“I flip summon, Dark Magician of Chaos (2800/2600) in Attack Mode,” said Yami. Dark Magician Girl, destroy his face down card! The face down Mirror Force (0/0) is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 900. Oh no, Mirror Force!

“Thanks for stating the obvious, Yugi,” said Kaiba. I won’t explain how Mirror Force works since I already know that you know how it works. Yami’s Dark Magician Girl, Dark Paladin and Dark Magician of Chaos are destroyed by the effect of Mirror Force.

“I set one card in Defense Mode and end my turn, Kaiba,” said Yami.

“My move,” said Kaiba. I set 1 card in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I set one card in Defense as well,” said Yami. That ends my turn. 

“I reveal, Battle Ox (1700/1000),” said Kaiba. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn. There’s nothing you can do to win this duel, Yugi! Kaiba laughs.

“I flip summon the monster I had face down, Buster Blader (2600/2300),” said Yami. You know what happens now. Buster Blader gains 500 ATK points for every Dragon Monster on your side of the field and in your Graveyard. Buster Blader’s ATK rises to 5100. I set 1 monster in Defense Mode. Buster Blader, destroy his Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! Blue-Eyes is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 500. That ends my turn.

“I reveal the card I had face down, Morphing Jar (700/600)!” said Kaiba. We must discard our entire hands and draw 5 cards. Then, I set 1 card in Defense Mode and end my turn.

“I reveal, Card Destruction (0/0),” said Yami. Card Destruction is destroyed by tournament rules. I set 1 card face down and end my turn.

“It’s time to reveal my card, Obelisk the Tormentor (4000/4000)!” said Kaiba. I set one monster in Defense Mode. That ends my turn.

“I reveal my face down card, Brain Control,” said Yami. Brain Control is destroyed by tournament rules. I set 1 card in Defense Mode. Buster Blader, finish his Tormentor off! Obelisk is destroyed and Kaiba’s lifepoints drop to 0.

“How could I lose?” asked Kaiba. I had this duel won!

“You play for greed, jealousy and hatred, which is the only reason why you lost our duel, Kaiba,” said Yami. The Big Five, along with Noah, suddenly reappear before them as holograms.

“Not again!” said Kaiba. You geeks already lost to us.

“That is why we must challenge you again,” said Lector.

“We’re sick and tired of being in our world so we’re going to duel you guys to gain access to your world,” said Crump.

“Blah, blah, blah,” said Kaiba. I’m sick of your complaints.

“Well, were’ sick of losing to the 5 of you,” said Noah. My associates and I will once again challenge you five to a duel one by one. I’ll be up first and my opponent is… Kaiba.

“Fine, at least this way, you’ll get out of my life, Noah,” said Kaiba.

“I’ll start this duel off,” said Noah. By the way, we’re not using your boring tournament rules, we’re using our rules and we will do it in our world.  My Deck Master is Asura Priest. I summon Susa Soldier (2000/1600) in Attack Mode. Then, I play Spiritual Energy Settle Machine. This card keeps my Spirit Monsters on the field. In order for it to stay like that, I must sacrifice 1 card from my hand and send it to the Graveyard. Thanks to my Deck Master, I gain 500 lifepoints whenever my Spirit Monsters go to the Graveyard. As an added bonus, he also lets me summon the same Spirit Monster back to the field in Attack Mode at the end of your turn.  Then, I set 1 card face down and end my turn.