! New Cruelty airborne and appears to be stuck on the Spikes!" yelled Tim.

"He's also close to the Pulverizor, which looks to be caught up right now, Tim. That's it. Tough fight to call," agreed Bil.

 

"New Cruelty wins the bout 24 to 19. A narrow escape for the robot. Bil, what do you got on our last bout tonight?" replied Tim.

"Jon McKenzie's Ankle Biter has a classic wedge shape and a saw. Jon McKenzie comes from Ukiah, California. Trey Roski built Ginsu, who features several saw blades as wheels and weapons," analyzed Bil.

 

"It's that time again with Mark Beiro," confirmed Tim.

"This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing in the red square: This two-wheeled menace will leave your feet sore in the morning. Introducing ANKLE BITER! And in the blue square: Armed with everything needed to make a house and to defeat you is GINSU!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Ankle Biter flipping Ginsu but Ginsu is unscathed. Both bots nose-to-nose but still upright. Oh Ginsu on his side and being delivered to the Pulverizor!" reacted Tim.

 

"Ankle Biter proving himself in this tournament," stated Bil.

"Mark Beiro has the final results," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 1 minute 10 seconds. The winner, by a knockoutin the red square................ANKLE BITER!" finalized Mark.

 

"Ankle Biter leaves Ginsu for dead and moves to round 3. Bil, how about the replays?" asked Tim.

 

"You got it, Tim. Mechanized Bird tore up Warhead and fed him to the hungry arena hazards. New Cruelty escapes a near-knockout after landing on the Spike Strip and not being able to move. As you just saw, Ankle Biter decimates Ginsu to take a quick win," answered Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Next week we finish round 2 and start round 3. Goodnight," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 14

BattleBots brings you more destruction and chaos as Backlash hopes to tear up ShoveMaster2000," began Tim.

 

"Mechavore has destruction on his mind and he'll be fighting Question Mark to dish it out," added Bil.

 

"Finally, Atomic Wedgie faces off against The Master himself. Hello and welcome everyone, I'm Tim Green and next to me is my companion Bil Dwyer, finished Tim.

 

"That's right, Tim. I think these bouts will feature utter domination from one of the bots. Here's a look at our first fight. Backlash houses his rear wedge and spinning blade of death. Jim Smentowski built him and is from Novato, California. ShoveMaster2000 is a two-wheeled bot with a front scoop. His builder is Ramiro Mallari from San Francisco, California," replied Bil.

 

"Let's hear what Mark Beiro has to say," requested Tim.

"This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing, in the red square: His blade isn't just for looks, it's also for chewing up his opponents. Introducing BACKLASH! And in the blue square: You'll be surprised when he digs victory out from underneath you. It's SHOVEMASTER2000!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Backlash is slammed into the wall by ShoveMaster! Backlash, taking a ride under the Pulverizor! Backlash, trying to use his rear wedge, ineffectively against SM2000. ShoveMaster2000, using that effective scoop to push Backlash all around the box," exclaimed Tim.

 

"Backlash really doesn't have anything to fight back with, Tim. ShoveMaster is just pushing him around like a great robot bully," remarked Bil.

 

"Backlash, having some trouble near the Pulverizor, but narrowly escapes being hit," added Tim.

 

"Backlash held up pretty well against ShoveMaster but odds are that he isn't going to win this fight," concluded Bil.

 

"ShoveMaster, being pushed into the wall by Backlash and seems to have his scoop pushed upwards but the match is over though. Is there something we missed? Well we'll find out from Mark Beiro," continued Tim.

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, the 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 19 to 18 decision for.............the blue corner, SHOVEMASTER2000!" confirmed Mark.

 

"I guess that damage was enough to give Backlash some points but it wasn't enough. Here's our next bout. Mechavore has his front disc for his weapon. His builder is Robert Marzinske of Tempe Arizona. Question Mark is the exact battle scared twin of Biohazard. Carlo Bertoccini built him and is from Belmont California," noted Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has the final thoughts," suggested Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: The answer to his problems isn't to sign a treaty, it's to fight until one robot dies. Please welcome QUESTION MARK! And in the blue square: When this robot is finished, he has vanquished the rest of the robot food chain. Its MECHAVORE!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on...," started Tim

"It's robot fightin' time!" finished Bil.

"You got it, my friend. Question Mark with the early slam into the wall on Mechavore. Question Mark, seems to be unable to get his lifting arm to work. Mechavore flipped over by Question Mark but is back over. Mechavore with a direct shot from the Pulverizor and his rear wedge is taken off," replied Tim.

 

"Question Mark's left anti-wedge skirt seems to be pushed upwards and mangled, Tim," reacted Bil.

 

"That could mean trouble for Question Mark but with no wedge to help him, I don't see Mechavore getting underneath, Bil. Just a few seconds left and Question Mark with the Pulverizor shot on Mechavore, who lost the support for the wedge he used to have with him. Question Mark takes the win 23 to 18. Bil, What do you have for our last bout?" added Tim.

 

"Atomic Wedgie has the front wedge and spinning tri-foils. His builder is Rupert Everhart from Columbia, Maryland. Mark Setrakian's The Master has a front horizontal disc and a rear wedge. Mark Setrakian comes from Los Angeles, California," answered Bil.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Atomic Wedgie delivers a blow on The Master by slamming him into the wall. The Master, not having any sort of control in this fight as he is taken to the Pulverizor and loses his rear wedge. Atomic Wedgie, driving The Master around the box, then takes a shot from the Killsaws himself. Atomic Wedgie gets slammed into the wall by The Master! The Master, taking more shots from the Pulverizors but seems to now be stuck with Atomic Wedgie, Bil," commented Tim.

 

"They're going to have to separate them now, Tim. Nothing too serious. It's a constant occurrence in BattleBots," explained Bil.

 

"Atomic Wedgie, pushing The Master into the Spikes and with the Pulverizor and The Master looks to be stuck there," noted Tim.

 

"The blade of the Master is stuck on top of one of the Spikes in the BattleBox, Tim, plus his wheels are off the ground. Too bad the Pulverizor can't help him here," agreed Bil.

 

"It's over and Atomic Wedgie moves to round 3. Bil, give us the highlights," requested Tim.

 

"Backlash got pushed all around the box by the bout winner ShoveMaster2000. Question Mark gave Mechavore a taste of the arena hazards to take the judges decision victory and Atomic Wedgie gave The Master a lesson in losing," recalled Bil.


"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Don't worry. We'll be back to quench your thirst for robot carnage next time. See ya then," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 13

"Tonight we bring 3 more metal crunching battles," began Bil.

"Sliceratops is looking to make Minion MKII history," added Tim.

"Vlad II takes on the invertible Dreadnought," continued Bil.

"Finally X-orcist hopes to put the nightmare of Tentomushi 9.0 to sleep. Welcome to BattleBots everyone, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

 

"This tournament is getting more and more impressive each night, Tim. Let's take a look at our first fight. Sliceratops has flipping tusks and a rear flywheel. James Davis is its builder. Minion MKII has 2 saw blades in the front and a rear plow. Christian Carlberg built him and is from North Hollywood California," explained Bil.

 

"The intros are here with Mark Beiro," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: His records are the same as your hopes of victory: history! It's SLICERATOPS! And in the blue square: Like an update from Microsoft Office, face the fury of MINION MKII!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin time! Sliceratops with the opening flip on Minion MKII. Minion MKII looking to back into Sliceratops to avoid being flipped is flipped anyway," noted Tim.

 

"The weapon of Sliceratops is very effective right now. Minion MKII having no help at all," added Bil.

 

"Minion MKII is flipped again, then takes a hit from the Pulverizor. Sliceratops with another pop on Minion MKII! Oh! Sliceratops takes a shot from the Killsaws! Minion MKII, really defenseless against that front flipper of Sliceratops. Minion MKII is on his side up against the wall!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"When you look at Minion MKII's design, you wouldn't think that this would be possible considering that the middle wheel sticks out but the wall helps him balance and I don't see him getting down from there, Tim," agreed Bil.

 

"I think you're right on that one, Bil. Minion MKII counted out in 1 minute, 45 seconds. Bil, how about our next bout?" replied Tim.

 

"You got it, pal. Vlad II has his lethal lifting forks for his weapon. His builder is Gauge Cauchois from Oakland California. Dreadnought has a horizontal spinning disk and rear wedge. Christian Carlberg built him and is from North Hollywood California," answered Bil.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time!" declared Tim.

"The first big pop of the fight and Dreadnought goes flyin'!" reacted Bil.

"Both robots seem pretty evenly matched, Bil. Neither one of them can seem to get under the other," remarked Tim.

 

"Vlad II got a big slam there," noted Bil.

"Dreadnought seems to now be stuck in the Killsaw slots and Vlad is trying to help out," added Tim.

 

"I think this one's over, Tim," figured Bil.

"You might be right about that, Bil. Wait a minute, Dreadnought freed himself from the Killsaws!" responded Tim.

 

"Are you kiddin' me? Dreadnought is stuck there again, Tim. This time I think it really is over," confirmed Bil.

 

"Dreadnought, trying to free himself again and miraculously does! Not much left in this match, though. Think Dreadnought has a chance?" questioned Tim.

 

"I'll give him a slight chance but I think that big slam early in the match is key," replied Bil.

 

"Let's find out with the Judges Decision," stated Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 27 to 16 decision for...............the red square, VLAD II!" shouted Mark.

 

"Vlad II takes the decision and moves to round 3. How about our last bout?" continued Tim.

 

"Tentomushi 9.0 is Lisa Winter's creation and features the capturing dome. Lisa comes from Walnut Creek, California. X-orcist has an axe and scoop as it's weapons. His builder is Marlon Pritchard from England," explained Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has the stats on these two," said Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: The red spots on her cover aren't just for show, they're the marks of its past victims. Introducing TENTOMUSHI 9.0! And in the blue square: He's an extinguisher of ghosts, the one who blesses houses, and the ruining of your victory hopes. Meet X-ORCIST!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! X-orcist with a brutal slam into the wall on Tentomushi!" shouted Tim.

 

"I think we'll be seeing a lot of that in this bout, Tim. Tentomushi's been flipped over! Evil Fish Tank back in Season 2 wanted to do that but didn't quite get there," recalled Bil.

 

"Tentomushi, now under the Pulverizor and taking a beating while X-orcist puts himself on the Killsaws! X-orcist, controlling this entire bout and now has Tentomushi stuck in the Spike Strip. Tentomushi is now free from the wall!" continued Tim.

 

"That was impressive. Tough fight to call, Tim," remarked Bil.

"The judges votes are in so let's find out the winner," replied Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 22 to 19 decision for.................. the blue corner, X-ORCIST!" confirmed Mark.

 

"X-orcist slides through to meet his next opponent. Bil, wrap it up for us.

BIL: Sliceratops put an end to Minion MKII's reign by propping it up against the wall. Vlad II took the judges decision in a close bout. In the match you just saw, X-orcist has made Tentomushi 9.0 a ghost," recapped Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. hopin' you'll join us for more carnage next time. Goodnight," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 12

"Sabotage is looking to out-flip Dantomkia," began Tim.

"El Diablo battles to survive against the flipper of Giant Cheese," added Bil.

"Dr Inferno Jr. has a special surgical procedure in store for Stinger. Hello and welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

 

"I'm Bil Dwyer. I can say that tonight's fights will be spectacular, Tim. Here's a look at our first fight. Dantomkia has his lethal front flipper. His builder is Mike Lambert from Surrey. Sabotage was built by Matt Sabotino and features his own flipping arm," stated Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has more on these two," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Time may grow old but watching you get flipped end-over-end isn't ever old with SABOTAGE! And in the red square: With each flip, you take a dip into disaster. Introducing DANTOMKIA!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots unable to make the first move on their opponent. Dantomkia tossing Sabotage over and under the Pulverizor. Sabotage gets hit," reacted Tim.

 

"Dantomkia with a very powerful flipper. I don't think Sabotage has much of a chance here," noted Bil.

 

"Sabotage is tossed again and into another Pulverizor corner, where he again takes a shot from the Pulverizor. Sabotage, unable to get his flipping arm underneath Dantomkia, is now being pushed back into the first Pulverizor corner and is on his side. Oh Dantomkia takes a hit from the Pulverizor! Dantomkia with another flip but flips himself also!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Dantomkia, such a powerful weapon, even for himself!" shouted Bil.

"Dantomkia tossing Sabotage again and seems to be over doing it, as you said, Bil. Uh-oh! I think Sabotage is stuck in the Spike Strip, Bil," continued Tim.

 

"The back part of his wedge is on the outside of the arena, Tim. Dantomkia is just kinda playing with him now. Dantomkia moving to round 3!" concluded Bil.

"Sabotage simply outmatched here. Bil, what's the scoop on our next bout?" recalled Tim.

 

"Giant Cheese has a huge flipper and equally large wheels. His builder is Roger Plant from Langport. El Diablo is the twisted creation of Zach Bieber and features a spinning drum of death and rear-mounted spikes," answered Bil.

 

"Let's hear from Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing in the red square: This is the kind of cheese that gets left out of the fridge for a month. It's also GIANT CHEESE! And in the blue square: Like the saying goes "'Till death do you part", you'll be parting with your own death from EL DIABLO!" called Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Roger.

"Giant Cheese is ready!" repeated the red ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I'm ready!" confirmed Zach.

"El Diablo is ready!" echoed the blue ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Giant Cheese with the early flip on El Diablo! El Diablo, using his self-righting mechanism to get back in this fight but is tossed over again!" announced Tim.

 

"El Diablo is at a huge disadvantage here, Tim. He doesn't have anything to get underneath Giant Cheese," noted Bil.

 

"Giant Cheese with a miss on El Diablo. Another miss. Giant Cheese with another flip and I think that's it for El Diablo," concluded Tim.

 

"He's stuck on the Spike Strip. His treads are movin' but he can't get off," added Bil.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the blue ref.

"Wow, that was a quick bout, huh?" remarked Bil.

"Dominance for Giant Cheese now let's get the official decision," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman: The time, 1 minute, 45 seconds. The winner, by a knockout in the red square GIANT CHEESE!" confirmed Mark.

 

"Giant Cheese faces off against Dantomkia next round. Bil, tell us about our last match tonight," continued Tim.

 

"Jason Bardis brings Dr Inferno Jr. to the table. His robot features a saw on one arm, a drill on the other, and wedge skirts on all sides. Stinger has a hardened mace for a weapon and is built by Kevin Scott of England," explained Bil.

 

"It's Mark Beiro time," stated Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: He'll club you, stub you and he's STINGER!

TIM: The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Stinger with a big hit and Dr Inferno Jr. is on his side!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Oh man, what a hit! Stinger has something to prove here!" reacted Bil.

"Stinger wins by a quick knockout in 35 seconds. Bil, recap the fights of tonight," told Tim.

 

Dantomkia flipped his opponent all over until Sabotage got caught in the Spike Strip. Giant Cheese had to big of a flipper for El Diablo and left El Diablo on the Spike Strip. Finally, the one-hit wonder Stinger, uses only one hit to put the doctor to sleep," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. There's more eye candy in the BattleBox next time. Goodnight," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 11

"Tonight on Comedy Central's BattleBots, Tazbot is hoping to use his lifting arm to leave Techno Destructo upside down and all around the BattleBox," began Bil.

 

"Then we begin our second round as Deadblow faces off against Vlad the Impaler," added Tim.

 

"After that it's Diesector who is looking to make Whirlwind his next victim," finished Bil.

 

"Hello and welcome to BattleBots I'm Tim Green," continued Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. After several weeks of no action here, things are finally going to heat up," noted Bil.

 

"We've all been waiting to see who moves on in that final slot for round 2 so Bil how does it look?" asked Tim.

 

"Tazbot is not only probably my favorite robot but features his crazy rotating turret and side wedge plates. Donald Hutson built him and is from San Diego California. Techno Destructo has his lethal flipping arm. Sean Irvin built him and is from Melbourne, Florida," explained Bil.

 

"Let's hear from Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"Introducing in the red square: Losing to this robot isn't because of a technicality, it's because he beat you senseless. It's TECHNO DESTRUCTO! And in the blue square: This lunatic robot has had such a long list of victims, he's lost count. It's TAZBOT!" called Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Sean.

"Techno Destructo is ready!" repeated the red ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"We're ready!" confirmed Donald.

"Diesector is ready!" echoed the blue ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Techno Destructo looking around Tazbot for the weak point. Tazbot up under Techno Destructo and pins him in the space between the wall supports and the wall!" shouted Tim.

 

"It looks like Techno Destructo is stuck there, Tim, oh wait, he's down again," noted Bil.

 

"TD has lost one of the roof arches on his head but is back in the match. Oh! Tazbot puts TD onto his side and TD is in major trouble!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"He's up on the Spike Strip and in an unusual position and Tazbot's not letting him out," added Bil.

 

"Techno Destructo is free from the wall but his other arch has been removed and Tazbot is moving him to the Pulverizors!" continued Tim.

 

"Losing those arches is critical for TD, he can't flip himself over again. Tazbot's movin' on to round 2!" concluded Bil.

 

"Tazbot dominates Techno Destructo to complete round 1. Bil, how about our next bout?" asked Tim.

 

"Deadblow has a flipping arm and a wedge. His builder is Grant Imahara from Oakland California. Vlad the Impaler has his flipping arms that took out Biohazard. Gauge Cauchois built him and is also from Oakland California," answered Bil.

 

"It's time for Mark Beiro's intros," said Tim.

"Introducing in the red square to my right: He's more dangerous than a woodpecker, more agile than an excavator and more powerful than you, it's DEADBLOW! And in the blue square: His force is so powerful, his ancestors woke up from their graves. Introducing. VLAD THE IMAPLER!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Deadblow with an early pop and a miss. Vlad is flipped over but seems to be having trouble righting himself, Bil," noticed Tim.

 

"His self-righting mechanism is outside his body not underneath him so he can't do anything," added Bil.

 

"Deadblow, pushing Vlad to the Pulverizors," continued Tim.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3!..." began the blue ref.

"Wait a minute, Vlad's ability to right himself has returned and he's back in this fight! Deadblow with the slam into the wall and appears to be missing his front wedge now!" interrupted Tim.

 

"His flipper is stuck in the air too," nodded Bil.

"Deadblow gets back his flipper and tosses Vlad onto his head!" exclaimed Tim.

"Is he going to take Vlad to the Pulverizor again?" asked Bil.

"He appears to be leaving him there. I guess he's learned his lesson," replied Tim.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" called the blue ref.

"Deadblow takes the KO. Let's get the final results," confirmed Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman: The time, 2 minutes 35 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square, DEADBLOW!" announced Mark.

 

"How about our last bout, tonight, Bil?" requested Tim.

"Whirlwind features a spinning disc that can also be interchanged with a scoop. His builder is Andrew Marchant from Huntingdon. Diesector has his deadly jaws for a weapon. His builder is Donald Hutson from San Diego, California," explained Bil.

 

"Here's Mark Beiro," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Like a tornado blowing away your house, this robot will blow away your victory. It's WHIRLWIND! And in the blue square: This robot got an A in science due to his extreme skills with dead animal inspection. It's DIESECTOR!" shouted Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both robots meeting in the center of the floor," began Tim.

 

"Both robots are very hard to get underneath, more so on Whirlwind," noted Bil.

"Diesector finds an opening and delivers Whirlwind to the Pulverizor for a brutal pounding! Both robots take a shot from the Killsaws. Oh! Diesector somehow manages to flip Whirlwind!" announced Tim.

 

"Whirlwind must now drive backwards, which is pretty bad for him since his weapon is at the front," added Bil.

 

"Diesector under Whirlwind again and delivering him all around the BattleBox! This one is over," finished Tim.

"A tough fight to call, Tim," concluded Bil.

 

"The judges votes are in so let's find out the winner," said Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 25 to 23 decision for............the blue corner, DIESECTOR!" declared Mark.

 

"An amazing night of robot fighting. Bil, recap tonight's episode," continued Tim.

"Tazbot overthrew Techno Destructo's throne and sent him out of the tournament. Deadblow made sure Vlad couldn't ever rise from the dead and in our last bout, Diesector turned Whirlwind into a calm breeze," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer, saying so long. There will be plenty more robot carnage next time. See ya then," added Bil.

Season 2, Episode 10

"In this half-hour episode, 6 more robots have destruction on their minds," began Tim.

"Mechadon returns with a grudge on Ginsu," added Bil.

"Nightmare wants to shred any dreams Mac Attack has at victory," continued Tim.

"The Judge hopes to find Bad Attitude guilty of defeat," finished Bil.

"Welcome to BattleBots, everyone, I'm Tim Green and my partner in destruction is Bil Dwyer," stated Tim.

 

"Only 4 bouts remain for this round, Tim. Each bot is going to have to do whatever they can to win," concluded Bil.

 

"There's a lot of pressure for each competitor as they hope to make it to round 2. Bil, how does our first pair look?" agreed Tim.

 

"Mechadon is the stomp bot built by Mark Setrakian and features 6 walking legs. His opponent is Ginsu, who features saws as its weapon and means of movement," explained Bil.

 

"It is time for the intros," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: This guy isn't made from a hardware store, he IS a hardware store, it's GINSU! And in the blue square: It's the crab of terror, the stupendous stomper and the killer robot known as MECHADON!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechadon, the stomp bot, Ginsu with the many blades," noted Tim.

 

"This is a hard fight to win for either opponent, Tim," remarked Bil.

"It's only getting harder as Mechadon takes a shot from the Killsaws. Mechadon with the flip on Ginsu but Ginsu's design keeps it moving. Oh both robots flipped!" shouted Tim.

 

 "Ginsu out second, he rolled over as Mechadon landed upside down so Ginsu has won it," analyzed Bil.

 

"Ginsu wins against Mechadon. Bil, take us to our next fight," echoed Tim.

"Nightmare features his giant spinning wheel of death and is built by Jim Smentowski from Novato, California. Mac Attack has saw blades as its weapon and is burger shaped. McDonald's made him and is from all over the world," replied Bil.

 

"Here's Mark Beiro," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: Dreams of victory become nightmares of defeat with NIGHTMARE! And in the blue square: This bot has an appetite for chewing up its opponents and leaving them as metal shrapnel. It's MAC ATTACK!" declared Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Jim.

"Nightmare is ready!" repeated the red ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"We're ready!" confirmed the McDonald's team.

"Mac Attack is ready!" echoed the blue ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mac Attack with the early shove on Nightmare and puts him under the Pulverizors, where Nightmare is weakest against. Oh and Mac Attack is on his side while Nightmare is on his back!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Nightmare, such a powerful weapon, is back over but Mac Attack is helpless now," added Bil.

 

"Nightmare, toying with Mac Attack and delivering him to the Pulverizors!" noted Tim.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"Nightmare has won the bout so let's get the final results," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the time: 1 minute, 10 seconds. The winner, by a knockout........in the blue square, NIGHTMARE!" confirmed Mark.

"So Nightmare takes the KO over Mac Attack. Bil, what do you have for our final bout tonight?" asked Tim.

 

"Bad Attitude is a two-wheeled bot and features the front wedge. Thomas Petruccelli built him and is from San Jose, California. The Judge has a nasty hammer as his weapon of choice. His builder is Jascha Little of Austin, Texas," stated Bil.

 

"Let's hear what Mark Beiro has to say," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Known to be lurking in the corners waiting for it's victims it's BAD ATTITUDE! And in the blue square: Order in the court! You are about to be knocked senseless by THE JUDGE!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! The Judge nailing Bad Attitude, and again! The Judge is relentless on Bad Attitude right now!" shouted Tim.

 

"Because of The Judge's design, I don't think Bad Attitude has a chance of getting underneath him, Tim," added Bil.

 

"The Judge, such a low bot but a fierce one as he takes off one of Bad Attitude's side panels! Bad Attitude takes a shot from the Killsaws. The Judge, continuing to pound Bad Attitude with his hammer. Bad Attitude takes a hit from the Pulverizor. noted Tim.

 

"Bad Attitude, defeated by The Judge. I think that's pretty clear here," concluded Bil.

 

"Let's see if the judges agree," replied Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 26 to 22 decision......for the Blue Square, THE JUDGE!" announced Mark.

"A closer decision than either of us thought. Bil, recap tonight's battles," continued Tim.

 

"Ginsu narrowly defeats Mechadon after both bots become incapacitated. Nightmare deals a death blow to Mac Attack and in our last match, The Judge found Bad Attitude guilty of defeat, recalled Bil.

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Tune in next time as we start our second round of the vicious tournament," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 9

"New Cruelty is looking to pound T-Minus into submission," began Tim.

"Dr Indestructible is back with a new name and a new grudge on Dooall," added Bil.

"Twin Paradox wants to show Ankle Biter who is better," finished Tim.

"It's another night of 3 awesome fights, right here on BattleBots," confirmed Bil.

"Hello everybody and welcome to another night of fights, I'm Tim Green and here to share the victories of some and the demise of others is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

 

"You know it, Tim. It's another night of fights we've never seen before and I'm lookin' forward to it. Here's are first pair. New Cruelty has 4 wheels and a front plow. His builder is Richard Stuplich from Wasaw, Wisconsin. T-Minus is his opponent and features a flipping arm. Reason Bradley and Alexander Rose built him from Sausalito, California," explained Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro is here with the introductions," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: People in the past have been cruel but this bot is about to enter a NEW CRUELTY! And in the blue square: Rockets blast off but nowhere near as high as the height that this robot throws you in. It's T-MINIUS!" announced Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Richard.

"New Cruelty is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Reason.

"T-Minus is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! T-Minus tossing New Cruelty into the air. New Cruelty is now exposed to T-Minus who tosses him again but it looks like T-Minus has lost the critical part that aids in helping him self-right easily. T-Minus' flipper breaks off and lands on the BattleBox floor!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"T-Minus is now very susceptible to New Cruelty. New Cruelty with a brutal slam there and T-Minus really doesn't have a lot going on now," agreed Bil.

 

"This is incredible, this was all T-Minus and now the tables have turned. New Cruelty taking T-Minus to the Pulverizor, which now looks to have snapped off but somehow is still in its corner. T-Minus gets a lucky break there," continued Tim.

 

"What can you do if you're T-Minus now? You really don't have a way down and now that T-Minus is caught between the wheels of New Cruelty, they might need separating but I don't think there's enough time, Tim," noted Bil.

 

"T-Minus taking some last minute beatings from another Pulverizor and it is over," finished Tim.

 

"Tough fight to call, Tim. It was all T-Minus in the beginning but New Cruelty turned it around," remarked Bil.

 

"Let's see how the judges saw it," suggested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: the 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 23 to 19 decision.......for the red square, NEW CRUELTY!" confirmed Mark.

 

"New Cruelty takes the next spot in round 2. Bil, take us to our next fight," replied Tim.

 

"Dooall is the creation of Scott LaValley and features a spring-loaded spike as it's weapon. Scott comes from San Rafael, California. Dr. Indestructible is now Dr Invincible. His weapon is a blade and a plow/wedge. Dr. Invincible was built by Robert Marzinske of Tempe Arizona," read Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has the statistics," said Tim.

"Introducing in the red square to my right: They say that no super hero is invincible but this robot isn't a super hero it's DR INVINCIBLE! And in the blue square: When he salutes, he's actually saying goodbye as you are his next victim. It's DOOALL!" declared Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dooall with the first punch on Dr Invincible. Dooall again punishing Dr Invincible. Oh Dooall stuck in the spike strip but gets away! Dr Indestructible takes a shot from the Killsaws. Dr Indestructible loses his entire blade assembly on the BattleBox floor!" shouted Tim.

 

"Dr Indestructible now can get underneath Dooall much more easily. That's a piece of Dooall on the floor there, it keeps his weapon in place," noted Bil.


"Dr Indestructible, underneath Dooall, taking him around the box but Dooall escapes. Dooall takes shots from the Pulverizor," continued Tim.

"That's it. Another close fight," concluded Bil.

"Let's see if the judges agree," responded Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 27 to 23 decision......for the blue corner, DOOALL!" announced Mark.

 

"Dooall takes out Dr Indestructible by a narrow win. Bil, how does the next pair

look?" asked Tim.

 

"Ankle Biter has the classic wedge shape and a saw inside it. John McKenzie built him. Twin Paradox has a blade as its weapon and runs invertible. His builder is Michael Neese from Team Skunk-Tek of Charlotte, North Carolina," analyzed Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has his facts to present," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: When he's done with the right side of your body, he'll be sure to attack the other side. It's TWIN PARADOX! And in the blue square: It's the wedge with the edge, the wheels with appeal, it's ANKLE BITER!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Ankle Biter with a near flip on Twin Paradox! Twin Paradox loses his blade! Ankle Biter flips Twin Paradox," began Tim.

 

"This is probably very advantageous for Twin Paradox because now he can get underneath Ankle Biter's wedge," speculated Bil.

 

"Ankle Biter is on his top and in big trouble. Oh! Miraculously, Ankle Biter is righted by Twin Paradox! Twin Paradox has apparently lost his plow on the BattleBox floor! Twin Paradox has stopped moving," realized Tim.

 

"It looks like none of his wheels are touching the ground so something underneath is raising his wheels off the ground," agreed Bil.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the red ref.

"Ankle Biter gets the KO just before the bell. Bil, wrap up tonight," repeated Tim.

"New Cruelty knocked out T-Minus after a quick turn-around from being flipped by T-Minus. Dooall punched the clearly destructible Dr. Invincible and in our last match, Ankle Biter took the KO from Twin Paradox to advance," recalled Bil.

 

"For everybody on our team, I'm Tim Green," replied Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Tune in next time as the BattleBots tournament continues. Goodnight," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 8

"Tonight's episode of BattleBots has carnage and destruction," began Bil.

"Atomic Wedgie battles newcomer Push 'N Shove," added Tim.

"Mechanized Bird fought way back in BattleBots and now he returns to fight against Dual Punch," continued Bil.

 

"Finally Robo-Ref puts his design to the test against Warhead. Hello everyone and welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green," finished Tim.

 

"The adrenaline is always rushing through me whenever the night of robot fighting arrives. Let's get right to our first fight. Push 'N Shove features a diamond-edged axe and a front scoop. His builder is Chris Reynolds from London, England. Atomic Wedgie is the creation of Robert Everhart and features a wedge and spinning tri-foils," read Bil.

 

"The intros are here," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Its victims are turned into robot waste courtesy of ATOMIC WEDGIE! And in the blue square: When out of snowplows for winter, they don't pick this one because of its long list of fatalities. It's PUSH 'N SHOVE!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Push 'n Shove with the scoop design already controlling this fight by slamming Atomic Wedgie into the wall," noted Tim.

 

"That's a very effective scoop on Push 'n Shove, Tim. Atomic Wedgie can't seem to get under him. He's gotta go for the sides of Push 'n Shove," agreed Bil.

 

"Push 'n Shove, continuing to dominate Atomic Wedgie. Oh! Atomic Wedgie split open but is underneath Push 'n Shove! Push 'n Shove, now the victim of Atomic Wedgie, who appears to be looking for a way to tip him over, Bil," replied Tim.

 

"Atomic Wedgie should be able to, Tim. Right now, though, it looks like he's stuck on the Spike Strip and in a dangerous area, too, right under the Pulverizors," stated Bil.

 

"Push 'n Shove, taking a beating from the Pulverizors and I think he's being counted out. It......is.......over," confirmed Tim.

 

"What a win for Atomic Wedgie. It hasn't done that since it's fight with Toro back in Season 2," recalled Bil.

 

"Let's get the official time," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 2 minutes, 30 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square, ATOMIC WEDGIE!" confirmed Mark.

 

"Atomic Wedgie moves on. Bil, take us into our next fight," echoed Tim.

"Dual Punch was formally known as Dr. P.A.I.N. last season but still has his ramming spikes as his weapon. His builder is Chuck Pitzer from Phoenix, Arizona. His opponent is Mechanized Bird, who features a crushing beak and a wedge scoop. His builders are Simon Scott, Ian Lewis and Vinny Blood from Dorset," explained Bil.

 

"Now here are the introductions," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: I'm sure we've all had Hawaiian Punch, we've had Fruit Punch but you don't want any DUAL PUNCH! And in the blue square: This robot waits on its perch looking for its prey like a bald eagle. It's MECHANIZED BIRD!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Mechanized Bird gets Dual Punch with his beak and moves him to the Pulverizors! Dual Punch is free but Mechanized Bird grabs him again and takes him back to the Pulverizors and Dual Punch loses one of his ramming spikes on the BattleBox floor! Dual Punch, clearly at a disadvantage, takes damage from the Killsaws. Mechanized Bird, using that beak to grab Dual Punch and bring him again to the Pulverizors, as DP loses the other spike. This is clearly Mechanized Bird's fight," concluded Tim.

 

"There isn't much left of DP, Tim. I don't think DP has any chance at all, especially with him on his back end right now," figured Bil.

 

"Mechanized Bird moves Dual Punch back to the Pulverizors, which miraculously right MB but he's in a dangerous area and needs to get out but this match is over. It's time to see how the judges scored this bout," replied Tim.

 

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 20 to 10 decision......for the blue square, MECHANIZED BIRD!" shouted Mark.

 

"A score that doesn't surprise me, and Mechanized Bird moves on. Bil, how about our last bout?" continued Tim.

 

"Robo-Ref is armed with a wedge and rear wedge skirts. His builder is (don't know this) from (need builder first). Warhead is built by Simon Scott, Ian Lewis Vinny Blood and features a nasty spinning disc. These three builders come from Dorset," answered Bil.

 

"It's time for Mark Beiro's intros," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Make a mistake in the sports complex, he gives you a warning. Make a mistake in the BattleBox, he gives you a beating. He's ROBO-REF! And in the blue square: This robot beats all others senseless for a living. It's WARHEAD!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Robo-Ref and Warhead meet nose-to-nose. Both bots popped into the air by their impact. Oh, Warhead loses his front blade! Robo-Ref on his side and unable to move," began Tim.

 

"Kudos to Robo-Ref for hangin' in there. Warhead, showin' for the crowd," reacted Bil.

"Let's see the final results," requested Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen: The time, 1 minute, 30 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the blue corner, WARHEAD!" declared Mark.

 

"An unbelievable night of fighting. Bil, give us the recap," replied Tim.

"Atomic Wedgie knockout Push 'n Shove by leaving him there to be abused by the Pulverizor. Mechanized Bird left little of the carcass formally known as Dual Punch and moves on. Warhead leaves Robo-Ref out of his mind and out of the tournament," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. There will be plenty more destruction next time. See ya then," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 7

"Newcomer Chaos Gaze puts his blade against Mechavore," began Tim.

"Question Mark battles his own newcomer, Lifeless Scraps," added Bil.

"The Master returns with a new design and a new opponent, Flammin' Hot Bot. Hello and welcome to BattleBots, I'm Tim Green and here for some carnage is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

 

"That's what we're both here, buddy. Tonight we have 3 new robots ready to test their designs and skills. Let's get right to our first fight. Chaos Gaze features a lethal spinning disc as its weapon. It can also self-right with a tiny arm right behind the disc. His builder is Dave Rose from England. Mechavore comes back with a two-wheel drive and a much bigger design. His builder is Robert Marzinske of Tempe Arizona," replied Bil.

 

"Let's see what info Mark Beiro has," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: His rotary disc pulls you towards it like a compass at the North Pole. It's CHAOS GAZE! And in the blue square: Sharper than a kitchen knife, quicker than a speeding train, deadlier than his victims, introducing MECHAVORE!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Nose-to-nose but no damage inflicted to either bot," remarked Tim.

 

"Oh man! Mechavore lost his rear wedge!" exclaimed Bil.

"Mechavore, reduced to just a blade for a weapon is taking a beating from the Pulverizors!" shouted Tim.

 

"Mechavore's falling apart, Tim, his blade's gone now," noted Bil.

"There isn't much left of Mechavore to speak of and it looks to me like Chaos Gaze is losing not only the back cover but his means of self-righting. The righting mechanism appears to be jamming Chaos Gaze's weapon and some of his mobility. Oh! The cover's gone!" reacted Tim.

 

"Neither robot lookin' too good right now, Tim. Chaos Gaze at least has his weapon but now he can't self-right if flipped over," concluded Bil.

 

"Mechavore with the flip on Chaos Gaze and this one is over!" declared Tim.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the red ref.

"Mechavore knocks out Chaos Gaze in 2 minutes, 50 seconds. Bil, how about our second match?" replied Tim.

 

"Lifeless Scraps features a saw on an arm and jaws at the front. His builder is Chris Reynolds from London, England. Question Mark is Biohazard's battle-scarred twin. Carlo Bertoccini built him and is from Belmont, California," explained Bil.

 

"Let's find out what Mark Beiro has to say," requested Tim.

"This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing, in the red square: His destruction is overwhelming, his moves are mystifying. Its LIFELESS SCRAPS! And in the blue square: Covered with the scars of defeat is the robot out for scars of victory. Here is QUESTION MARK!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Question Mark, struggling to get his arm up but it seems to be malfunctioning, Bil," noted Tim.

 

"Lifeless Scraps is a hard bot to flip over, Tim. However, succeed and you've won. Lifeless Scraps is trying to get those jaws on QM but it's not working," replied Bil.

 

"Question Mark gets his arm working and loses half of his armor on the BattleBox floor!" reacted Tim.

 

"Question Mark's got Lifeless Scraps now. Where's gonna take him? Where ya gonna take him, QM?" asked Bil.

 

"To the Pulverizor!" answered Tim.

"That was about 10 pops from the Pulverizor. It looks like Question Mark is trying to flip Lifeless Scraps over but it's very difficult for any bot to do this. He's tryin, he's tryin, can he do it? YES HE CAN! Oh man! Are you kiddin' me? He's done it!" shouted Bil.

 

"Lifeless Scraps looking rather lifeless himself as he can't right himself and this one is over. Now let's get the official decision," added Tim.

 

"Ladies and gentleman, the time, 2 minutes, 0 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the  red square, QUESTION MARK!" confirmed Mark.

 

"So Question Mark takes the KO. Bil, tell us about our last match," echoed Tim.

"Mark Setrakian brings his robot back with a horizontal disc instead of a vertical one as well as a rear wedge. Mark Setrakian comes from Los Angeles, California. Flammin' Hot Bot features a wedge and decorative flame. Flammin' Hot Bot comes from New Jersey," analyzed Bil.


TIM: Here's Mark Beiro with the intros.

MARK: Introducing, in the red square: When it comes to maneuvering, he's faster, when it comes to destruction, he's THE MASTER! And in the blue square: He's so hot he gives ice a fever. It's FLAMMIN' HOT BOT!

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots cautiously approaching and trying to find the other's weakness. Flammin' Hot Bot sends The Master flying against the wall! The Master is now free and ready to strike. Both bots, so far, managing to stay upright. Oh and both bots flipped!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"The Master doesn't have any problems, he can just re-right himself but because Flammin Hot Bot landed on his side, his mobility is limited and I think The Master is taking advantage of that," noted Bil.

 

"He is and Flammin' Hot Bot is taking a beating. Flammin' Hot Bot is now free and oh no! The Master loses his rear wedge to the Killsaws!" shouted Tim.

 

"That pretty much cancels out the usefulness of his saw, Tim. Oh man! Flammin' Hot Bot destroyed! That was nice!" remarked Bil.

 

"Flammin' Hot Bot, down to just two wheels and his rear weapon is very vulnerable right now. The only thing Flammin' Hot Bot must avoid is getting flipped but he gets flipped and The Master has won it. The Master takes the win in a minute, fifteen. Bil, recap tonight," concluded Tim.

 

"Chaos Gaze is sent packing after being flipped, despite doing major damage to Mechavore. Question Mark flips the fearsome Lifeless Scraps out of the tournament. In our last match, The Master decimates Flammin' Hot Bot all over the BattleBox floor," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer, remindin' you to keep buildin' robots and we'll keep showing the fights. See ya," replied Bil.

Season 2, Episode 6

"Comedy Central's BattleBots presents more destruction in the BattleBox. The deadly Ziggo takes on X-orcist," began Tim.

 

"Backlash puts his spinning wheel of death against Ronin's saw," added Bil.

"ShoveMaster2000 hopes to move Vlad the Inhaler all around the BattleBox. Good evening and welcome to BattleBots everyone, I'm Tim Green and joining me in all the carnage is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

 

"It's good to be here, Tim. It should be interesting to see how Ziggo does in this tournament, considering last season had him nearly destroyed by Tentomushi 9.0. I'm too amped up to focus on anything else so here's our first pair. X-orcist features the scoop and axe. His builder is Marlon Pritchard from England. Ziggo is Jonathan Ridder's creation and features a spinning doom with teeth on it. Ridder comes from San Jose, California," explained Bil.

 

"Let's here the intros from Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: He's found sometimes expelling ghosts out of family homes but most cases, he's expelling victory from his opponents. It's X-ORCIST! And in the blue square: A spinner with deadlier teeth than the cat he was named after. Introducing ZIGGO!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots with a big hit and Ziggo's shell is sliced open while X-orcist strikes Ziggo's dome with his axe. Ziggo narrowly avoids the Killsaws. Oh and Ziggo's shell gets destroyed on the BattleBox floor and Ziggo himself appears to be knocked out, Bil," noted Tim.

 

"That was an awesome fight, Tim," remarked Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"Ziggo KO'd in 1 minute, 30 seconds. Bil, take us to our second bout," stated Tim.

"Backlash brings his spinning wheel of death back to the BattleBox. Jim Smentowski built him and is from Novato, California. Ronin has a rear wedge and saw as weapons. Peter Abrahamson built him and is from Burbank, California," replied Bil.

 

"It's time for the intros," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: He won the Lightweight Division back in Season 1.0, now he wants another. It's BACKLASH! And in the blue square: You saw the movie, now witness the power of the robot. Here is RONIN!" announced Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Jim.

"Backlash is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Peter.

"Ronin is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it' robot fightin' time! Ronin with the treads and saw at the front, Backlash with the 2 rear wheels and his own deadly blade. Both robots appear to be locked together, Bil," began Tim.

 

"Backlash has one wheel on the ground, so it might be able to escape," figured Bil.

"Both robots free and Backlash is on his side! Backlash is in trouble and is taking a beating from the Pulverizors but is now back over. Here we go again and both bots become locked together like two male deer in battle. Backlash, free from Ronin and flipping Ronin over!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Ronin's got self-righting flags so he should be able to right himself," replied Bil.

"Backlash doesn't seem to be allowing Ronin to right himself, Bil but he's taking him to the Pulverizor! Ronin, trying to right himself but is being brutally hit by the Pulverizor," corrected Tim.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"Backlash movin' on to round 2," confirmed Bil.

"Let's get Mark Beiro's official decision," continued Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman, the time 2 minutes, 13 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square, BACKLASH!" declared Mark.

 

"Who will face Backlash? Bil's got the answer," added Tim.

"Well I don't have the exact answer but we will once this match ends. Vlad the Inhaler is the exact battle-scarred duplicate of former champ Vlad the Impaler. Gauge Cauchois built him and is from Oakland, California. ShoveMaster2000 is Ramiro Mallari's creation and features his other bot's scoop wedge and can run upside down. Ramiro is from San Francisco, California," answered Bil.

 

"Now it's time for Mark Beiro," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: From the creator of Punjar comes his nastier twin. It's SHOVEMASTER2000! And in the blue square: Rising from the dead is the scarred robot back for revenge and he's lurking in the blue corner. He's VLAD THE INHALER!" shouted Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Nose-to-nose attacks from both Vlad the Inhaler and ShoveMaster2000. Both robots flipped over but Vlad self-rights," commented Tim.

 

"This could be advantageous for Vlad if he can get underneath ShoveMaster, Tim.

TIM: ShoveMaster back over and slams Vlad into the wall. Oh and both robots flipped again! Vlad the Inhaler back over, and now slamming ShoveMaster, bringing him back right-side up as well. Vlad the Inhaler's on his back end!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"That's the easiest way to take Vlad out. The other sides can still knock him out but they're harder because of his design," noted Bil.

 

"ShoveMaster, with the slam and Vlad's back over but ShoveMaster puts him on his back end again and this one's over. Let's see how the judges scored this bout," finished Tim.

 

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 20 to 19 decision........for the red square, SHOVEMASTER2000!" announced Mark.

 

"An amazingly narrow win for ShoveMaster2000. Bil, take us through the bouts again," responded Tim.

 

"Ziggo got destroyed in its bout with X-orcist, who will move on to fight FrenZy. Backlash dominated Ronin and let the arena hazards finish him off. Finally, ShoveMaster2000 proved to be just too much for Vlad the Inhaler, who only inhaled defeat," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. Stay tuned as we continue our quest for robotic destruction, next week. Goodnight," replied Bil.

Season 2, Episode 5

"Vlad II returns for a fight against Overkill," began Tim.

"Hazard hopes to tear up Dreadnought," added Bil.

"Finally, FrenZy battles Tentomushi 9.0. Hello and welcome to BattleBots everybody, I'm Tim Green and the guy to my right is Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

 

"You know it, Tim, I'm always ready for robot carnage. Tonight, another 3 robots dominate their opponents to move on. Let's start off tonight with our first fight. Vlad II is Gage Cauchois' creation and features lifting forks as its weapon. Overkill has his front wedge and overhead knife-blade. Christian Carlberg built him and is from North Hollywood, California," explained Bil.

 

"Mark Beiro has the introductions," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: Here is the ancestor to Vlad the Impaler. It's VLAD II! And in the blue square: He bashes his opponents into smithereens. Introducing OVERKILL!" called Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Gage.

"Vlad II is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Christian.

"Overkill is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Vlad II with the slam on Overkill. Overkill strikes with his weapon but misses. Vlad II slams Overkill into the spikes!" shouted Tim.

 

"Overkill needs to find another way of getting underneath Vlad II if he wants to win this, Tim," noted Bil.

 

"Both bots avoid the Pulverizors and Vlad II again with another big slam into the wall on Overkill. Overkill, taking damage from the Killsaws. Vlad II, controlling this fight. Vlad II, driving Overkill to the Pulverizors and Overkill is taking a beating! Oh Vlad II takes a shot! Vlad II must be careful not to hurt himself," reacted Tim.

 

"That's it. What a fight! I think it's pretty clear that Vlad II won this, Tim," concluded Bil.

 

"Let's see if the judges agree," replied Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 21 to 16 decision....for the red square, VLAD II!" confirmed Mark.

 

"A surprisingly narrow win for Vlad II. Bil, take us to our second pairing," requested Tim.

 

"Dreadnought has a front horizontal disc and rear wedge. His builder is Christian Carlberg from North Hollywood California. His opponent is Hazard, who is built by Tony Buchignani of Los Angeles California. Its weapons are the wedge and steel blade," stated Bil.

 

"It's time for Mark Beiro with the introductions," responded Tim.

"This is BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing, in the red square: Ready to turn all opposition into scrap metal is DREADNOUGHT! And in the blue square: It's the helicopter of doom, the four-wheeled terror, the robot in the blue corner... HAZARD!" declared Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Christian.

"Dreadnought is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Tony.

"Hazard is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both robots casually approaching. Hazard, trying to push Dreadnought around but Dreadnought escapes. Oh, Hazard flips Dreadnought! Dreadnought taking shots from the Pulverizors but escapes. Neither robot able to turn things in their favor. Oh, Hazard upside down and his wedge is split in two!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"That's it for Hazard, unless he has a way to right himself but I don't see it," remarked Bil.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"It is over, let's get the final results," stated Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the time, 1 minute, 26 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square, DREADNOUGHT!" shouted Mark.

 

"Dreadnought takes the KO and faces Vlad II next round. How about round 3, Bil?" requested Tim.

 

"FrenZy is Patrick Campbell's creation and features a titanium battle-axe. Lisa Winter's Tentomushi 9.0 has its capturing dome as its weapon of choice. Lisa Winter comes from Walnut Creek, California," recalled Bil.

 

"Here's Mark Beiro with the intros," noted Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: On the outside, she's pretty and innocent. On the inside, she's got a weapon of destruction. It's TENTOMUSHI 9.0! And in the blue square: He'll turn you into a pancake in no time at all. He'll leave your rotting carcass all over the wall. Welcome FRENZY!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! FrenZy with a few hits with his axe and it seems like his axe is gone and is now on the BattleBox

floor!" shouted Tim.

 

"That's not good, Tim. That's not only FrenZy's weapon but it helps FrenZy right itself too," agreed Bil.

 

"FrenZy upside down and this one is over! Tentomushi 9.0 delivering FrenZy to the Pulverizors!" continued Tim.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the red ref.

"Tentomushi 9.0 takes the KO in 1 minute 15 seconds. Bil, wrap up tonight," replied Tim.

"Vlad II dominates Overkill to take the win. Dreadnought dismantles Hazard's wedge and flips him over, allowing himself to advance to the next round. Tentomushi 9.0 knocks FrenZy's axe off and FrenZy itself out of the tournament in a quick KO," recalled Bil.

 

"For everybody on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer, saying that there will be more carnage next time. See ya," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 4

"Tonight, we feature 3 rounds of destruction," began Bil.

"Dr Inferno Jr. faces off against the deadly Son of Whyachi," added Tim.

"Minion MK2 hopes to show just what Atomic 2 is made of," continued Bil.

"Two newcomers face off for the right to move on as Sgt Thrash and Sliceratops fight to the death. Hello everyone, I'm Tim Green and beside me is the amped up Bil Dwyer," finished Tim.

 

"I am indeed, Tim. Son of Whyachi returns after a hiatus from losing to Swirlee two seasons ago due to self-destruction. I'm lookin' to see what it can do so let's get to our first fight. Dr Inferno Jr. features two arms with a saw on one and a reciprocating spike on the other, as well as four wedge skirts on each side.  His builder is Jason Bardis from Santa Barbra, California. Son of Whyachi features its overhead spinning blade and was built by Terry Ewert of Dorchester, Wisconsin," explained Bil.

 

"Here's Mark Beiro," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square:  An apple a day doesn't keep this doctor away. Here is DR INFERNO JR! And in the blue square: Hungry for some severed robot parts and the glory of victory is  SON OF WHYACHI!" called Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Jason.

"Dr. Inferno Jr. is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Terry.

"Son of Whyachi is ready!" echoed the ref.

"Here we go, the box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots coming out slowly," noted Tim.

 

"Neither bot really showin' much right now, Tim," agreed Bil.

"Son of Whyachi with the first move on Dr. Inferno Jr., a second hit. Oh and Son of Whyachi's weapon is destroyed on the BattleBox floor," realized Tim.

 

"The destructive weapon of Son of Whyachi, gone! Oh man! Can you believe this? What's left of Son of Whyachi?" questioned Bil.

 

"Not much at all, Bil. Oh and Dr Inferno Jr. loses his front wedge! This could be exactly what Son of Whyachi needed. Son of Whyachi flipped and this one looks to be over!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"Son of Whyachi knocked out in a minute twenty-six. Bil, what's our second match

like?" asked Tim.

 

"Atomic 2 comes from Robert Everhart from Columbia, Maryland. His opponent is Minion MK2 who features dual saw blades. His builder is Christian Carlberg from North Hollywood, California," recalled Bil.

 

"Here are the introductions," said Tim.

"This is a BattleBots elimination contest. Introducing, in the red square: You all remember Minion but here is his nastier twin. Its MINION MK 2! And in the blue square: Here is the creation of disaster. Introducing ATOMIC 2!" announced Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Both bots with a big hit and Atomic 2 already damaged. Atomic 2 up underneath Minion MK2 and slams him into the wall. Another slam by Atomic 2. Minion MKII, moving Atomic 2 to the Pulverizors! Atomic 2 in major trouble!" shouted Tim.

 

"Atomic 2 lost one of its side panels to the Pulverizors. The ref's trying to count Atomic 2 out," explained Bil.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3!" counted the blue ref.

"Oh! Atomic 2 righted by the Pulverizors! Minion MKII underneath Atomic 2 and slams him into the wall! Atomic 2 self-rights. Minion MKII flying over Atomic 2 like some kind of stunt devil," interrupted Tim.

 

"That was sweet, Minion must've gotten a few feet in the air!" remarked Bil.

"Atomic 2, back in control, pushing Minion into the hazards on the floor... Atomic 2, flipping Minion again and again and this one's over. Let's get the official decision with Mark Beiro," concluded Tim.

 

"Ladies and gentleman, the 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 26 to 24 decision.....for the red square, MINION MK II!" confirmed Mark.

 

"What a close victory for Minion MKII. Bil, what do you have on our last pair of bots? replied Tim.

 

"Sliceratops has a spinning rear disk and flipping tusks. Its builder is James Davis. Her opponent is Sgt Thrash, who has a rotating turret and jaws at the front," answered Bil.

 

"Time for the introductions," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: No one rates this sergeant down for fear he might cleave them in two. Here is SGT THRASH! And in the blue square: An ominous offspring from the Jurassic Period. Welcome SLICERATOPS!" declared Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Sliceratops with the early flip and Sgt Thrash is in major trouble, Bil," noted Tim.

 

"It's up against the spike strip and just being abused by Sliceratops, Tim, agreed Bil.

 

"Sliceratops moves Sgt Thrash to the Pulverizors and I think this one's over," realized Tim.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the red ref.

"Sliceratops takes the quick victory at 2:05. Bil. Wrap up tonight's matches," stated Tim.

 

"Dr. Inferno Jr. dismantled Son of Whyachi in a spectacular fight. Minion MKII advances after delivering Atomic 2 to the arena hazards for the win. As you just saw, Sliceratops showed that all it needed was one flick of the wrist to win," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. More robotic combat next time. Goodnight," replied Bil.

Season 2, Episode 3

"El Diablo faces off against newcomer Feline, who intends on defeating the devil himself," began Tim.

 

"Panic Attack wants grated cheese for dinner and he gets that chance in his bout with Giant Cheese," added Bil.

 

"Finally, it's newcomer Stinger taking on Team Raptor's Alpha Raptor. Hello everyone and welcome to BattleBots. I'm Tim Green and with me is the funny and action-packed Bil Dwyer," continued Tim.

 

"The newcomers in these bouts will have their work cut-out for them, Tim. It won't be an easy time for them in the box tonight," noted Bil.

 

"Yes, especially since their opponents are bots that know the box better, Bil. What is the first pairing for tonight, Bil?" replied Tim.

 

"El Diablo is the wicked creation of Zach Bieber and features the dreaded spinning barrel of death. Feline is a pyramid-shaped bot with a spinning saw blade and always lands on its wheels. Its builders are Alan Gribble, David Gribble and Robert Bettington from England," explained Bil.

 

"It's time now for the introductions," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: This cat's litter box is filled with the parts of her victims. Here is FELINE! And in the blue square: His evil is spread throughout his coldhearted frame. Here is EL DIABLO!" announced Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Alan.

"Feline is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Zach.

"El Diablo is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Feline on its back end," noted Tim.

 

"Remember, Feline can run every way possible," reminded Bil.

"El Diablo driving Feline to the Pulverizors! Oh and El Diablo loses one of his horns on the BattleBox floor!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"El Diablo with two good flips on Feline right there," commented Bil.

"It is over. Let's see how the judges score it," requested Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have scored a 24 to 22 decision for.....the blue square, EL DIABLO!" confirmed Mark.

 

"A narrow victory for Zach Bieber and El Diablo. Who's up next, Bil?" asked Tim.

"Giant Cheese is a wedge bot with a giant flipper and equally giant tires. His builder is Roger Plant from Langport. Panic Attack 3 comes back with its electronic lifting forks and side wedge skirts. His builder is Kim Davies from England," replied Bil.

 

"Here's Mark Beiro," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: Once you see his long list of defeated robots, you'll know exactly why the call him PANIC ATTACK 3! And in the blue square: It's not American, it's not Blue, it's not Cottage, it's GIANT CHEEESE!" announded Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Giant Cheese with the early flip and Panic Attack 3 is up against the wall," began Tim.

 

"Neither robot havin' much success right now, Tim," analyzed Bil.

"Oh and Giant Cheese with the toss on Panic Attack 3! Panic Attack 3 is taking a beating from the Pulverizors and escapes. Panic Attack underneath Giant Cheese and flips him over but Giant Cheese is back over. Giant Cheese, missing with his flipper," reacted Tim.

 

"Panic Attack flips Giant Cheese again and Giant Cheese is with the Pulverizors! That's it," concluded Bil.

 

"Giant Cheese takes the victory over Panic Attack and wins 20 to 17. Bil, give us the pairings for our last bout tonight," confirmed Tim.

 

"With pleasure, Tim. Stinger is a two-wheeled bot with a bludgeoning spike as a weapon. His builder is Kevin Scot from England. His opponent is Alpha Raptor, who features an actuated lifting arm as its weapon. Chuck Pitzer built it and he's from Phoenix, Arizona," replied Bil.

 

"Here are the introductions," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: This two-wheeled menace clubs all of his opponents and will not stop until they're dead. It's STINGER! And in the blue square: He's carnivorous, he's dangerous and most importantly, he's ALPHA RAPTOR!" called Mark.

 

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! A big slam by both robots! Stinger flips Alpha Raptor who's under the Pulverizors!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"We lost the Pulverizor! It just snapped off as it was punishing Alpha Raptor! Stinger, very aggressive with that weapon, Tim," noted Bil.

 

"Alpha Raptor loses the main part of his lifting arm. That could mean trouble and it does as Stinger flips him over!" concluded Tim.

 

"Poor Alpha Raptor. Put up a good fight but it wasn't enough," remarked Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"What a great night of robot fighting. Bil, give us the replays," requested Tim.

"El Diablo advances on a narrow victory over Feline. Giant Cheese was too much for Panic Attack 3 and moves on. Stinger made the robot Alpha Raptor extinct," recapped Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," stated Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer, saying there will be more carnage next time. See ya then," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 2

"It is time for another 3 rounds of carnage and destruction," began Tim.

"Grendel humiliatingly defeated Diesector several seasons ago. Diesector wants revenge," added Bil.

 

"Newcomer Dantomkia wants to show Toro why he's the better robot," continued Tim.

"Sabotage takes on Minion for the quest to move on," finished Bil.

"Welcome to BattleBots, everyone, I'm Tin Green and next to me is Bil Dwyer," greeted Tim.

 

"Tonight's matches are going to be awesome, Tim. I'm amped up for some destruction so let's get to our first match. Grendel features a spring-loaded spike and was built by Daniel Rupert from San Diego, California. His opponent is Diesector whose weapons are a rear wedge and jaws at the front. Donald Hutson is also from San Diego," explained Bil.

 

"Let's get the introductions," requested Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: Waiting in the red corner for the slightest movement from his soon-to-die opponent is a deranged robot thirsty for annihilation. It's DIESECTOR! And in the blue square: While the Loch Ness Monster tale may be false, you'll know that the tale of you getting pulverized by this monster is true. Here is GRENDEL!" called Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Donald.

"Diesector is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Rupert.

"Grendel is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Oh! Grendel with the early flip on Diesector!

 

"Doesn't hurt Diesector though, he can run upside down," noted Bil.

"Diesector flips Grendel! Grendel in trouble. Can Grendel right himself, Bil?" questioned Tim.

 

"We haven't seen Grendel flipped anywhere in matches, Tim. Looks to me right now that he can't. Grendel's still upside down so I'd say his weapon can't help him here," concluded Bil.

 

"Grendel, taking major damage from the hazards and Diesector slams Grendel into the wall! Looks to me like Diesector is stuck with Grendel," exclaimed Tim.

 

"Yeah, but I guess it's workin' very well for Diesector, who gives him to another Pulverizor!" shouted Bil.

 

"Grendel not righting himself at all and I think he's out," speculated Tim.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" announced the blue ref.

"Diesector gets his revenge indeed!" confirmed Bil.

"Let's find out the decision," said Tim.

"Ladies and gentleman, the time: 1 minute, 31 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the red square: DIESECTOR!" declared Mark.

 

"Diesector with the knockout and some much needed revenge. How about our second

match?" asked Tim.

 

"Oh man, this is a match that will be devastating Tim. We've seen what Dantomkia can do from the preliminary bouts and its flipper is amazing! Dantomkia is a wedge with a flipper. His builder is Michael Lambert from Chertsey. His opponent is Toro, whose builder is Reason Bradley from Sausalito, California," analyzed Bil.

 

"It's time for Mark Beiro," stated Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: When it comes to bullfighting, he hurts, when it comes to robot fighting, he destroys. It's TORO! And in the blue square: A newcomer waits to test its skills. Its attacks will give you the chills and it's here to show you the opponents he kills. Welcome DANTOMKIA!" shouted Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Reason.

"Toro is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Michael.

"Dantomkia is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Dantomkia fires his weapon but Toro escapes. Oh! Toro popped into the air by Dantomkia!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"I'm not sure Toro's weapon can get underneath Dantomkia at all," figured Bil.

"Oh my gosh! Toro nearly tossed out of the arena!" shouted Tim.

"That was a very high flip, Tim, probably a few feet into the air," concluded Bil.

"Dantomkia needs to get back over and he does. Dantomkia with another toss on Toro!" continued Tim.

 

"Toro's up against the wall, so he's going to have a hard time getting back over, Tim," commented Bil.

 

"Toro back over but he seems to be stuck on the Spike Strip, Bil," noted Tim.

"He can't even fire his weapon from there, Tim," agreed Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" ordered the red ref.

"Dantomkia takes the knockout in a minute seventeen," recalled Tim.

"That was an awesome fight, Tim. Now here's are last match of the night. Matt Sabotino brings back Sabotage, who features a flipping arm that also acts as a spatula. Minion features his fireman's saw from several seasons ago and his handy wedge. Christian Carlberg created him and is from North Hollywood California," explained Bil.

 

"Here are the introductions," confirmed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square to my right: He sports a nasty blade and a strong wedge. When it comes to destruction, he has the edge. Introducing MINION! And in the blue square: He's the fantastic flipper, the relentless rammer and the heartless horror. Here is SABOTAGE!" announced Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Christian.

"Minion is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Matt.

"Sabotage is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Sabotage using his flipper but can't toss Minion and flips himself instead!" announced Tim.

 

"This is where Sabotage is very vulnerable to Minion's wedge," noted Bil.

"Minion with a slam into the wall on Sabotage. Minion takes Sabotage to the Pulverizors! Sabotage with the flip on Minion but Minion is back over and takes damage from the Killsaws!" continued Tim.

 

"This is a great fight, back-and-forth!" remarked Bil.

"Oh! Minion loses his self-righting mechanism and one of his sides is ripped open! Minion must now be very careful that Sabotage doesn't flip him again. Sabotage not able to get his flipper to flip Minion. Oh! He flips him again and this one's over!" concluded Tim.

 

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" declared the red ref.

"That's it, Sabotage movin' on to face Dantomkia," confirmed Bil.

"Here's Mark Beiro with the final results," stated Tim.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the time, 2 minutes, 49 seconds. The winner, by a knockout, in the blue square, SABOTAGE!" echoed Mark.

 

"What a night of robot fighting. Bil, play back the replays," requested Tim.

"You got it, partner. Diesector got his sweet revenge over Grendel in a knockout. Dantomkia put on an impressive show and victory over Toro. In our last match, Sabotage flipped and tossed Minion out of the competition," recalled Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," told Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. We leave you now with the hit of the week," finished Bil.

Season 2, Episode 1

"The all new Phase 7.0 of BattleBots has begun," began Tim.

"First, Deadblow wants a shot against last season's champ, Shreds-A-Lot," announced Bil.

 

"Then in a legendary rematch, Biohazard takes on Vlad the Impaler," continued Tim.

"Finally, newcomer Whirlwind battles the British robot Killerhurtz," finished Bil.

"Hello everybody and welcome to the all new Phase 7.0, I'm Tim Green." greeted Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer. This is it, Tim, we have been waiting for this tournament for some time now," added Bil.

 

"Not only are there new bots for this tournament but the arena itself has changes of its own," stated Tim.

 

"That's right, Tim. Last season, bots were getting stuck in between the floor and the wall. The walls have been reinforced to prevent this," agreed Bil.

 

"Now that that's out of the way, let's get to our first match up," said Tim.

"Deadblow comes from Grant Imahara from Oakland California. His weapons are a flipper and a wedge. Shreds-A-Lot features a wedge with saws inside the wedge. His builder is John McKenzie. from Ukiah California," read Bil.

 

"Now, here's Mark Beiro," revealed Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: When it comes to gifts on Christmas, he always has one gift: the gift of pain! Here is SHREDS-A-LOT! And in the blue square: The only gift this Battlebot delivers on Christmas Day is defeat! Welcome DEADBLOW!" declared Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed John

"Shreds-A-Lot is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Grant.

"Deadblow is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Oh, Deadblow with the early flip on Shreds-A-Lot!" exclaimed Tim.

 

"Doesn't bother Shreds-A-Lot much, except that he's really vulnerable without that wedge," noted Bil.

 

"Deadblow continues to toss Shreds-A-Lot again and again. So far that flipper is effective," added Tim.

 

"Might've spoke too soon as Deadblow's flipper seems to be stuck in the up position," realized Bil.

 

"Oh and Shreds-A-Lot with a major hit on Deadblow and Deadblow's very close to the Killsaws!" shouted Tim.

 

"Deadblow taking Killsaw damage.

"Deadblow continuing to toss Shreds-A-Lot," commentated Tim.

"That's it. What a fight by Deadblow," concluded Bil.

"I think it's clear that Deadblow won so let's go to Mark Beiro," agreed Tim.

"The 3 judges at arena side have turned in a 22 to 20 decision for....the blue square, DEADBLOW!" confirmed Mark.

 

"So Deadblow moves on to round 2. Bil, how about our next bout?" asked Tim.

"Vlad the Impaler is the creation of Gage Cauchois from Oakland, California. His weapon is the forklift on the front. Carlo Bertoccini's Biohazard features wedge fenders on all sides and the deadly lifting arm," read Bil.

 

"Time for Mark Beiro," stated Tim.
"Introducing, in the red square to my right: If you get in the way of this robot, you'll find yourself in a deadly game of  bullfighting, courtesy of VLAD THE IMPALER! And in the blue square: Lurking in the blue corner is a robot toxic to all opponents. Here is BIOHAZARD!" shouted Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Gauge

"Vlad the Imapaler is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed Carlo.

"BioHazard is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Biohazard with his specialty move on Vlad!" announced Tim.

 

"Vlad was nearly put on his side, Tim," added Bil.

"I don't think Vlad's weapon will be much against Biohazard, Bil," speculated Tim.

"Yeah, I don't think so either, Tim. They seem way to high up to even get under Biohazard," nodded Bil.

 

"Biohazard, continuing to push Vlad around and Vlad again slammed into the wall!" noted Tim.

 

"So far, this is all Biohazard. Vlad has nothing right now," stated Bil.

"Oh, Vlad slammed again and this time flipped over! Vlad better get out of there because here comes the Pulverizor!" declared Tim.

 

"Two hits on Vlad from the Pulverizor!" counted Bil.

"Vlad's under Biohazard, Bil! Now Vlad slams Biohazard into the wall and now I think he's out, Bil," concluded Bil.

 

"His wheels are clearly off the floor and he's trying to get himself off but his weapon can't go far enough," added Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" declared the blue ref.

"Biohazard knocked out in 1 minute 38. What is our last match-up like, Bil?" recaped Tim.

 

"Whirlwind features a vertical disc. His builder is Andrew Marchant from Huntingdon. His opponent is Killerhurtz who features an axe as his weapon," stated Bil.

 

"Let's get to the introductions," said Tim.

"Introducing, in the red square: He's the perfect storm in BattleBots, he's the robot in the red corner named WHIRLWIND! And in the blue square:  Get this robot mad and you will not see what comes next. Here's KILLERHURTZ!" announced Mark.

 

"Red driver, are you ready?" asked the red square referee.

"Ready!" agreed Andrew

"Whirlwind is ready!" repeated the ref.

"Blue driver, are you ready?" asked the blue square referee

"I am ready!" confirmed John.

"Killerhurtz is ready!" echoed the ref.

"The box is locked, the lights are on, it's robot fightin' time! Neither robot seeming to get any edge in this fight," started Tim.

 

"Well, neither robot has a flipper or wedge to allow that, Tim. Oh man, look at Killerhurtz and Whirlwind, Tim!" noted Bil.

 

"Whirlwind is on his back but can run that way and Killerhurtz looks to be in trouble," realized Tim.

 

"He seems to be having righter problems, he can right himself as we've seen in past fights but somethin's wrong," concluded Bil.

"10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! stop the match!" shouted the blue ref.

"Whirlwind movin' to round 2!" confirmed Bil.

"An exciting beginning to this season's tournament! Bil, how about some replays," requested Tim.

 

"With pleasure. Deadblow took home the close Judges Decision after flipping last season's champ around the box. Vlad the Impaler advances after knocking out his former rival Biohazard. In our last match, Whirlwind blew away any chances Killerhurtz had at winning the bout," repeated Bil.

 

"For everyone on our team, I'm Tim Green," closed Tim.

"I'm Bil Dwyer, reminding you to stay tuned for more robotic destruction next time. See ya then," added Bil.