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DAILY JIGGLE (2023)

A blog that details the newspaper articles and events as they occur in Pudgyville.

12/26/23 (Article #458)
Magical Mistress Mystified by Missing Wrench
Tug Turn's beloved wrench has gone missing and it seems no one in town has a clue where to look. "I'm not sure where I left it but I'm sure wherever it is, it's causing some sort of issue that unfortunate others can't understand. It's my special wrench too. Without it, I can't get into tight spaces and it's one-of-a-kind," explained Tug Turn. Eduardo said he'll make posters with a picture of the wrench to help others get a better grip on what to look for.
12/14/23 (Article #457)
 Abundant Attachmare Asks About Next Attachment
Angel Float, whose inventions have proven at least somewhat appealing, has asked residents what they'd like to see for the next attachment for her navel. "I figured I'd ask the ponies here what they feel would be most useful. After all, up until now, they've all mostly been for me even though they were not limited to what I had," stated Angel Float. Mrs. Float noted that this one would be for sale and would be adjustable to fit the navel depth and shape of others.
11/26/23 (Article #456)
 Naughty Night Features Remarkably Revealing Residents
This year, the town went with translucent clothing for their costumes. "Why not make them as revealing as possible while still indicating we have clothing on at all? We got them from Computie Pie, whom perfected the invention so it works flawlessly. We decided to have only the very edges revealed but there's enough of the rest so that you can tell. It's just not obvious from a distance," explained Mocha. Computie Pie said it took months to perfect it and make copies based on what others wanted and was worried she wouldn't make it in time for the holiday celebration.
11/14/23 (Article #455)
 Plump Patootie Princess Brings Big Bountiful Body
Plumperoni, the expert in facesitting, shared a prototype of an upcoming product for anyone wanting to try out her technique for themselves in case she isn't around. "It's as close to me as you can get but it's not fully ready for sale yet. Computie Pie has really figured things out. I showed her with video what I do and she made this directly based on that. It'll give residents a taste of what it's like to be sat on at their leisure," explained Plumperoni. Computie Pie said the device still has moments where it ends up in awkward positions and jams but hopes to have it resolved soon.
11/2/23 (Article #454)
 First Customers Enter Big Booty Building
Eduardo and Michelle took some time off to have lunch in the revised Spicy Goods restaurant. "It's very comfortable in here. We weren't a fan of spicy food as I'm sure most are and the two of them realized that and made great improvements. You really feel like you're squishing against a big booty with these booths," stated Eduardo. Michelle said the tables are also adjustable to accomodate all sizes.
9/21/23 (Article #453)
 Bad Beauty Belle Breaks Sexy Statue
Residents found their beloved statue that helps them count to New Gainer's Day in pieces. "We at first thought it was Neat Pea again considering the vandalism from before but after looking at the way things were destroyed and remembering all that we did against Beauty Belle from the trials to jail, we can only conclude it was her. Besides, Neat Pea doesn't have any magic powers and wouldn't be able to lift it with her hooves," explained Mocha. Eduardo says that while upset about what Beauty Belle did, he's willing to make a new statue with help from Computie Pie that is more robust than ever before.
9/9/23 (Article #452)
 Big Belly Battle Brings Bad Beginnings
After much consideration, Flippy has agreed to go ahead with the plan to fight Pon-Evil, but was met with several setbacks. "They really know how to deal with others. They must've done research for anyone that tried to get in their way. Seems the residents here just aren't able to see through the lies these ponies tell. We'll have to postpone the fight and look into how to beat them more thoroughly," said Flippy Dove Treat. Eduardo said they did have the right idea sending a pony in, but felt it can still be done better.
8/28/23 (Article #451)
 Anti-Fat Mom Vandalizes with Vulgar Posters
Residents woke to seeing mysterious flyers showcasing Pudgyville's supposed negative side. "Who would've had the time or audacity to do such a thing? My gut says Neat Pea, mostly because of how much she hated how we act, even though we never set out to provoke anyone," stated Mocha. Jasmine said the flyers feature several residents doing far worse than anything they'd ever do, and include properties the actual ponies don't have.
6/27/23 (Article #450)
 Chubby Cinemas Makes Movies Millions
Kettle Corn has somehow made millions of Buttons selling her movies overnight. "All I can think of are the changes to the movie titles. I felt they weren't accurate enough to the movie they were associated with. Plus they were sometimes so long I had to cut them off, which could've made it harder for them to be understood. I'm not complaining, though," explained Kettle Corn. Eduardo said he finds it a bit suspicious but isn't blaming any of his town's residents for it considering they don't have the money to do it overnight.
6/15/23 (Article #449)
 Girly Boy Collaborates with Plump Perfumer
Truffle wanted to try out a new tactic for his girly nature. "I've never done this before, but maybe having my own perfume made would make me feel more girly? I'm not sure yet what I want to choose, though," giggled Truffle. Sweet Aroma said she's helping him with basic scents to see which ones he'd like to mix or use as inspiration.
6/3/23 (Article #448)
 Big Booty Dancer Aims at Voluptuous Videos
Chatrina has opted to start making her own dancing videos to get some content available and to showcase for future tries to get in the literal big leagues. "I've been itching to just start dancing for a while and since the Night Club isn't really doing so well, I figured I could do it for myself. I'm not sure I'd be allowed to charge money, not that others wouldn't want to see me but because of my family approving it. Either way, it'll be a great time," stated Chatrina. Mocha said she agreed that their parents wouldn't likely approve of her requesting money but said it would likely be very acceptable to just dance for free.
4/20/23 (Article #447)
 Derriere Duo Celebrates Completed Cabooses
After months of work ordering the new furniture and deciding where to put it all, Mrs. Spice and her daughter Gala have finally reached an end to the renovations. "We opted for the backs of each booth to be bootyful. That is to say, you'll feel booty when you sit down. It is designed after ours but they aren't all our colors. We have a few that are and a few that aren't. The back room for the special order is also like this, though it's a different color than the rest. It's also more fittingly painted for those participating," explained Mrs. Spice. Gala said she's relieved it's all done and can't wait for customers to arrive. Mrs. Spice added they're using videos to try and attract customers over time.
4/8/23 (Article #446)
 Feaster Features Candy Galore
Residents got all kinds of candy for this year's Feaster, both visually and edible. "Our mates put candy on top and had their significant other pick it up with their teeth or lick it off in some cases to eat it. It was both tasty and appealing. We'd never done anything like it before, even on Naughty Night," explained Mocha. Truffle said he covered himself in chocolate and stuck candies to himself so Mocha could get a bonus treat for her efforts.
3/27/23 (Article #445)
Fatty Six Demonstrate Delightfully
Ms. Sheila's class got more visual lessons for the day. "These six ponies really made the lessons exciting. As I talked, one of them demonstrated what I was talking about and it was close enough that even the back row was able to clearly see it done. They made sure to wear the skimpiest outfits they could find at Mocha and Rotundity's store and received a discount because of what they were needed for," explained Ms. Sheila. Rotundity added that in some cases, they followed Ms. Sheila's traditional Treat Tuesday in that one desk was featured directly but had to be modified in case it was a full body demonstration.
2/21/23 (Article #444)
 Tubby TV Brings Big Beautiful Battles
Residents got to see the trial runs for Pound Town's return to TV as they happened. "What a fun time it was. We had to add in villains from before as they were all unable to participate, not that we'd allow them to anyway. They were still based on how they were when we actually encountered them normally," said Chatrina. Truffle and Mocha said they helped take down a brand new foe that is being left for the show's season finale.
2/4/23 (Article #443)
 Flirty Fabrics Failures Fixed
Rotundity and Mocha have solved the issue for their scanner's mishaps. "Seems all the work it had done since we used it caused it to have technical issues that were amplified by the other party's intrusion. We took it to be repaired and it's good as new again," said Rotundity. Mocha said It's also better protected and easier to use than ever before. Rotundity added that there's more customization for messages such as holidays.