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Nightmare Herald (2026-2027)

A blog that details "news" Pon-Evil residents want outsiders to believe took place.

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1/22/26 (Article #76)
4th Town Expands with Dance Studio
Looking to get your boogie on? Well the 4th town is the place to be. It's called the Heavenly Dance Studio and you can learn how to dance or (if you show up at night) dance with others with their nightly parties. There's food and fun at their nightly parties too. Bring a friend at one of their parties and they'll give you a free dance lesson the next day.
1/10/26 (Article #75)
Bulging Curves Only Supports Females
Yes, it's true. The town claiming to support two sides only supports one, and it's the females. We're not sure why, but we feel they just like females or feel others will be more attracted to them. Just look at the town itself. How many males do you see? Probably none and we've verified that.